Chapter 9
We walked through the portal back to the study and I dropped my smile as the tense emotions in the room reached me. Just in two hours huh?
"What happened," I asked in a tone of defeat.
Simone said, "The Felesians have invaded again. They do it every couple of months, trying to get their people back."
Felesians? Feles was feline in Latin, were these guys on earth at some point?
To makes sure I asked, "Cat people?"
When Simone nodded I asked, "So... what exactly does having cat slaves get us?"
Simone just shrugged so I looked through my cache of stolen memories. Great, Dane had a fetish for torturing and fucking something so different, no surprise there I suppose.
I waved a hand and said, "So just let them go, we don't need them." I highly doubted this approach would work out, but I had been considering how to free the slaves anyway. I don't like slavery...
Simone warned, "Show weakness? That would be a... mistake."
I looked her in the eye, "It's all in the presentation, if they do anything else but leave go ahead and order the troops to kill them. We don't need cat people slaves, why waste resources feeding them and lives on a battle every few months. It's stupid. Tell them there is a new ruler who simply doesn't want them anymore."
Simone looking uncomfortable opened her mouth but I held up my hand. "Never mind, I should do this myself. But you need to go gather all the slaves, how many are there?"
She answered, "Just four Ruler, all female."
Of course they were, sick bastard. Dane I mean, hopefully he gets it right the second time.
I said sharply, "Well go get them."
I felt a little guilty at her flinch, I wasn't really angry at all, actually I was tingly and so pleasantly sore in my center it was all I could do not to smile. But there were four of those guards in here in addition to Devon and Simone. I could have been nicer without the guards here, but stories would travel, I didn't need to duck my own people as well, I had enough enemies as it was.
I also couldn't deal with the cats from a weak position either. It would cause a similar issue. Well it might... who knows, maybe they were peaceful or something. I was also a little ashamed I was enjoying myself so much, although I think that was mostly because I was getting to free some slaves, and I was just thoroughly and well fucked.
While I waited I scanned with my magic around the city finding a portal and trying to decide on a place to show up before Simone returned.
Simone came in with four felines. They were biped, obviously intelligent, but looked just like a cat. It was a little off putting actually. Sexually speaking I mean.
"I have decided to allow you to return to your people, not because of their irritating show of force, but simply because we don't need you anymore. The old Ruler is gone and I find his tastes... lacking." God I was such a bitch and going to hell, but I couldn't let them, or anyone else, think I felt sorry for them, regardless of the truth of it.
They looked hopeful, or at least I think they did. They didn't say anything though so I led a march to the gate of the city, ten guards, four cats and the four of us... Bonnie, Simone, Devon and myself. I had considered a portal, but I wasn't sure where the actual cats were, so this seemed best.
I asked as we walked, "Anything else going on since I've been gone a whole two hours?"
Wow, I needed to pull back on the sarcasm.
Simone's reply surprised me though, I would think I'd be used to it by now, "Yes, the nine vassals checked in, seven are coming to swear fealty, two have declared they want to challenge."
"Okay, and did you do anything about that?"
She shook her head, "Not much to do, we are not required to offer comfort, they will come and go after swearing fealty. The other two..."
I caught myself before sighing; now I had two more challenges? At this rate I'd have to turn the whole planet into babies by next month.
"That doesn't even make sense, they couldn't beat Dane yet I did, any idea what they are thinking?"
Simone bit her lip, "I could only guess, maybe they heard you banished Dane and didn't kill him, or they think you tricked Dane, or they are stupid. I don't know."
Hmmm, I should have asked Cat when I had the chance, if she's been exploring maybe she found a good dumping ground for Demons who challenge me. I crossed my fingers that they would be successful and I could leave in three days as I walked up to the gate.
I didn't hear any noise of battle, or anything really, "Report," I barked at the gate guard.
He said, "Ruler, the invaders are right outside."
Suspiciously I said, "And, what pray tell, are they doing?"
Were they on nap break?
The guard cleared his throat and said, "Well, they've been stopping people, begging for their people back."
I looked at Simone, "So, when you told me invaders, you actually meant completely peaceful beings who were here to beg for their people back?"
Simone blushed and said, "Well yes, but they only start that way, when they don't get their people back after a week or so they usually attack."
I felt like I was dealing with children, I had to pry every piece of information from them like I was prospecting for gold. Understandable though, no one wants to tell their tyrant anything, lest they get killed for it. On the other hand, maybe the cats dimension thingy takes a week to recharge like the Demon ones, and they only attack when they have a way to retreat.
"Open the gate."
The guard opened the gate and I marched out with my entourage. There were about forty cats and I wondered at the advisability of getting much closer. The claws really did look sharp. Just in case I embraced my power and improved my focus.
I said without preamble, "If we give your people back, you will leave peacefully?"
The cat nodded and a number of hisses, pops and scratchy sounds came from its throat, followed by a small box that spoke Demon. "Where are the rest of my people."
Oh crap. "When I defeated the old ruler yesterday there were only four, I have no idea where the others are or if they are alive. You may ask your people, maybe they know."
I frowned, there was nothing in Dane's memories about missing cats or killing them.
He accused, "You lie, bring me the rest please."
I said boldly, "I never lie, and again, ask your people." lying my ass off of course, about never lying, just not the rest of it.
"I expect you will take them and go. Do not come back, we have no more of your kind here."
I gestured for the four female cats to go join them, but they didn't move. "Now what," I muttered under my breath.
I suppressed rolling my eyes when the male cat who seemed to be in charge beckoned them over and they went. I waited while they talked in hisses and shit, then the one in charge bowed to me before speaking.
"Very well, we will accept what you say as truth."
Finally something was going right, now if he'd just leave before something el...
My thought got cut off as I heard a loud booming voice, "Ruler, would you have me dispatch this rabble for you?"
He was in my brain rolodex from Dane's memories, one of my vassals, Jindell.
I cursed the gods, just in case they were real, after all, if they were real, they must have been pissed at me already anyway.
I said carefully, "No Jindell, I am dealing with it. Are you here to swear fealty, or..."
The cats weren't moving as they watched this drama unfold, even though they were part of it. It gave new meaning to me for the saying, curiosity killed the cat.