Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an unquenchable desire to get blowjobs from beautiful women, a desire which has never been able to be fulfilled, primarily because you are such a huge loser who is incapable of leaving your porn filled computer for more than 15 hours at a time.
Get a job? Get a new girlfriend? Make some friends? You are incapable of all of these things, yet you still find a way to beat off your 6 1/2 inch dick constantly.
Oddly enough, and for no real cosmically fair reason, things are about to turn around and become unbelievably awesome for you.
You start to wake up from your slumber....
You open your eyes. You are lying on a white tiled floor, with waiting room chairs all around you. In the distance you can hear typing from a keyboard. The room is brightly lit, almost as if you are in heaven.
You sit up. "uurgggggg. Where the hell am I?" you ask, as you slowly stand on your feet.
You notice that you only have on a pair of loose fit sweatpants, with no underwear, shirt, or shoes. Hey, better than being naked!
Shrugging, you look around the waiting room you have found yourself in. It is a decent sized room that reminds you of the DMV back at your local hometown where you spent your first few years as a young, confused and even more stupid David.
Oddly enough, there appears to be only one doorway to exit this room, and it is behind what appears to be a checkout counter. Behind this counter, you see a brown haired girl who is the source of the typing noise you heard earlier.
"Excuse me mam.... but where are we?"
The brunette stops typing, and looks up at you, a smile forming on her face. You see that she is young, and very pretty. She has on dark eyeliner and a tight flight attendant style uniform which displays some very nice cleavage...
"Is your name David?"
"Yes....."
A huge smile reveals perfect white teeth.
"We have been waiting for you for so very long David" she almost cries with happiness, her joy filling the room
"Welcome to... BLOWJOB Universe!!! She jumps up and down clapping, as a neon sign explodes into light over the lone doorway saying "blowjob universe", flashing over and over. Her tight ass is barely able to contain itself in her flight attendant outfit.
"My name is Kristi, and I get the pleasure to be your blowjob universe introducee! This is so exciting!!!"
Like much of your life, you stand there completely dumbfounded and wordless, although this time for a legitimate reason.
Kristi, ignoring your confusion, continues.
"Through this doorway you will encounter a heaven built for men, where the world will be much like your own..... except so much funner! This world will be full of a wide range of different types of beautiful women, all with one desire... to have their mouths fucked and their faced covered in spit, phlegm and your semen!
"Throatjobs, facefucking, rough blowjobs, oral submission.." Kristi's eyes have glazed over, and she is practically daydreaming with a stupid yet pleased look on her face. "Heck, you can even pee down our throats if you desire!"
"Blowjob Universe is the ultimate place for a man to get his knob gobbled! Thank you so much for choosing blowjob universe!"
With that a ticket prints out of the computer in front of Kristi.
"David - Blowjob Universe" it says. Kristi reaches out to hand you the ticket...
None of this is believable, yet.... you are far too stupid to question any of it!!!
You notice that there is now a bulging boner trying to jam itself out of your sweatpants.
Your dumb brain is having a hard time wrapping itself around what is going on, but your dick is not. It is extremely hard, and Kristi appears to be really excited about the prospect of having a cock shoved down her throat. Luckily you are not a thinker, but a doer. You look at Kristi and smirk. Her two brown eyes meet yours, and you can tell she is orally addicted.
For once you, David, are going to be good at something. That something is fucking the hell out of beautiful women's mouths in an extremely fucked up (yet pleasing) universe.
"May.... may I help you with something else sir?" The cute girl is trembling in front of you, still holding out the ticket in front of your face.
Instead of grabbing the ticket, you grab her arm.
"Get out from behind the counter Kristi, and get on your knees"
Kristi's eyes become wide both in anticipation and shock. Quickly, the brunette moves around the counter, and starts to kneel down.
"Is there anything specifically you would like me to -mfffffffff"
Kristi is cut off mid-sentence, as you whip your sweatpants down and push your angry cock past her two front lips. Lipstick smears all over your dick as you push into her warm and waiting mouth. Her arms come up to your legs as if to push you back, then relax and find themselves on her knees.
"Oh god! This can't be real!" You scream as you look down at the beautiful brunette who has your dickhead sitting on the back of her tongue. Her mouth is warm as fuck, and her tongue feels amazing pushed against the bottom of your shaft.
"Stick your tongue out Kristi, so I can push it into your throat!" Her beautiful brown eyes meet yours in understanding as she attempts to do what you ask. Always the impatient one, you place both hands behind her head and angrily brush off her cute flight attendant hat.
"Get ready Kristi...." You shove her face down, pushing your swollen cock-meat down her throat, not once, not twice, but repeatedly in complete violation of her gag reflex. Her neck arches backwards as you start to fuck her face while she is on her knees in front of the counter.
