I knew it was dangerous, and yes, I knew if I went I might never return. However... to become a goddess? Immortality, super powers, never needing to wear clothes again, a killer body if I wanted one, fulfillment of desires I never even knew I had? OF COURSE! However... saying goodbye to everyone and everything: my coworkers at the bar, completion of my Comparative Mythologies degree, my mom and sister, my friends, and the pleasures of this world, such as... Actually, I couldn't think of any pleasures I had now that I wouldn't have there. So, okay, yes... but... isn't the Underworld another word for Hell?
Obviously I'd have to think this over very carefully, which I did (haha) one night after working my way through a bottle of rum with my best friend, Sheila, who was also my sometime lover. We rolled around topless in our thong panties on the floor of her studio apartment, rubbing our ample breasts on each other and slipping our hands inside each other's underwear to finger our shaved vulvas. We got so drunk... I got so drunk... and that's probably what settled the issue. I'm guessing though, because, honestly, I can't remember much of that night. Just that I came to, still in just my panties, on a train that, according to the electronic screen above the sliding doors, was taking me to... the Borderland? And at an incredible speed. So fast, in fact, that all I could see from the windows was a grayish green blur that made me think the train was passing through some kind of orchard or forest.
I passed out again, and this time when I opened my eyes the train was slowing down. It was creaking and groaning, and what little light there was outside the windows was filling the long narrow space where I sat. I ran my hands through my hair and then rubbed my face. With a lurch, the train stopped. There was a pause and then a hiss as the doors slid open and I got to my feet.
The first thing I did after getting off the train was take off my soiled panties and toss them into the garbage receptacle on the train station's platform. Then, completely naked, I climbed the wide stairs leading from the platform to the street, or whatever was out there. I was relieved to see there were no other people around, but it was no surprise. This wasn't exactly Hawaii or Italy or any other destination anyone other than me was likely to visit. Still, I was excited, and more than a little nervous as I stepped out into the warm sunlight and gave my eyes a moment to adjust.
I took in my surroundings, though there wasn't much to see. I was standing in a wide valley or plain of mostly dirt. Strange trees, twisted and scrawny, stood out here and there like pretzels set on their sides. On top of each tree, a gigantic pink flower lay open to the sky in full bloom. What appeared to be flat mud huts with no roofs were scattered around in no apparent pattern as if they were seeds a giant had randomly scattered.