In the forums, I asked what category slipstream twincest netorare belongs in. The conclusion was that I should submit it as Sci-Fi. As such, be warned that this story contains incestuous cheating, rapid tooth loss, Henrik Ibsen references, and several other things your brain might not thank you for. (As always, comments and criticism are welcome.)
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"But I don't believe in reincarnation!" he protested . . .
"Reincarnation believes in
you
."
—
Terry Pratchett
,
Maskerade
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In three ways, it struck Mauricio just how close his wife was to her twin brother.
The first was one of appearance and demeanor. They were tall, slender folk, graceful in their movements, with blond hair so pale it was almost white. Another man might have called them elfin, but Mauricio hated the idea—the analogy would logically conclude with him as a short, fat dwarf. Instead, he thought of them as clockwork dolls, moving in time to the same programmed rhythm, and he wondered on occasion whether he'd even notice were Eric to take Rita's place in his bed.
The second was one of fondness. Two siblings can be expected to be friends on some level, but they can also be expected to have accumulated old grudges and unresolved arguments. Mauricio was barely on speaking terms with his brothers, and it mystified him that Eric and Rita talked together on the phone almost every night.
"So, Mauricio," Eric asked, "have you been taking good care of my sister? Do you remember your anniversary? Do you take her out to the movies once in a while?"
The third was that at that very moment, they were sitting next to each other across the table, Rita's arm draped across Eric's shoulders in a way she'd seldom done with Mauricio. For as often as Eric called, he was rarely in town, and Rita had been eager to catch up face-to-face.
Mauricio doomed himself with two sentences. "I would never forget our anniversary, would I, honey?" he asked Rita. "And if I did, I'm sure I'd make it up to you somehow."
"I'll hold you to that, sugar," Rita told him. "It was last Tuesday."
Blast it! Rita had always reminded him in advance. She couldn't have forgotten this time—unless, of course, she'd done so deliberately. She'd probably already planned this with Eric. "Rita, honey," Mauricio tentatively began, "what are you going to ask me to do?"
Rita's smile was as sweet as a glass of apple juice spiked with antifreeze. "Regressions. For both me and Eric."
"This is something big, Rita," Mauricio attempted, knowing already that he'd lost. "It could change your whole worldview . . ."
"You've done this for hundreds of people, but you won't do it for your wife?" Eric cut in.
They really did plan this
, Mauricio thought.
They can't be this in sync.
In one respect, and one respect only, The Marvelous Mauricio was not a complete fraud. From earliest youth, he had seen something inside of people, and he'd hooked it up to something outside everything, like powering an electric bulb with a stormcloud and a lightning rod. Filtered through their own preconceptions, it became whatever they wished it to be, and he had only to tell them these were "past-life regressions" for them to imagine themselves as kings and queens reborn. This lie had made him comfortably wealthy, but he had always been reluctant to pull it on Rita—behind all her pretenses, she was innocent and ignorant, far too much so for him to be able to say that she should know better.
But then again, Rita was never the type to let the past define her. She'd spend a week or two practically skipping, and then she'd return to how she always was, perhaps with just a little more self-confidence. Why not let her have her illusions—especially ones she'd create for herself?
"You both know how this works, right?" Mauricio asked. "Relax yourselves as much as possible—this will be easier if you're almost asleep . . . Now, clasp my hands. The vision will fade in gradually."
He began the strange, harsh chant, intoning the rhymes as if he hadn't made them up himself, channeling the vision slowly and steadily. He only caught glimpses of it as it passed through him to its intended destinations.
The sun set over a manor on a hill. A cloaked figure gestured, and the gate guards collapsed.
A voice like wind through a canyon. "Your name is Initia. You will never again be Ella."
A nightmarish monster argued with itself, its three heads turned away from a knight who discreetly drew his sword.
Rita, her eyes like ice, clawed and bit at the knight, her jagged nails cutting through his armor.
The voice again. "True love. You found it once. But I swear upon all the power I still possess that you'll never find it again."
"Damn you!" Rita screamed, her hand no longer in his.
"Honey—" he began instinctively.
She lunged across the table at him, but Eric grabbed the back of her shirt. "Let me go!" she screamed. "Let me—"
Eric kissed her cheek, and as if by instinct, she turned her face to meet his. Their lips touched, and for a moment, Mauricio wasn't sure where one ended and the other began. It was like one of them was kissing a mirror, but either could have been the other's reflection.
God help him, Mauricio was turned on. Shocked, frightened, and confused, but turned on.
"What just happened?" Rita asked.
"Mauricio, can you explain this?" Eric asked. "What did we just see?"
Mauricio just stayed silent. How on Earth was he supposed to handle this?
"Mauricio," Rita began, "why did I marry you?"
"Well, I was rich," he attempted, "and I cared a lot for you. I still do. I always figured you thought I'd be a good provider."
Rita stared straight ahead, and tried to put a waking dream into words.
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Besides the chant, there was no sound at first, just a blurry image of a manor on a hill. Two armored men stood watch, both clearly bored with their duties. On the road up the hill, only sundown approached.
The hooded man did not appear with a blinding flash of light, nor did he ride up on a skeletal horse. He was simply there, arriving in the time it took a disembodied eye to lidlessly blink. The guards waved their spears threateningly at him, but with a mere gesture, both dropped to the ground.
At his touch, the door swung open, and the vision followed him through the halls to a small but lavish dining room. The man at the table was strong and solid, a warrior born and bred, but something in him was as familiar to Rita as her own heartbeat. The woman beside him bore Rita's face—or perhaps a female Eric's—and the sight of her ushered up a strange and unexpected pang of longing.
"Who are you?" the knight demanded, standing from his seat. "What are you doing here?"
Rita watched from behind as the intruder removed his hood. Both knight and lady screamed, but an unearthly laugh drowned out their voices. Blackness descended over the dining hall, and when it dissipated, both the hooded man and the lady were gone. All that they left behind was a single message, spoken in a voice like wind through a canyon. "Follow us if you dare."
The blur of battles and challenges that followed was well-known to Rita—the story had changed little in the centuries since it had first seen print, collected by a traveller for a book of children's fables. Both Rita and Eric had loved it in their youth, and their mother had read it to them many, many times. She watched eagerly as the tale neared its close, the knight at last entering the hooded sorcerer's dungeons.
There were no torches, but a strange blue light filled the air. The lady lay on a bare stone plinth, not moving, barely breathing. Dozens of coffins leaned against the walls, all of them closed.
In this moment, Rita was no longer just watching. She was the knight, and the knight was her. But what she saw was never in the story
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"It's okay, Rita," Eric said. "Everything's going to be okay."
"It wasn't in the story," Rita repeated. "It wasn't in the story. It wasn't—"
Eric put a hand to the swell of Rita's breasts, and she jolted upright as if electrocuted. "What the hell?"
"A little pick-me-up," Eric explained. "You touch someone, and it calls back all the good feelings they've ever gotten from being touched there. It works best with, you know . . ."
"Eric, was that
magic
?"
"I think so. It's kind of blurry."
Forgotten across the table, Mauricio wondered whether now was a good time to dash for the nearest exit. Probably not—they weren't quite distracted enough yet.
Of course, he also wondered how it could be that his brother-in-law was a latent psychic, particularly one with powers so different from his own. But for now, he wasn't eager to tread anywhere near that particular chasm.
"I'll explain later," Eric said. "Do you think you can continue?"
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A coffin slid open, and the knight watched in confusion as his own likeness stepped out. "I married her for her estate," the copy said. "I barely even knew her before I said 'I do'."
Another coffin slid open. "Ten years we've been together, and she's borne no heir. Who will inherit when we die?"
A third coffin. "Sir Rowan's wife would have slept with me, if I'd asked her to. If only I hadn't been so loyal . . ."
Half the coffins opened, and the occupants of each said things the knight had once thought. They advanced with swords drawn, but the knight was faster, and each vanished in a spray of ice-cold blood. He barely hesitated from one kill to the next, even when he finally screamed at the pain of killing his own heart.
When the last of his sins was gone, he slumped to his knees. "Sorcerer! What horrors do you have left for me? I will face the Devil himself, should he stand between me and Ella!"