Cae knew the secret many angels and mortals who wrote the annals of military history did not: The true decisions that won and lost battles were not made in the heat of the moment, with the furious swinging of swords, the clattering of shields, and the sundering of spears by mighty blows. They were not split second orders bellowed at men and women soaking in sweat and slipping in the blood of their enemies. They weren't even cunning strategies, dreamed up in the gathering heat of the early dawn while watching enemy formations unfold in the muttered words of dusty scouts, fresh off the field.
No, they were duller, simpler, more complex things - decisions made about which weapons to bring, how to train what men and women, and how those men and women were moved across the landscape, or the Realms themselves. They were
logistic
decisions, not the decisions of sergeants. An ancient mortal conqueror had said that men's stomachs were also their feet, and he was far from wrong. Even without the constraints of mortal armies, Heaven had needed to consider the logistical issues more carefully if they were going to succeed in their campaigns against Hell.
Cae remembered that.
She also remembered the horrible feeling of being pulled down by creeping vines when she had tried to implement this obvious fact with the other Generals and her army. She could still remember the blank looks from her fellow commanders, the boistrious assurance that she was thinking too much like a mortal. They were the angelic Hosts of Heaven, with sinews of gold and fire, they didn't need to trifle with making sure they had enough people in the right place, at the right time, with the right equipment.
Cae remembered that horrible feeling
right now
, looking at the paperwork that she had asked for. The three Barons of Ruin all looked at her with a mixed expression - Ruti looked somewhat chagrined, and Degi didn't want to meet her eyes. Citri was looking like he was flickering between apologetic and annoyed at being judged. Cae slowly sat her golden rump down on a large mahogany chair in the office that she had been given, and picked up the old, crumpled pieces of parchment. Scrawling lists of demonic names, jotted in a hurry, a few invoices that appeared to list out soul transfers, and a letter or two to something called a 'demonhost', signed by one 'Purthi', were all that she could see. She picked one such letter up, then sighed, letting it fall between her fingers as her wings mantled and rubbed against the back of the chair.
"Who is Purthi?" She asked, frowning.
"The Baron of Pillage," Degi said, his voice serious. "He was...sundered from us by Destruction and now serves as their general."
Cae frowned and slouched and for a moment considered simply giving up this whole idea as impossible. She closed her eyes and did as she had whenever a problem had seemed insurmountable - as many problems did when you stood at their foot. She counted back to ten, and began with the beginning. All stories had too.
"All right," she said. "How are your forces normally organized."
"Well, normally, we would ask Purry to do it," Citri said.
"Citri," Degi said, his voice warning. Citri sighed and slid his hands into the pockets of his red leggings, as he was wont to do.
"Demons, uh...hurm. In Hell, in the Hell Realms that is, Demons aren't quite the same as they are in the mortal Realms. Demons are...are...defiance." Citri said, cocking his head to the side as he tried to explain what was clearly second nature to him. "Heaven has rules. We don't. But when you have no rules to follow, defying means very little - we're...
reduced
. It is only when we're in the mortal realms that we multiply and are Legion. So, uh, usually Purry would begin by rousting up a few hundred, maybe a thousand from our outlying fiefdoms, organize them under a banner-"
Cae jerked her head up. "What?" she asked, her voice flat.
"A few thousand," Citri said, scowling. "They're still demons."
"I've obliterated millions of demons," Cae said, standing and planting her palms on the desk. "And you tell me that if I had just
reached
the Hell realms, that your numbers would have been cut by a factor of..." She did some hasty math. "A thousand!?"
"No, no, no, no," Citri said, shaking his head.
"Why not?" Cae asked.
"Because then there'd be rules to break," Degi said, sighing.
"So, if I impose some sense of order on, on, on...on
this
?" Cae snatched up some of the papers and waved them around - the crumpling parchment feeling not nearly as satisfying as wringing some demonic necks at this moment might have. "Then we'll get a million demons overnight?"
"No," Citri said.
"Yes," Degi said.
"M-Ma...ma...maybe!" Ruti said.
Cae frowned. "We're in truly uncharted waters then," she said, rubbing her temple and then sitting back down in the chair with a creak. She tapped her fingers. "I guess we'll need to begin by doing the wingwork ourselves." She frowned. "This will give Destruction time to fortify the regions captured - I am assuming, of course, that they function much as neighborhoods in Heaven. Souls that fit the criteria are raptured to them and there, they are tended to by some animated spirit who ensures their health and happiness and, thus, allowing their energies to flow into the center of the Realm?"
"Yes," Citri said.
"No," Degi said.
"K-Ki...Kin...Kind...kind...kind..." Ruti stammered, blushing as he got caught on the last syllable.
Cae frowned. "As advisors go, you three are doing better as a comedy troupe," she said, her voice short and harsh. To her irritation, Citri returned a playful smile, as if she had been joking - and his eyes sparkled so delightfully that it became almost a joke in her mind. She shook her head and focused. "Explain the differences."
"Souls in Hell do as they will," Degi said, firmly. "They don't need shepherding by some kind of maidservant - instead, we allow them to fulfill themselves against the perils of the new world they find themselves in."
"The Heaven's Keepers aren't maidservants," Cae said, scowling. "They simply use a fraction of Heaven's energy to produce ephemeral seemings of whatever is wished, so the souls are happy."
"Oh I'm sure that's
very
entertaining," Degi said, rolling his eyes - an impressive trick for someone with the faceted eyes of an insect. "For the first several days. After that, it would become quite dull."
Cae opened her mouth, then closed it. "I've...never asked." She crossed her arms over her chest. "I...now realize I should have. I've read so many books and tomes, many written by mortal generals, but we had several of the finest generals raptured to heaven. And I never considered just speaking to them." She blushed. That was a lie. Half a lie. But the truth made her feel even more low: She had considered, she had dreamed of it, and she had thought of her mentors, of the Proctors, of the rules of law, and she had thought of the whippings and the chains. But now her mind was riven with the dream she had had - the
sending
she almost wished it was - and of the change that perspective could make. It could turn humiliating punishment into the sweetest reward. She frowned. That thought felt weighty. Like there was heft to it.
She put it aside, for later.
"How many of these soul villages do we have in the Realm of Ruin?" she asked.
"Twelve," Citri said.
"Eleven," Degi said.
"E-Eleven and a half," Ruti added. "Remember, one of them s-split recently. So, it's not quite a full village."
Cae nodded slowly. "Each one contains how many souls?"
"A...enough," Citri said, frowning at her. "You can't just measure a soul and know exactly how much energy it provides!"