Author's Note
: All characters are over the age of eighteen. This is a work of fiction: any resemblance to person's living or dead is coincidence.
Recap
: Carl and Ruth are survivors of a mysterious plague, and now on the run from the military enforced quarantine zone. Known as the Arcturus Syndrome because it is thought to have reached Earth in a meteorite originating in that region of the sky, the disease so far has been held mostly in isolation at the impact area. In State College, PA, scientists are working to understand the alien infection. What is known is that it inspires unstoppable sexual attraction, along with a variety of other side effects... and has killed most of the town of Philipsburg, PA. Carl has a criminal background, and had no desire to be examined by the government when they eventually move into the quarantine zone. Ruth may have similar reasons for joining Carl's plan. Together, they are working to elude detection.
>>> Day 2 - Morning: Carl
"Spanky's Courthouse Cafe: we
have
to go there."
Ruth didn't like the idea, and she liked it even less when they stepped through the door only to see a table full of state troopers. Carl held her by the elbow and guided her to the back.
As far as Carl was concerned, they were free citizens of these grand United States, and had as much right to a $3 bottomless coffee as any other paying customer. The three egg breakfast with sausage and hash browns looked good too.
Ruth, on the other hand, was twitchy. Nervous.
"Relax, babe. We'll make it to Pittsburgh on time. There's no rush."
Ruth looked like she had a thousand things she wanted to say, but the table of cops kept her zipped up. Carl kind of enjoyed it.
"Unless you just want to go your own way now..." he added quietly.
The waitress approached and Carl put in his order, extra crispy, extra salty on the hashbrowns. Ruth asked for a latte and eggs basted, but was rewarded with a blank stare, and had to settle for coffee with half and half and what would undoubtedly turn out to be a disappointing Eggs Bennie.
Carl put his finger to his lips when Ruth looked like she was going to start discussing the options.
The state troopers were arguing amongst themselves.
"This is the big one," one said. "The towelheads finally got themselves their dirty nuke."
"Not a chance," a second responded, "this is total government fuck-up. We're just here to clean up after some shitshow D.C. cooked up."
A third: "You definitely don't think it's an actual disease, then?"
"Didn't say that," the second said. "You know they have Penn State locked down too, I think maybe something got out of a lab there."
"Another covid strain?"
"Maybe. Maybe worse, if they don't want anyone in or out."
The first chimed back in, "You all know Jerry, though, right? He sometimes drives the Governor. And I tell you, he's heard for sure there's a nuke."
Someone said, "That's just dumb. Why the hell would some Iranian jagoff bring a nuke here? They'd go straight for New York or D.C."
Carl maintained eye contact with Ruth, holding her attention.
Before long, they both felt that heat kick-starting again. She frowned happily.
"You bastard. How do you do it?"
"You want to walk out of here right now, you can make me do it... How do you do
that
?"
Ruth took a deep breath.
The troopers were only in for coffee, and soon the five bulky men banged their way out the front door, with all their armor and all their gear.
"You sure fucking like taking chances, don't you?" she hissed, once they were gone.
"Not particularly, but what do you think it would look like once we came through the door, saw a table of police and ran away?"
"It would look like we changed our mind."
"It wouldn't look good. We already look like a couple of people who were up all night, who waded through a muddy river, hiked another three miles, and stole a car. If it weren't for the fact that just about everyone around here looks like that plus an opioid addiction, we'd have been in real trouble. As it is, it's always better to carry on as if you are right where you are supposed to be than it is to hide or run away. You probably don't know this, but cops are predators. When they see something run, their first thought is:
prey
."
"And what if they thought
prey
anyway."
"Then I would do my best to run faster than you."
"You bastard."
He reached out and took her hand.
"But," he said, "I'm the best kind of bastard."
"The kind that can make me cum ten times a day? That is true."
"Seriously," he said. "We need to put distance between us and this town. Just in case someone heard something, we are
not
going to Pittsburg. We're going to head south on a private little crime spree, get to a place in Georgia I know where we can wash ourselves some new ID, and then, technically, we should each go our own way. Preferably out of the country. However, you might want to go your own way right now. As you have surmised, I am already on the lam, and your fate will be considerably more gentle if you have nothing to do with me."
"Such a gentleman."
"It's all up to you, babe. When push comes to shove, you call the shots here. I'm already a good three years past my expiration date, so it's all gravy for me, but you have a future in front of you."
"I have a dud husband, a dead boss, and a hot bad-boy boyfriend. What kind of choice do you
think
I'm going to make."
"Seriously, Ruth, things tend to get weird around me. Even before this clusterfuck. You can push the reset button without going down this particular road."
She squeezed his hand. "Carl, it turns out I
like
weird."
"To be honest, I believe it. And you want to tell me where you learned to hold a gun? When you had me pinned to your porch, I knew I was dealing with someone considerably more acquainted with firearms than I am."
She smiled coyly. "I came in second behind Becky Yackley in the nationals for women's USPSA. Let's call it a hobby."
"So, just randomly, you're some kind of handgun sharpshooter?"
"Carl, I
told
you, I like weird. Leave a girl some mystery, will you?"
"Ok, but one more question: how the hell did you end up with a dud husband?"
Her expression lost some of it's color. "I don't want to talk about it, Carl. Let's just say, I made some bad choices in my life, and he was the way out."
"Oh shit. He's not a Russian oligarch is he?"
She didn't laugh. "No. But he's in a similar demographic."
"So maybe it's me who should go
my
separate way."
She shrugged.
"Fuck it. I like weird too."
* * *
By mid-morning were on U.S. Route 119 toward West Virginia.
"We are going to need to ditch the car, but getting a new one is a lot trickier now. Back in the Q-zone, they had satellites watching everything, but nobody was going to phone in a theft. Here, stealing a car could draw more attention."
"Why not keep it then?" Ruth asked.
"Because they're going to have footage. They're going to put all the pieces together. Probably sooner, rather than later, so it will be good to ditch this before some fake amber alert comes out on us."
"I am imagining you have a plan?"
"That I do. We need the four C's: Car, Cash, Cel, and Credit Card. And here's how we're going to get 'em..."
"Oh boy."
Forty minutes later, they pulled up at the Schumacher Funeral Home in Blairesville, PA.
"Trust me," Carl said. "Funeral directors are easy pickings. They're already pariahs, and usually about the most wholesome people in town. This will be a breeze."
Ruth adjusted the not-entirely-appropriate tank-top they had shoplifted, trying to make sure the girls were
mostly
contained.
"Ok," she said. "Time to get weird."
They were met by a fellow that more than lived up to Carl's expectations.
"Welcome to the Schumacher Family Services Center. My name is Salvator Pepper. How may we be of assistance?"
Salvator looked somewhat like fresh kneaded, newly risen, but not yet baked bread. Silky smooth, softly rounded, and pasty white. His smile was so artificial it seemed sincere, or maybe the other way around. You couldn't tell.
Carl hung back, while Ruth made her approach.
"We're looking for a rather
large
service, Salvator."
He merely looked puzzled.
"I have something I
need
."
"Well, we are here to help."
"It's not your usual service, Salvator."
"A pet? We have a wide range of options for both standard and exotic pets."
"Mmm, not exactly, Salvator. But some...
petting
... might be involved."
He furrowed his brow. "I'm not sure... what service are you looking for?"
Ruth sidled closer, putting on her best 1940's femme fatale glamor in a millennial minimalist chic costume. Poor Salvator was wearing a tie, which gave her the opportunity to stroke it, pulling him closer.
Carl could only admire her style.
Ruth had her hand on his arm. She held his gaze to hers.
Carl watched as this Salvator swallowed hard, and struggled to keep his gaze at eye level. Struggled and failed. Carl had to admit, he had a hard time getting his gaze
to
eye level, sometimes.
Ruth was really turning it on. Well, she was certainly turning