Chapter 01
"Have you ever fucked a temple whore?"
"No. You see, we don't have that... in our time."
"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that."
"Why? I mean, what's that like, with a temple whore?"
"Well, you do have – what are they called? – Christians, do you?"
"Oh, yes."
"So you know this religious side of women, their zeal, their fanaticism? Now imagine a religion where fucking is praying. The spiritual passion and the carnal passion become one. And while you fuck them, you become their god. You are Jesus, you are Hercules, you are Osiris, you are Marduk, and you fuck this whore."
So, there I was in this bar in Reno (where I was living at the time), listening to the crazy stories this guy was telling. He looked almost like a kid, but with eyes that could stare down a tiger in the jungle, and he was drinking whiskey like it was water. Now, you can meet all kind of people in bars, and certainly in Reno, but how many of them will tell you that they are thousands of years old, and reminisce about nights with Lucrezia Borgia? Well, there was this guy in Vegas, a couple of years ago. Right. But they are not many. All I'm saying is, you got to be careful with lunatics, so I just thought I better play along with it. And anyway, he was a hell of a talker.
"You should try it one day."
"I told you we don't have temple whores in our time."
"You should try a different time, then."
"You can't travel through time, can you?"
"Of course you can."
"Einstein says you can't." I'm sure he did.
"What does he know."
"Well, he came up with this relativity thing. Nature of time and space."
"See, that's his problem."
"What do you mean?"
"You shouldn't read Einstein, you should read Hesiod."
"Read what?"
He gave me a look that made me feel three inches smaller. It obviously took him some time to overcome his contempt for the intellectual shallowness of this creature he found himself talking to.
"He understood that Eros, like time and space, is a fundamental force of the universe. If you bring the three together, you can master them."
"And how do you do that?"
"Oh, it's all about rhythm and resonance, like Pythagoras, the old bastard, has said. The relations between your sexual rhythm, your heartbeat, and your breathing, must be natural numbers. This will build up resonance in the fibers of your soul, which, when strong enough, will open the gates of time."
"That's really interesting. I didn't know that."
I just couldn't think of anything else to say.
"But if you travel back in time, doesn't that lead to paradoxical situations?"
"No."
He ordered one more round of drinks.
"But what if I go back in time and kill my grandfather?"
"Why would you want to kill your grandfather?"
"I don't. The point is, well, if I do, accidentally, that would mean that my father will never be born, and that I will never be born, and then I can never travel back in time to kill my grandfather, which means I will be born, and can kill my grandfather –"
"I get it. Don't worry. You don't travel back in time physically, only your soul is moving. You can observe and experience, not influence the events."
"And that's how you had sex with a temple whore?"
"No. I told you I was born 5000 years ago."
"Yes, you said that. But you don't look like you are 5000 years old."
"I know what you mean. I have seen Ramses in this museum." He was giggling in his glass, in an odd kind of way. "The last time I had seen him, he looked rather more impressive."
"You look like you are 20 or so."