Gaius Baltar was being held prisoner on a Cylon Basestar. All he could remember seeing since leaving New Caprica was the inside of one little room which consisted of a bed, chair, and coffee table. He was under constant surveillance by a Centurion (Cylon robot killing machine) which did not respond to anything he said and refused to let him pass.
The truth is he had long since stopped caring how long he had been in that room. The only way of keeping track of time now was monitoring the growth of his beard and hair.
One morning he awoke to a warm/moist sensation on his penis. He opened his eyes to see the angelic Six. She took her mouth off his dick and looked at him soulfully in the eyes.
"I've finally convinced the others to let me visit you." She said.
"Oh God Six. Please don't leave me again! I'm so lonely. I'm going quite insane here. "
"I'm so sorry Gaius. We have decided to keep you here for the time being, but I'll see what I can do to get you some company in the days to come."
She lowered her body, impaling herself onto Baltar's engorged member. He was quickly forgetting all of his problems and slipping into what Cylon's refer to as projection. All of the sudden he was vividly picturing Six and he conversing on a warm beach on Caprica.
When he awoke again, God knows how many hours/days later, the bed was wobbling from accommodating the weight of eight naked model 8's.
"Gaius" Six said from the corner of the room. "I'd like to introduce some familiar faces. Kissing your cock right now is Boomer, the one who shot Admiral Adama.