Nix whetted her lips and took a step backwards from Enterprise. The spirit was beginning to stand, and...good god, she was lovely. Nix had noticed it from the moment the burlap and chains had come off, but seeing her gray and red painted form standing in a circle of discarded broken gear charms, her feet resting steadily on the ground - bare and gently arched, with the nimble articulation of ankle joint and knee belying the power that lurked in those muscular, polished metal thighs. The dainty, rubbery folds of her cunt, nestled beneath a flat belly that could launch a full wing of planes that were now legends in their own rights: Marauders, Mustangs, Avengers, Doolittles. And she had...almost too impressive a chest.
Often, tits on a warship's spirit could reflect armor belting, or main guns, or a mixture of both. The actual spiritual classifications was...murky and relied more on gut, intuition, and knacks passed from father to son. Or, unwitting father to eavesdropping daughter in this case. But something in Nix's gut said that while Enterprise had a gorgeous bust, it was also...
subtly wrong
. She shook her head slightly as Enterprise lifted one hand, flexing her fingers, then curling them into a fist. "How long was I in the dark?" the spirit asked.
"It is the year of our lord 2141," Nix said, automatically. Honesty, she thought, was the best choice for a spirit that had radar. That thing had powers that modern technicians didn't quite remember how to handle - it had been newfangled when the War of Ascension had been young, and long left to molder and rot because of...well...
Humans liked their spirits to be
understood
. Steam? You could grasp steam and valves and clockwork and copper wire. You could relate to a train, or to a telephone. Radar? Calculating machines? They had a way of making people nervous in the way that they could
do
things that their creators never intended. And those were just the start. The War, after all, had been named such for a reason. It was the coming of the Lady Trinity...
And after that?
Nothing was the same.
Enterprise snorted. "Yeah, sure, fuckin' pull the other one," she said, her voice somehow combining utter arrogance with drawling Colonial tones that Nix had never heard say a non-servile thing in her life. "Two fucking hundred years?" She walked away from her, to the window, looking out at the skyline. "Where's the fuckin' flying cars then?"
"It has been two centuries since the War of Ascension," Nix said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"The fucking what?" Enterprise asked. "That sure ain't the name for it I got. World War Two? We had to whip the Nazis, you even heard of em? Why the fuck you calling it the War of...whatever." She waved her hand. "Don't tell me they made FDR king or some stupid bullshit."
"Who?" Nix asked.
"Who?" Enterprise's turbines revved and she put her hands on her hair - which did...really quite amazing things to her breasts. Nix was finding her normal Technician
savoir faire
hard to keep...down around this spirit. It wasn't just that she was gorgeous. Nix had been around gorgeous spirits ever since she had pinned gear to collar. No. It was...it was everything about her. The history. The Yankee accent. The
arrogance
. Like she was as good as an English spirit. Nix shook her head a bit and tried to focus on Enterprise, frowning a bit. "You don't...he was fucking Franklin Delano goddamn Roosevelt, we only elected him
four times
."
"Listen, Yankee-"
"I ain't no Yankee!" Enterprise snapped. "My keel was laid in Newport News, Virginia."
Nix frowned, then took a slow breath. She breathed out. "My
apologies
, Enterprise," she said, inclining her head. "It's been two hundred years and a lot has changed."
Enterprise frowned. "Whose President now?" She asked. "Truman?"
Nix flinched, then held up her hand, shaking her head. "D-Don't. Don't mention Truman around other people. They won't understand." She sighed. "B-But...I suppose I must...cut to the chase..." She hesitated. She was thinking, too much, of how strong a gas burning power plant was. She put it out of her mind. An aircraft carrier was still...almost within the realm of human understanding. It wasn't like she was one of the Ladies, eh? So, Nix continued, her voice gentling. "The Ascension War, what you call the Second World War, was ended when...the Lady Trinity turned her wrath upon America. I'm sorry. The United States is gone."
Enterprise blinked slowly. "Who the fuck is Trinity? S...She some...Jap weapon or-" She sounded frightened. Shocked.
"No," Nix said. "The Lady Trinity was a spirit built by the Thirteen Apostles and the Prophet Oppenheimer. She...she was a spirit more powerful than anything ever built before, powerful enough to scorch the world. She brought fire to the Japanese, then as the War continued on into Korea, she was almost bridled by...President Truman. He sought, in his jealousy, to keep her wrath from Korea and China, and so she turned her fury upon America. In the aftermath, the Empire returned to her colonies to restore order and, for the past two hundred years, have ruled here and abroad under the Lady Colossus."
Enterprise blinked again, her lips parting, then closing, then opening again. "I..." she said, then slowly, she sat down on the ground, thumping down with such shocking suddenness that the floor jarred and her knees pressed to her chest. "Jesus Christ..."
Nix stepped over, then knelt down beside her. The cheap carpeting didn't provide enough cushioning for her knees, but she ignored it. Her arm slid around Enterprise's shoulder, squeezing. "I know it's hard, Enterprise," she whispered. "But the Empire isn't so bad - we've kept the colonies running, and kept the wastelanders off the east coast and-"
Enterprise put her hands over her face. She breathed in, then breathed out. "Shut up."
Nix went quiet.
Enterprise drew her hands away, her eyes haunted. "What the fuck do I...do?" She looked at Nix. "I-I'm a warship. Right? Enterprise is...my body's sunk beneath the goddamn ocean, how the fuck am I supposed to do anything? What good am I?"
"Ships have been re-floated after centuries," Nix said, hurriedly. "There are quite a few sailing ships-"
"Sailing ship spirits are as slow as a hunting hound that got dropped on its head when it was a puppy!" Enterprise snapped. "They're too stupid to know they should
sink
."
Nix, remembering some childhood hours spent on her father's little windjammer, winced. Harsh, but...not entirely unfair. She shook her head. "Here's what you can do, Enterprise. You can help me. My niece is being held at gunpoint by some very awful gentlemen, and they want you for some...reason. If I don't deliver you to them, then my niece dies. We can at least get to the bottom of their schemes and make sure my Jessie is safe, then, after, we can find something for you to do. I promise." She slid her hand around, taking Enterprise's, squeezing.
Cold gray fingers, slipping between her own. The joint seams caught momentarily against her skin. Enterprise didn't fold her fingers, not at first. Instead, she muttered. "Your sister's a limey too, huh?"
"She did marry a Colonial," Nix said, smiling a bit wryly.
Enterprise sighed. She closed her hand, then squeezed - too firmly. Nix hissed and winced, her voice soft. "C-Careful, careful."
"Hmm? Oh, sorry," Enterprise said. She released Nix's hand, which throbbed gently. Nix shook her hand out then smiled at her. "So, do they let dames be technicians these days?"
"H-Heh, uh, I actually am a man," Nix said, grinning a little bit. She had to start building up her disguise - even if it felt increasingly threadbare, like a blanket held between a man and a rising mushroom cloud.
Enterprise looked at her and arched an eyebrow. "You're most certainty not a man."
Nix flushed, slightly. "Hell," she whispered, looking away.
Enterprise smirked, then shifted around, drawing one foot under herself, waggling a long finger at Nix. "Ohhhh, I know what your deal is, limey. You're one of them broads who dresses up as a man and pretends they've got a stick and berries so they can do a man's job! There were two of 'em in the fleet, I remember them now! You're a
woman
Technician!"
"Y-Yes, fine!" Nix snapped. "I'm a woman Technician."
"That's not allowed," Enterprise said, grinning.
"Hence my disguise," Nix said. "Most spirits don't notice the difference."
Enterprise snorted. "What, do you just fuck boilers and coal chugging trains?"
"Yes," Nix said, frowning. "They haven't made gas burning ships like you for almost a hundred and ninety years."
Enterprise blinked slightly. "Huh," she said. "So, wait, you're saying, not only am I two hundred years outta time, but I'm not even fucking obsolete?"
"I never said
that
," Nix said, firmly.
Enterprise grinned, then reached up, cupping Nix's cheek. "You wanna save your fuckin' kid niece?" She leaned in. "Then I want you to do something for me after. I want you to take me to my body, and I want you to help me raise her. No questions asked. Otherwise-"
"I'll do it," Nix said, simply.
Enterprise blinked, her cocky grin faltering slightly. "Just like that?"
Nix chuckled. "You're not obsolete, exactly. But the Empire has a fleet of atomic airships and her Lady Trinity. I don't think a single aircraft carrier is going to make a repeat of the 18