"Lord Rasputin and a guest have arrived to see you." A nurse said gently as she floated in the air, suspended in a sea of glittering sparkles in the middle of the white room.
Arcana sneered weakly, "Raz... Can go fuck himself."
"You can't go in there!" A voice yelled, and the doors were thrown open. She smiled tiredly as she saw Kitty striding by as a doctor tried desperately to stop her.
"Kitty."
The woman paused, flicking her hair to one side and looking her up and down, "You got fucked up."
"Miss, you will have to leave!" The doctor stepped in front of her, producing his wand as a threat.
Kitty glared at him like he was an insect, "Huh?"
"She stays." Arcana managed to gasp out, causing the man to turn in surprise. "As you wish, m'lady. Lord -"
"Raz can fuck... Off." Arcana struggled to breathe, to say what she wanted to say. She didn't care that everyone thought that Kitty was the unimportant one, she was the only important one. Rasputin was irrelevant.
The health professionals left, and Kitty pulled up a seat and relaxed into it, slumping and slouching as she looked up at her. Arcana smiled nervously, "Its worse... Than it looks."
"Heard. Raz thinks ya gonna die." Her girlfriend replied, "He also blamed me. So I nutted him. Again. Some day that bastard is going to realise why he can't have kids."
Arcana laughed, before spluttering off into coughing and wheezing. "It wasn't you. Not... Really."
"My demons. Your body." Kitty shrugged, "Suppose it'll be a while before I can make you scream. Was looking forward ta that. Ya done got fucked up."
So, even she was shaken.
Arcana hadn't expected an entire demon army to be hiding inside her girlfriend. She had been more than a little rattled when she found herself in the middle of a bloody warzone. Pieces of her soul being ripped away by ravenous spirits of bad luck.
All of them intent on impregnating her.
If Rasputin hadn't been sent in, none of them would have survived.
"Me too." Arcana managed painfully, "I missed you."
Kitty nodded, "Mmm. Woke up to an apartment with just a dragon in it. Was weird. Thought you were pissed at me. I didn't, did I? Piss you off?"
"Dragon...?"
Her girlfriend shrugged, "Green, small? Tried sitting in my lap. Figured it was another of your strays."
Arcana laughed weakly, quite certain that Kitty had no idea what had happened. "Gold spikes?"
"Sure."
She rolled her eyes, "That wasn't... Mine. You attracted it... Jormungandr. Poison dragon. Protect... Protective."
"Cool." Kitty replied and yawned, "This place is weird. Why the floating? Isn't that uncomfortable? Woulda thought they'd put you to sleep or sometin'."
Arcana smiled at her unflappable girlfriend, seeing the fear in her eyes. The worry that Kitty was never going to admit to having. "Because I just had a... Demonic abortion. And they're scared of... Me. I'm bad... Because... The demons sort of... Fed on my... Curse."
"Right." Kitty popped her cheeks, "Ya curse infectious?"
"No." Arcana smiled.
The girl stood up and walked over, grabbing Arcana's ankle to drag her down to equal height and put her arms around her shoulders, "Ya got a problem wit this?"
"... No."
Kitty kissed her deeply, passionately. Arcana felt it through her entire body, and only broke it to gasp painfully for air. She wanted more, wanted it to last forever.
The woman smiled at her, "Arcana..."
"... Yeah?"
"I love you." Kitty said and smiled, "Need ta get used to sayin' that. Don't say it enough. But I do. I love you. Ya not just hot. This isn't just fun. This is what I want. You and nothin' else."
Arcana bit her lip as she burst into tears. "Really? After... Mum... Raz... Curses... The faeries..."
"Not sayin' that shit ain't shitty. We all got baggage." Kitty laughed softly, "And that fairy shit was weird as fuck. We gotta talk about that. I ain't nobody's fuckin' bride. But when you aren't chokin' on air."
She stared at her, "We... Barely..."
"Maybe it only has been a few days. But they've been crazy." Kitty laughed, "First date, huntin' a flamin' dragon. Second date, classic. We just got back from the weekend away, even if ya were workin'. I love ya. Ya stuck wit me."
"Good." Arcana smiled tearfully, "I love you. Too much. Scared... You don't... Feel the same."
Kitty rolled her eyes, "If ya told me to sell my bike, I probably would. Ya could do all sorts to me. Hurt me bad. Still don't think I'd leave ya. Scares me bad."
"That's a... Responsibility..." Arcana said, surprised by the admission. She really had thought that Kitty would be able to walk away from her, that she very nearly had, when they were away. "I... Will hurt you... And... That makes me... Hate... Me..."
The woman laughed and kissed her nose, "Ya a sweet girl. With a fucked up life, sure. But sweet. What say you and I run away, once ya get out of here?"
Arcana stared at her in surprise.
Kitty shrugged, "Ya dyin'. My life is borin' and pointless. But, if compensation for one managuise was a year's income, what's this goin' be? Nation bankruptin'? We could get by. Me on my bike, you on a dragon. Enjoy things whilst the cats fight behind us."
"Yes. Want." Arcana broke into a wide grin as she tried not to burst into tears, "But... When I get close... It won't be... Easy. We'll end up... Back here..."
"Sure." Kitty shrugged, "But that's then. I'm a talkin' about runnin' away from responsibility. We got time 'fore."
"What are you doing!?"
Arcana sighed as the nurse entered. Kitty rolled her eyes and stuck a hand in Arcana's panties, "Swordfightin'. What does it look like?"
"No touching the patient." The nurse pulled on some gloves, "Now you have to go through the disinfecting -"
"Nope." Kitty yawned, kissed her gently again and turned, "Y'all worried about the demons pulled outta me. Isn't there like some immune thing?"
Kitty wasn't half as dumb as she tried to look.
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"You're not supposed to be smoking on the grounds."
Kitty glanced over at the strange witch and shrugged. "Shouldn't be at all. Bad habit, and Arcana hates the taste."
"You've quit before?" Lilith asked her in surprise, and she shrugged. The woman rolled her eyes, "So the stress is eating at you. What a shock. Addiction is sort of my thing, if you want to get clean, sugar. Magic makes it easier."
"So does anger."
The woman took a step backwards, "Chill. I just came to see a friend, not to try and screw you."
"Ya walked over here to offer me a pity fuck." Kitty blew out a stream of smoke, "It was annoying."
Lilith laughed nervously, "You really are... Different. You say what you think, even when you're surrounded by people who can literally rip you limb from limb. Arcana must be one of the luckiest women in the world."
"So lucky her mum cursed her to die."
"Oh." The woman cringed, "She got around to telling you that, then?"
"Mmm."
Lilith sighed, and leaned on the wall beside her, producing a cigarette that burned pink and smelled like roses out of thin air that was somehow already lit. "That's a tough one, sugarcake. I don't know all the details, but I don't think anyone does. Not even the Doom Squad. She doesn't have to die, though."
"Consent to being her mum's heir, and the curse'll fuck off?"
The woman shook her head, "She doesn't even have to do that. Just has to get married. To an abusive crapsack with incredible hearing and more incredible magic who is probably listening to us."
"And won't show up unless he wants his nuts crushed again." Kitty sneered.
Lilith giggled and shook her head, "Oh, how the mighty have fallen. The most powerful sorcerer in all the world, brought to his knees. Repeatedly. By one angry mundane and perfect aim."
"He really all that?"
The woman smiled at her, "You really don't know, do you? Okay. I had to sleep with a devil to get my immortality. A lot. Rasputin... No one quite knows how he got his. But for his birthday one year he had the guests try and kill him. He was poisoned, shot, stabbed, literally gutted, shot again, and then beheaded. Five minutes later, he was toasting his own prowess. Only time he's up and dying is when he finally gets arrogant enough to hit a god."
"I hit Arcana's mother. Wish I'd hit her harder. I hadn't known, yet." Kitty said as her jaw cracked from clenching.
Lilith stared at her, "You what now?"
"Shoved her off the back of a jeep." Kitty shrugged, "Do all gods bleed? I don't really have a handle on this divine thing. She seemed normal ta me. I mean, a witch, but as normal as the rest of you lot."
The witch shook her head in wonder, "You absolute fucking psycho. Gods bleed, yeah. Their blood is the most potent source of mana in the universe. But usually when a god bleeds, they commit genocide in revenge. Entire cultures have disappeared from this world. Ever wonder why? Don't fuck with divinity."
"She fucked with Arcana."
Lilith shivered, "By Astraea... I don't think I've ever been as scared by a mundane as I am by you. Knowing you have no magic isn't actually as comforting as I thought it would be. You sure those demons weren't hiding inside you because that's the only fucking place they could hide from you?"
Kitty glared at her.
The woman winced, "Too soon?"