How in the hell did I end up with a genie? I don't even want one. I didn't even ask for her. One day she was just here, and I can't get rid of her..
It wouldn't have been so bad if she just kept the condo clean, and stuff like that; but no, she was constantly nattering at me about how she needs sex. About how if she doesn't get enough it actually starts to hurt. I swear, her nagging for sex was worse than my wife's. Neither of them seemed to realize that I have an important job that takes all my time.
It was about eleven PM. Saturday night when genie was going on her latest complaint about how I was ignoring her and her needs. I finally had enough, "Listen, you may have a problem, but I don't; not unless you count a nattering genie that won't let me work. If you have a problem, it's your problem, and it's up to" poking her in the chest, "you to fix it. So quit bothering me and go fix you problem. I don't care what you do, but fix it and don't bother talking to me about it again."
"Am I understood?"
She glared at me, "Understood master. I am to fix this problem myself."
With that she flounced out of the room.
I was relieved to see her leave. I had work to do, important work. Finally, around one AM, I called it a night. Setting my alarm to five AM so I could get to the office and get a full day of work done. I swear, everybody else at work is a bunch of slackers with no drive or motivation There's always work, so what's with wanting weekends and vacations.
The next morning when I woke up I realized something was wrong. It was light outside. At five AM it would have still been dark. I must have slept through the alarm, and needed to get moving right now. That was when I realized I was on top of my bed, naked, and tied in a spread eagle with some sort of whiffle ball gag in my mouth.
"Mmmpphh." I tried screaming through the gag.
The door opened and genie entered. She was about five nine, with long raven hair pulled to one side, flowing over her left shoulder. A crisp, white blouse accentuated her high, generous breasts, and had a tan calf length skirt meeting tan boots.
"Good morning master," she said, "Or should I say good afternoon? It's just about noon. I hope you had a good nights sleep."
"Mmrrmmph." I tried telling her to stop this and let me go.
Walking into the room, "Bad master."