Bro Your Girlfriend Is Crazy!

Meru lowered his head. He was a bit embarrassed to be looking at caps, but the beastfolk was curious. He picked up one of the stretchy wool caps that fit over the head and felt it in his hands. He pulled on it a bit to check the elasticity and whether it was a good size. "Hmmm." He looked around the story, then smiled coyly, fixing his hair. Once everything was in place he slid the wool cap over his head. It flattened his long ears down, causing them to poke out the bottom on either side. The boy's eyes widened.

"Oooh! Mel might like this." His short tail wagged as he turned left, then right to see himself from different angles in the mirror. He was wearing short jean shorts and a loose-fitting black T-shirt with a band-logo on it. The black cap seemed to fit the ensemble.

"That looks so good on you!"

"Ah!" Meru jumped a full foot into the air as a female voice came out of nowhere from behind him. He took the cap off and scrunched it up in his hands, blushing as he turned to face the person.

"I was just look-" He saw a familiar face. A bunny girl with pink hair and some blonde highlights, or perhaps it was her real hair colour peeking through. She couldn't tell. You calmed down, moving from feeling weird to suspicious.

"Oh, it's you."

The girl smiled cheerfully and waved. "Yep, it's me." She was wearing camouflage leggings, boots that reached up her calf and a loose jacket with fur-lined hood on the back. The girl took the cap out of Meru's hands, inspected it, then stretched it back over his head before patting him on top. She carried a wide, admiring grin.

"It's cute on you."

"Uh, thanks." Meru adjusted his ears. He looked at her, adding:

"I don't think I should be talking to you?"

"Why not?" She asked curiously.

"Aren't you on bad terms with Mel?"

She laughed. "No no. We're actually co-workers. I'm Mars." She presented a slender hand. As Meru took it reluctantly he flinched, noting how firm her handshake was.

"Sorry! Sometimes I don't know my own strength."

Meru rang his hand out in the air after she let him go. "It's fine. I guess all you people are pretty strong..."

Mars exhaled a little. "Ah, I guess she told you about me and what she does?"

"A little... She says she's a magical girl and that you're a gang leader, but I don't really get it." Meru admitted.

She nodded slowly, thinking. "She hasn't really explained anything to you, has she?"

"Not really."

Mars adopted a sly look. "You know how she can exaggerate, right?"

"She's usually pretty straightforward." Meru rebuked without really thinking.

Mars blinked. "O-oh, really?"

"Yeah. She usually says what she means and does whatever she says she's gonna do."

"Are you curious about what we do? Who we work for?"

Meru tried to pull his ears a little so that they were a little more comfy beneath his tight cap. He sighed with relief once he finally got it into a good position.

"I never asked. I assumed it was a wrestling thing."

"I'm sorry, what?" Mars covered her mouth with her hand, trying to keep it in.

Meru looked up in thought and explained his reasoning. "Well, yeah... You all seem to have themes and you're strong and like fighting and you two work together but you got such an antagonistic relationship that I'm guessing you're playing enemies right now in the ring. I know Mel's probably a heel, but you also seem a bit like a heel so I assume you guys will join up at some point."

"Oh, yeah. We are on the same team. It's just that we're both kinda heels, like you said. So we don't get along that well." She let out a small chuckle.

"You're a pretty clever guy."

Meru nodded proudly. "Thanks!"

"Got any plans for the future?"

"I'm also trying to be an athlete! Mel and I met at the gym, where I guess she was training for a match, or something."

Mars covered her mouth again to hide her smirk with her palm. "Wooow, an athlete. You have such a great body for it."

"Yeah, I'm kinda ripped." Meru stated. I don't got muscle but I got lots of stamina!" He uttered. Raw determination washed over Mars. It was blinding. She began to salivate a little.

"Hey... Uh, you know my 'theme?'" She asked, wiping her mouth.

"It's orc gang leader, right? That's a funny one. I didn't know a beastfolk could be an orc gang boss. But I guess it's because girls are gonna be more popular with the crowd."

She got closer, resting a hand on his back. "Funny thing is, I'm not a beastfolk."

Meru stared at her appraisingly. "I don't get it." His eyes were centred on her drooping pink bunny ears.

"I'm an orc." Mars stated, leading him with her finger tips resting in the small of his back. She gently ran it up and down his slender form as she walked with him.

"See, my dad is an orc. My mom was a beastfolk before she converted and after that she was considered an orc in the eyes of our culture. That's kinda the gist of how it works."

"Oooh. Sorry. I didn't know. So your dad was an orc and you're an orc, even though you're..." He trailed off, pointing up to her ears.

She nodded, exhaling from her nose. "Yeah. When girls are born from orc parents we retain the appearance of our mother with traits of the dad being something that are more internal. For example, I'm about as strong as an orc would be by default, and then when we add up my enhanced abilities I'm a pretty scary adversary." Mars winked.

"Strong as Mel?" Meru asked curiously.

She looked away, blushing slightly. "A-anyway. My point is that anyone can become an orc."

"That's cool, I guess." Meru smiled cluelessly. He realised he was being led out, but was only thinking about the fact that he was wearing something from inside.

"I didn't pay!"

"Relax. This is actually one of our stores."

"Belonging to the wrestling agency or something?"

She rolled her eyes shallowly. "Yeah, let's go with that. Consider the cap a gift since it looks so good on you." She lowered her hand to his perky rear suddenly, groping it as she leaned in close.

"You are quite the catch... I think it'd be fun for you and for us if you were adopted into our family."

Meru gulped, glancing back over his shoulder. His tail stood up. She shook slightly and shook his head back and forth dramatically. He tried to lean away from her.

"No thanks... I'm not interested."

"We don't know that yet." She pulled him in closer as he tried to get away. A van pulled up along the side of the street, screeching to a halt. Mars pushed him inside.

"Welcome to the family~" She giggled, jumping in behind him. The van sped off, running lights and squealing tires all through the town.

Woke up, and thought he had opened his eyes but it was still dark. Dark and warm. He tried to move idly, but found that his slender body had been tied in a kneeling position with his arms bound behind his back. He was straddling something else that felt warm and soft. He smacked his lips, tasting an interesting flavour in his mouth and smelling an interesting scent in his nose.

"Mmmn... Where am I? Why can't I see?" He shifted a little as he heard masculine chuckling all around him.

"Uh, hello? Mars?"

"Lady's out for a bit. We're here to keep you company. She told us you'd be joining the gang."

"I dunno about that. I said no... This is bad. You guys are gonna be in trouble."

"The sign of a good candidate for conversion is when their voice sounds cute even when they're threatening you." The main man said. There was another rise of chuckles.

"It's not funny! Let me go... Why can't I see? Am I blindfolded?"

"Yeah... Sorta."

"Why's this blindfold so clammy and warm..."

"That's an interesting question." The orc offered unhelpfully. He adjusted.

"Ah, it moved! Are you taking it off?"

"Nah, just shifting a bit. We wanna take a few more pictures" Pulling back, Meru knelt down, straddling an orc that was beneath him, the man's cock standing right up in front of Meru without the beastfolk even realising. He was stroking himself in anticipation while Meru rested on his broad stomach. Over his eyes draped a long and thick cock that was not hard at all. It fell over both Meru's eyes and hung over the other side. The weight was so much that it kept Meru's head tilted back to act as a plate for the orc member.

"Okay." He asked after a short pause.

"You ready?"

"I'm not!" Meru uttered.

"Not you."

The orc below gave a thumbs up and stopped stroking to instead firmly grab Meru's hips. He lifted him up over his member.

"H-hey. What's going on?" As he was moved, the member slipped off his face and instead hung right next to it like a green trunk.

"Holy shit, what!?" He gulped.

"No swearing~" The orc ordered, swinging his hips. His mace of a cock slapped Meru across his cheek with a very wet sound. Once the beastfolk was adjusted, the orc lifted his member up over Meru's face. His eyes widened and crossed as he stared up at it like an anvil that was about to fall. The orc let it go. It slapped heavily down, back over Meru's eyes. He shuddered and struggling, but nothing could move him from beneath the weight of the man's massive dong.

"Had to remove your 'blindfold' for a second. It's back now."

Meru was dazed by the impact, and even more by what he assumed the smell and taste was. He became all too aware of the fact that the taste in his mouth was the liquid dripping down from the orc's sweaty member, and the smell was the unwashed scent of a man's cock. It smelled different from Kaid's. It was bigger than Kaid's. Kaid had a familiar scent and a taste that was clean. The orc seemed grimy and raw. It made his little head spin.

"Hah... Haah..." Meru panted, trying and failing to move.

"S-stop..." He groaned, struggling uselessly against his bonds.

"Mars told us you had Gnoll. This should feel a bit different, but I think you'll like it." The orc that was 'blindfolding' him said as Meru was lowered slowly. His butt wiggled desperately as he was brought down. Slowly his ass made contact with the large, flared tip of a rock-solid object. A pillar of meat that had almost no give, as if the orc was flexing it to make it as rigid as possible. He was lowered over it. The member slipped in easily enough with the man under him groaning.

"She wasn't lying..." The orc under Meru uttered.

"So tight, but definitely loose enough that I don't gotta worry too much."

"Hoho. Interesting. I guess I drew the wrong straw." Meru lost his mind as the member slid inside fully, then pulled free, then slid inside fully. It only took a bit more for him to start moving his hips on his own. It was rubbing and pressing. It was making him feel good.

"I think he's good to go." The orc placed a hand on his back, and another on his tied wrists. As he pulled the wrists he pushed Meru's back forward, climbing out from beneath until the orc was kneeling behind him, Meru's legs spread naturally and he bent forward. The blindfold came off again, so he could see the cock waving in front of his face.

"Interested?" The orc asked, holding it very, very close. Meru could see what he was smelling and tasting. A green pillar hanging proudly even while limp.

"Crazy..." Meru mumbled, eyes rolling up as he mewled in response to the orc resuming his thrusting. Meru fell forward, head hanging. He lifted it up after a few more long, slow thrusts to look at the member in front of him. Definitely he leaned forward and bit down on the shaft. He almost felt triumphant to get that over on the man, but as he bit down he met with resistance. Even his sharp canines met with the sensation of chewing a piece of meat that he had no shot getting through. His ears drooped as he looked up and saw the orc smiling widely. He reached his big hand down. Meru flinched, but was surprised when the orc stroked his ears.

"It's a process. You gotta bite once to know it's useless. No hard feelings." The man winked, immediately contradicting that statement by smearing his tip between Meru's lips. One hand gripped both of Meru's long ears together. His hand seemed skilled in gripping beastfolk ears gently enough to not hurt, but rough enough to keep hold. He thrust into Meru's mouth, ramming the back of his throat while the orc behind him picked his pace up.

Meru felt like he was going to go crazy. `It feels so good... It's so much better than Kaid's dick, or Mel's fingers... Why's it so good? I'm losing my mind... Mel, get here soon, I can't hold on.`