"Rin!" Chelsea squealed when she eventually made it up the stairs and into the creepy witch's hut. The girl pounced on her in a cuddle, and nearly knocked her over in the process.
She patted the young witch on the head, and turned to see Violet angrily tapping her foot. "Uh... Chelsea, I think someone wants to have a talk with you. So... Which way is the bathroom? And please don't say a bush outside."
"Oh, down the hall. Second door on the left." The girl said, and then saw Violet's face. "I am so dead."
Rin half-ran from the awkward conversation to come, before losing the rest of what her upset stomach had managed to hold in after arrival. She was feeling extremely glad she hadn't eaten breakfast yet.
She was also really weirded out by how Chelsea really did seem to be living in a creepy shack in the middle of a creepy forest filled with fog. Yet somehow had the same porcelain toilet that Rin expected to find at a residential.
"You know you can't leave! Are you trying to get everyone killed? Is that what you're doing, Chel? Bring on the apocalypse, then! Get it over with!"
She cringed and put her hands over her ears as she heard the raised voices.
"What the fuck do you mean you went out with Kina last night, as well!?"
She understood that Chelsea had made a big mistake in leaving her home, and coming to Rin. Yet, she wasn't exactly holding it against the young girl.
"I don't care if Ardet-lili was there! Not even I can keep you safe, Chelsea McGibbon!"
If it weren't for Chelsea...
"Rin, you can come out now."
She unclenched and walked out slowly and saw an exhausted looking Violet. She smiled sadly at the woman, "You're just like her mum. Suppose you can stop calling yourself my wife-mother, because there's a limit to the weird. Don't need a sister."
Violet rolled her eyes and took her hand, interlacing their fingers to walk out into the main area. "Still going to be your triple goddess. Anyways... Chelsea here is an absolute abomination in the kitchen. So, do you mind sharing your pancake breakfast?"
"The lasagna the other day was nice." Rin said in confusion.
Chelsea giggled from where she was lying on her bed with a book, trying to look like she hadn't just had a lecture, "Actually that was from my fridge. Violet makes my lunches."
Rin rolled her eyes, "No wonder it was good. And no wonder you don't want to learn how to cook if she'll force herself to do it for you. Okay. I suppose my stomach has settled."
"Then find a seat." Violet instructed and began grabbing ingredients and bowls out, "This chef is getting to work."
She turned to look at the other witch, "Um... Thanks. For the other day."
"You cheered up Vi." Chelsea shrugged, "Which is amazing. Never seen her go from stressed out to happy so quickly... Did you fuck her?"
"Violet." Rin glared at the witch's back, "You wanna explain this to me? Like why every damn person you know thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend?"
She shrugged, "They obviously realise I like you. And assume it's mutual because you haven't run the other way."
Chelsea rolled onto her side, "Seriously? You're... Not?"
"No!"
"Wow. Total waste." The younger witch shook her head, "I would totally hit that. Except she got annoyed and said I was way too young for her."
Rin winced, "Yeah... You two, creepy age gap."
"Don't." Violet pointed a spatula at the younger witch, who just grinned and laughed, "So... You didn't tell her?"
Rin raised an eyebrow, "Tell me what?"
"Vi is way older than she looks. She's a witch. Youth is sort of a package deal. The more powerful you are, the longer you take to age." Chelsea grinned, "Me, for example. Don't I look amazing for forty five?"
"We also mature slower, so you're still a youth at heart." Violet sighed, "Which makes you way too young. You're mentally twenty."
Rin grinned and looked over at Violet, "So, I kinda saw this one coming. Especially with how motherly you can be... But...?"
"I know, right? She's got the total grandma vibe." Chelsea burst out giggling.
Violet sighed heavily, "Nineteen twenty-seven. Okay? I was born in 1927. There. Not like age is one of the most taboo things to talk about in witch friggin' circles! Chel!"
Rin counted on her fingers and stared up at her, "You're ninety-four!?"
"Yes, no. Sorta." Violet sighed heavily, "Physically, sure. But I'm closer to twenty nine, mentally. And sorta physically, too. I age slower, because magic. But talking about my age is going to get real weird, real fast. Because I am also way older than ninety four."
"So when you said magic has a ton of drawbacks, you forgot the eternal youth." Rin said jealously.
The witch looked at her pointedly.
She cringed and stared at her feet, "Oh. Because of that."
"Yeah. Now shut up. And... Pancakes up!"
Rin watched as Violet spread the maple syrup and began cutting the pancake, offering it to her on the end of a fork. She frowned, "I can feed myself. Do we always have to have this conversation?"
"Yes." Violet replied innocently. "I just want to pamper you."
"Not in front of the kid." Rin snatched the fork, causing Chelsea to fall off the bed as she laughed at the both of them.
The older witch nodded slowly, "Going to hold you to that."
"Oh, for..." Rin sighed heavily and shook her head, "You really like screwing with me, don't you?"
"Yup."
She shook her head and dug into the food. It might have only been a day, but Violet's cooking was absolutely addictive. Going without it for so long had been agony.
Well, she'd had the slice... But in the middle of all the tears, that hadn't exactly lasted long. Not even long enough for her to be consciously aware of the taste.
Chelsea eventually joined them at the table, but still with her book. Which was apparently something weird and creepy. The writing was moving around on the page.
"Studying magic?"
The girl nodded, "Mmm. I failed my exam yesterday. So if you can help Vi forget she threatened to give me another today, that'd be awesome. You two could kiss, instead?"
"Eugh." Rin rolled her eyes, "If you could stop with the voyeuristic craving that'd be great."
"Just trying to get more than you." The girl teased, holding up her fork with a whole pancake on it.
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"Ew!" Kina scrambled out of the bed, staring at the weird husk that was vaguely shaped like her date from last night. She cursed as she hit the back of her head on her set of drawers, before landing on her butt.
A head ducked in the doorway, "Oh, shit. I wanted to have that cleaned up before you woke up. I am so sorry. I forgot that it happens right after hibernation, and I get sick if I don't and... I'm rambling. Sorry. Just give me a minute, and then I swear I'll fix it."
"What in the hell?" She rubbed at the back of her head, "What the hell are you? And that... Stuff!?"
The man called from her kitchen, "Sorry, again! I mean, I didn't think it was going to be too freaky. You being a neko."
She reached up desperately and checked her ears and glamour and found it intact. She walked into the kitchen, glaring, "And what are you, a warlock?"
"Eh... No." He shook his head and flipped the pan, tossing an array of ingredients, "I'm a snake. Which is why the eh... Skin. Sorry. I was in hibernation for a while. And I just completely forgot."
Kina reached up and took off the glamour, letting it unravel as her ears and tail popped out. "So I guess I don't have to hide that one."
"Don't you mean to say that the cat is out of the -"
She hissed at him angrily, and her date burst out laughing. He cracked an egg into the pan and flipped it twice before laying out a perfect omelette in ridiculous timing.
Kina smiled weakly, "Not bad... Eh..."
"Echo." He reminded her and rolled his eyes, "Well, you eat up. I'll clean up. And then I suppose I'll head on out. I didn't think you were drunk enough to not remember my name."
"Sensing a little judgement." She said angrily, but took the plate over to her table and sat down. She ate a mouthful and her tail shot straight up as the taste exploded. It was totally unfair that he was an amazing cook.
There was even bits of extremely tender tuna mixed in with the rice.
She paused, her mouth slowing as she chewed and glared back at the bedroom. "Did you choose friggin' tuna because you know I'm a fuckin' cat?"
"It was all you had in the cupboard!"
She shrugged. That was probably true, and far less racist of him than she was thinking. She was kind of surprised that she hadn't picked up that she wasn't sleeping with a mundane last night. Had he been glamoured, too?
But knew she was a neko?
He hadn't actually told her what he was. There were a whole bunch of reptilians, most of which were called snakes as a slur, and shed their skin.
Sniffing the air, she couldn't really tell, either. He faintly smelled of maybe... Potatoes? The apartment was too full of the smell of recent sex for her to really get a bead on it. Her scent was the strongest.
He came back in with recently washed hands, "All cleaned up. Not a single cell left behind, promise. I'm really sorry, again, Kina."
"Huh. So we did talk before I jumped you?" She asked somewhat pathetically.
He sat down across from her with a laugh, "So... Do you want the highlights reel from last night, before I nick off?"