The kingdom of Versailles shined bright, the moonlight illuminating the gardens of king's palace, as the king himself stood with many nobles and royal guardsman, presenting various medals and accolades to the rag-tag group before him. His ear to ear grin revealed pearly white teeth, a rarity, but normal for him since he was king. The man shook the party's hands and embraced the last, his daughter, Antoinette de Pompadour, princess of Versailles, his heir apparent.
"You've done a fine thing, slaying the archdragon and her spawn... we applaud your success young heroes." Said the king, clapping his hands and laughing, his jubilance showing through his attempted stoicism. "Please, partake of the many foods and drinks available, enjoy the party... we through it for you after all!" And with that the king stepped away from the group and vanished into the crowd, only to reappear near the food, consuming hors d'oeuvres while he chatted up his most noble guests.
The party all glanced at each other and searched for a less crowded area, finding a small rest are with a large couch and a few chairs. The group took their seats, drinks in hand. The largest of them, the muscle-bound barbarian, Callum sat down next to the princess a large mug of grog in one hand and a massive leg of goat roast in the other. Antoinette looked at him in a disgusted manner and scooted away as he parted his legs. The others, the wood elves CildÃr and Brodus, and the mage Lucillius, also took their seats.
"What a week, 'ey?" Asked Callum, taking a big swig of his grog. "Killed an archdragon and destroyed 'er nest... we even made off with part of the hoard! Good on everyone!.. well, almost everyone." Concluded the barbarian, emptying his mug, eyeing up the princess.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Asked Antoinette, slightly miffed. She shifted in her seat to glare at Callum, narrowing her eyes and scrunching up her nose.
"Judging by your reaction I'm sure you know what I mean," Answered Callum, "by the way, you're cute when you're angry." The man made eye contact with her, smiling mockingly. He then sat back and began filling his mug with more grog.
"Hey Antoinette, it's all in good fun, Callum doesn't mean it." Said Lucillius, a possibly sincere smile on his face.
"Yeah, I totally didn't mean it, Doll." Callum winked at Antoinette, a large smile on his face. The man then stood, towering over almost everyone, he rolled his shoulders and took a half assed bow. "I'm gonna head on up to my chambers... this room is overcrowded." Said he, vanishing amidst the party guests.
He's unbearable, how does everyone else put up with him?
Thought Antoinette, her eyes alight with the fires of rage. She stood up and stormed off angrily, her incredibly impractical dress almost causing her to trip as she wasn't paying attention.
I'll show him, he thinks because he took down two dragons by himself that he's more important... arsehole. Why is he even part of the group?
Thought Antoinette as she navigated through the crowd, eventually making it into the hall.
Elsewhere, Callum awaited someone in their chambers, an enormous room adorned with white-gold decorations and bedclothes embroidered in the style of versaiin nobility. Above a rather large mantle hung a portrait of a woman. Callum smirked and took a seat on the bed, which was far softer than he anticipated, causing him to sink into it. The barbarian did not care though, sipping from a large goblet. Just as he was getting comfortable, the doors on the far side of the room opened, and in walked Antoinette.
The woman didn't notice the barbarian on her bed at first, she muttered to herself angrily as she went to her giant mirror and began undoing her dress. "That bastard, so disrespectful... I'm royalty, he should know his place... filthy barbarous man." She grumbled, loosening her corset. "How is he tolerated by anyone, let alone endeared?!"
"Simple really," Said Callum, slowly walking up behind Antoinette, "I'm just not as much of an asshole as people think." The man stood behind her, his muscles accentuated by the firelight. Antoinette's eyes widened in surprise and fear, she spun around and backed up to the mirror. "What? Something I said?" Asked Callum, the sarcasm ever evident in his voice.
Antoinette got angry and swung an open hand toward the barbarian's face. Her slap didn't make contact though, as the man caught her hand and smiled. "How dare you enter my chambers you damned savage!" She yelled, charging a spell in her free hand. "You'll regret coming in here!" She then tried to fire a blast, only to have it dissipate as Callum shifted his weight causing her to fall backwards.
As they hit the floor, Antoinette felt something huge running down one of the man's legs.
What in the Nine Hells is that!
She thought, her face now pinkish red. The woman sat up and scooted out from under the barbarian, her soft hands brushing against the hard, muscled body of the man's arms. She felt something in her chest as she stared at Callum, angrily.
What is this weird tingly feeling?
She thought.
"Seems something's got you flustered. What is it I wonder? Could it be this?" Asked Callum, gripping the massive curved shape running down his left leg. The man began massaging it, causing it to harden and thicken. "What could it be I wonder?" He continued chuckling quietly.
"I know what that is and... that... mm... isn't what I was... uh... looking at!" Replied Antoinette, trying not to steal glances and the growing shape in Callum's breeches. "I was... I was looking at your clothes... they're so... ugly!.. why would anyone wear such rags?" She retorted, her blush deepening. The woman couldn't help but notice the shape in the man's pants growing and pushing against his pant-leg, twitching.
"Oh... hm... I wear these rags because they're more efficient when it comes to combat, it's loose, allows me to move around real easy... and the best part, it comes off real easy too. Much better than your regal gown, your 'majesty'. Here, let me show you." Answered Callum, helping Antoinette to her feet, only to tear her gown apart in a single downward motion, exposing her rather shapely breasts, thin legs, and her hairless, royal pussy.
"Eek! What is your gods damned problem!" She screamed covering herself, as if the man hadn't seen anything, but he had. "You ruined my dress! This gown costs more than our entire keep! You bastard!" She waved her fist and tried to be as convincingly angry as possible, but she felt it fading as the man stood over her, the massive bulge in his pants now nearly at his knee. "You... you... hmph!" She mumbled, her face going blank as her eyes started to focus on the man, who had removed his shirt, revealing a heavily muscled physique.
"Seems you like what you see." Said Callum lifting the woman off the ground and pushing her back against his chest. "Let's see if you like what you feel too." He continued sucking on her earlobe and nipping at her neck. The woman began moaning lightly, her arms moving away from her breasts and pussy, leaving them vulnerable. The man then took advantage of this and began feeling her up, lightly pinching her nipples and caressing her slight curves. The woman felt herself melting in his embrace.
Right where I want her,
He thought as his hands wandered to her inner thighs,
brace yourself woman... I'm about to fuck your brains out!