Bro Your Girlfriend Is Crazy!

Meru shifted uncomfortably in front of the buzzer. A few guys walked by on the sidewalk behind him and whistled.

"Looking good, honey!" One of them hollered. Meru shrunk slightly against the wall and pressed the call button again. It finally buzzed. He heard Mel's voice coming through.

"Hello?"

"Mel! You know I'm coming! Let me up, please..." He whined.

"Why're you in such a hurry? Relax, I've got something on the stove so I need to look after that for a minute."

"You know why! Don't you just have to press a button? Mel, come on!"

"What are you so scared of? You know I'll come after anyone that tries to do anything to you." She said confidently.

Meru pulled at the hem of his short skirt, trying to stretch it over his thighs to keep it at a reasonable length. He wore a pair of black, two-inch heel shoes and white stockings just high enough to show off some of his smooth bronze skin between where they end and his plaid skirt began. He wore a tight white button-up t-shirt with a sweater vest over it. Thankfully he got away with not wearing makeup by telling her he did not know how.

"Mel, come on! It's embarrassing."

"Fine. Come on up."

He breathed a sigh of relief as she buzzed him into the building. The door clicked and unlocked and he quickly made his way to the elevators. As he waited he remembered what she said.

`Mel is cooking something? I didn't know she cooked. I'm actually a little excited.` The elevator opened and he almost stepped in, but he noticed a guy in a suit waiting. He looked at Meru impatiently.

"I-I'm getting a different one." He waved. The man rolled his eyes. Meru was relieved when the second opened, until he noticed a large man with an open v-neck shirt surrounded by a jacket on the inside. The heavyset man licked his lips, much to Meru's horror. He walked swiftly away.

"Taking the stairs today seems fine! It's only..." He remembered.

"Only... fifty floors." His shoulders slump. He began jogging up floor by floor.

As he began jogging, the businessman got in from one of the floors and began following him up at a similar pace. Meru looked back, his cheeks flushing as he realized it was quite possible to look up his skirt. He noticed the man was staring down at his HanComm intently. Meru picked up the pace, much to the man's confusion. After a long run Meru arrive at Melody's door a steaming mess. She opened the door before he knocked and eyed him from head to toe.

"Why are you so sweaty? And what took so long?" She wondered. After a moment with no immediate answer she shrugged.

"Whatever, this isn't bad." A smirk crossed her lips.

"Come in!"

Meru inhaled as he entered. Aside from the usual clean apartment smell he could sense what she was cooking.

"Oh is it... Bacon, eggs and toast? At... Night?"

"It's all I know how to make." She closed the door behind him.

"It's on the table so just sit down and eat... Or don't, if you got a problem with it." She swung her hand down towards his rear, rolling her hand around the plump cheek beneath his skirt.

"This is why skirts are so nice." Mel licked over her lips.

Meru shuddered. "You're worse than an old man in some ways."

"Why'd you have me wear this stuff?"

"It's training."

"Training? How?"

She lifted her finer, adopting a lecturing pose. "Wasn't your body super tense the whole way here? You even took the stairs over the elevator."

"Y... eah?"

"So... It seems like being all nervous and squirmy kills calories, huh?" Mel grinned.

He avoided her gaze and walked into the kitchen. "I- I guess." He sat down and noticed something. The spread was very full and he had more than enough on his plate. He liked all of the food on it. most importantly. Every part of the breakfast-for-dinner was cooked well.

'When she said it was the only thing she knew how to cook, I guess she mastered it?' It was an amusing thought. She sat across from him, noticing she didn't have a plate. She leaned forward with her elbows on the table and just watched him intently.

"Why aren't you eating, Mel?"

"I drink nutrient powders in water so that I have more time in the day to do other stuff besides eating. Besides, just watching you put something of mine in your mouth is enjoyable. That's why I cooked."

"What a strange way to say you like to see me enjoying something you made yourself."

"Is that what I said?" Mel lifted one of her brown brows at him. Meru quietly ate after that.

He cleared his throat and tried to change the subject while it was just the two of them sitting at a table. She said it was going to be a date where they watched something, so he wanted to get to that and the cuddling as soon as possible.

"You have a nice apartment, Mel. I always thought that. What do you do for work?"

"I'm a Fennek Magical Girl."

"Ah." He smiled and nodded, then coughed a little.

"I'm sorry? What was that?"

She looked up in thought while tapping her chin. "Well... ChesAn has those Rangers so Fennek a while back decided to do their own group of Heroes and so they hired out and trained strong girls to autonomously fight 'Evil.'" She said evil in air quotes.

"Ah." He tried to act as though it was not a strange thing to suddenly admit to. With a smile he added.

"How's that going."

"Great!" She volunteered happily.

"Are all Magic Girl's like you?"

"Yep! They're all like me." Mel chuckled, leaning in with a scary expression.

"What does that mean to you?"

"Must mean they're all really pretty and charming." Meru said, trying not to let his smile crick.

"Ah." She took the response with a nod and sat back down.

"Yeah. I was about to say that we're all a bit unhinged."

Meru laughed heartily as though it was a joke. Mel just stared at him with her head cocked to one side. "A-anyway... I'm actually full."

Mel stared at his plate. "One more bite of bacon. You need protein."

"Okay, Mel." Meru obediently popped one more chunk of bacon into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it while she looked on approvingly.

"Good boy. Let's go pick out something to watch."

As they sat on the couch Mel leaned up against him with her arm around him. For all her faults, when she wanted to be close to him she was very comfortable and warm. He began to relax, because the couch was quite soft and comfy as well and she even placed a blanket over him. The thought struck him.

`Huh... She's being really sweet but aren't I being treated as the girl in this situation?' He gulped, gathered his courage and tried to reach his arm around her to assert himself a little more.

"Hehe, nope!" she shot down, bundling him and hugging him.

"Relax. I don't want to sense a-" She leaned in and sniffed theatrically.

"-whiff of testosterone from you tonight."

"Fine..." He pouted.

She began channel surfing. As she did he felt her hand between his ears. She worked them over to one and began stroking up and down the long, soft length of it, scratching it, scrunching it and just playing around in general. She then started alternating between them. For a moment she ignored the TV and kissed along his exposed neck. Meru gasped.

"M-mel..."

"Mhm?"

"Do you need a recommendation?"

"Sure, what would you rather I do with your ears?"

"I-- meant with the channel."

"Oh..." She shrugged and slid up, putting her mouth near the top of his head. Before he could wonder what she was doing shew blew right into his ear. It twitched whiled, his face went red and his whole body shudders.

"D-do you have any idea how much that tickles!?" He asked.

"I do now." She blew in the other one, holding it with her hand. His eyes rolled back, his mouth fell open and he sunk into the couch.

"I also kinda just like bugging you." She said sweetly before chomping down gently on his ear with a 'nom' sound. Meru felt his soul leave his body for a moment, or at least he could swear it did. She waved a hand in front of his face.

"Ah, he's dead... I guess it's time to dispose of the body at the usual location." she shrugged.

"I'm not!" He blinked.

"Usual location."

She stared back at him comfortably. "I mean... It's probably a joke, right?"

"Why are you messing with me so much tonight!"

"Because you actually loosen up more when the mood is light." She played idly with his hair around his ears.

"Why do I need to be loose?"

"Because I got a special present for you, but I can only give it to you if you close your eye, bend over and say 'Mel, please give me my present.'"

"Hmm... Are we gonna do that thing again?" His cheeks flushed. He bent over and closed his eye, his tall ears perking up. His little tail wagged above his perky, raised rear. His memory of that time was... Definitely not bad.

"At first..." He gathered some lubricant she had on hand and pushed two fingers in. He moaned immediately as she touched the spot she milked last time, and then pressed into it. She grinned, noting that he wasn't showing any discomfort at the intrusion.

"You're basically ready. So... Go ahead and say it."

He huffed. "Okay. Mel, can I please have my present?" He begged nicely with his hands together and his eyes closed.

"Of course!" She rubbed the lubricant over the false member and pressed the flared tip to his twitching hole. It was a member of roughly eight inches in size, nothing unreasonable for his first time, especially considering she had tried to coax the huge Gnoll into taking him first. Meru noticed as soon as the warm head was pressed against his read.

"H-hey, what is this?" He opened his eyes and his ears flattened and his tail raised as she pushed in. Mel sighed happily. The feeling of doing it was enough for her, but the advanced strap-on had pleasure sensors that tied to her own nervous system. She began to salivate. It was the first time she felt sex as a man, though, nothing actually changed about her. At the end of the night she could take it off quite easily. But, for Meru the thing was warm and flexible. It would feel almost real.

"Ahn..." He cried out as she plunged deep, making sure to angle it to rub the Aniyub's special spot. Meru covered his mouth and Mel held his hips as she felt herself going as deep as the base of the strap-on inside of him. It was a testament to how comfortable he was to be able to take it so deep without complaint. Once she was satisfied that she could go a bit rougher Mel pulled free and leaned forward to hug him from behind.

"Relax..." She offered in a calming tone, pushing in again.

Meru bit his lip but he was unable to stop his voice from escaping. "Mmn... Hah..."

"Just let it go." Mel advised.

"It's cute."

He gave in and lost restraint as mel sped up to the point that he could not accurately count thrusts. He drooled onto the cushion below, his small twink member twitching between his legs each time the head dragged back and forth over his prostate. His lips eventually settled into a lewd smile just before Mel triggered his first ever orgasm at the hand of a cock. Even if it was a fake one, it counted.

"D-dick!" He moaned.

"Uh oh, has my sweet boy lost his mind?" She teased, sliding herself in a position to kiss around his neck. He turned to look over his shoulder, revealing an incredibly red face, wide drooling mouth with a protruding tongue and unfocused, small pupils. He was shuddering before, and finally tensed as she hilted inside. Mel kissed him from behind. She was just able to push her tongue into the opening of his mouth and lick around his lips.

He smiled happily and cried out again as she continued thrusting. Since hers was fake she technically had no limit.

"Aah!" Meru gasped.

Mel laughed. "I though this before, but I'm gonna turn you into a beautiful slut. One more time for me, baby..." She lifted his ass and rutted down, as if she were trying to breed him with just the equipment she possessed.

"Dick! L-love... Love it... More cock~" Meru sighed, cumming one last time into a clear pool between his legs. It was better than two fingers. It made him feel so full and so... Small. It was not even a real member. He wondered what a real one would feel like.

Mel pulled out and sprawled out on the couch. She sprayed something miraculous over the thing to clean it, then motioned the dazed Meru over while he continued to leak over her things.

"Spin around. Come here. Put your face down here." She guided.

"Kay." He spun around and rested his face in her lap. The large strap-on loomed over him, wet and throbbing and warm.

"It looks so real."

"Kiss." She grinned. He leaned in and pressed his lips to it, making a kissing noise as he did. She stroked his hair.

"Ahh..." She sighed happily.

"Such a bit. See how it feels."

Meru nodded, his mind a fog from the encounter where he came twice from his ass. He opened his mouth and clamped his lips down on the member. Meru held his head down and closed her eyes. She was finally going to let herself go. As he sucked on it a little and licked around the head she opened her eyes to see him looking up at her cutely. Her eye twitched and she came.

"Damn... Good job." She said encouragingly. Mel pinched his cheeks.

"God you're such a catch."

"O-ow!" He complained, the cock still in his mouth.

"Pfft... You don't like your cheeks being pinched. Awww, I'm sorry." She beamed at him, going back to stroking his hair and ears. Meru settled in, resting on her lap. It was the first time she actually apologized and seemed to mean it.