This is filed under Sci-Fi & Fantasy because it's set in an alternate world. It will, though, heavily feature incest, big tits and big dicks like most of my stuff. And, as always, everyone involved is at least 18.
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My name is Alex Taylor. I had an accident and woke up in a world where I was a pornstar and every woman looked like they'd stepped out of an early 90's issue of Score magazine, including my mom and sister, both of whom were also pornstars. While they were more than eager to have sex with me, I hesitated. Trouble was, some fucker dressed in black fed me a load of lies and convinced me to leave this new world before I finally caved in and boned them both.
But now I'm back in Pornoland and things are gonna be different.
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So there I was, all set up and ready to enjoy my life in Pornoland with my red hot, big titted pornstar mother and sister when the son of a bitch in black called Damian threw a huge fucking spanner in the works - - or more accurately, two big spanners. Somehow, he'd managed to swap my sexy mother and sister with the horrible, fat versions of them from the Old World.
Not good. Not good to say the fucking least.
I stared at their fat, questioning faces for as long as I could - - about two seconds - - before ushering them inside the mansion I'd shared with two pornstars until that point and grabbed my phone. I called Daphne, the only person in this fantastic but now fucked up world who would have any idea of what was going on and how to change it back.
"Hey, Alex, what's up?" she asked. I told her. "Shit. That's fucked up."
"That's what I thought," I said. "How do I change this back? Where are my real mom and sister?" And yeah, I had come to think of the Pornoland versions as my "real" family by now.
"It kinda depends what Damian's done, how he brought them over," she said. "I'll need to do some hunting around, find out what I can without him knowing what I'm doing."
"You sent a magic fucking mirror to my world to get me back here," I almost yelled. "Can't you just send these two back and get me my real ones?"
"Let me find out what I can," she said calmly, "and I'll be back in touch as soon as I can."
And with that, she hung up.
"Fuck it," I said, looking up at the mansion. "Fuck it," I said again, heading inside.
My old mother and sister were huddled in the large hallway looking lost and scared but still managing to be more than a little angry.
"Alex, what the hell is going on? Where are we? What are all these posters about? Is this place a - - a brothel?" my mother asked me.
I glanced round and noticed the film posters she was referring to - - the gorgeous, busty form of my pornstar mom knelt at the foot of a slightly overweight and balding guy in a 1960's looking suit, though it couldn't hide the bulge that ran down his trouser leg. The title said it was Lisa Hazard in
Alfred Hiscock: A Pornobiopic
; next to that, Chelsea, my porno sister, not the one in front of me, ran down a darkened, tree-lined lane, her huge tits almost falling out of the low cut, 17th Century dress she wore while behind her, a headless horseman reared up on his steed. The title was
Horny Hollow
. The last one showed both my mom and Chelsea, my sister in an almost see through white gown, mom in a long black cloak that was open enough to see the inner slopes of her huge tits. As mom looked down at her, Chelsea stared up, a look of fascination and horror on her face - - the poster read "Coming Soon: Lisa and Chelsea Hazard in
Countess Dracula
"
"Why do those posters have our names on them?" Chelsea asked. "What - - what's going on? What have you done?"
I held my head in my hands for a moment, wondering why they were blaming me before I kinda mentally shrugged - - they didn't know what was going on and I couldn't blame them for that.
"Things are different here," I said as kindly as I could manage. "I've got someone working on getting you back to where you belong but for now just - - just go sit in the lounge," I said, pointing them to the door. To my surprise, they meekly wandered in and sat down.
I pulled the door shut then grabbed my phone again and tried ringing my mom's number - - my pornstar mom, that is - - but it went straight to voicemail and I didn't bother leaving a message. I quickly tried my sister's but the same thing happened as I expected it to.
"Fuck," I said to myself - - I had no idea what the hell to do now but just as I reached for the door, my phone rang as I held it in my hand. It was Daphne.
"Can you get to the old scrapyard on Williams Road?" she asked in a hurry.
"I - - I've no idea where that is," I said.
"Your car has satnav, doesn't it?" she asked. "Williams Road, scrapyard, bring your visitors, quick as you can," she said and hung up.
Pocketing my phone, I opened the living room door, my Old World mother and sister looking up at me.
"You two, with me," I said, probably a bit more forcefully than I needed to.
"Where are we going?" they asked as they stood and followed me back out on to the drive and into the car. "Alex? Where are we? Where are we going?"
"Just - - just wait for a minute or two, will you?" I asked, tapping the road name into the satnav and heading off as fast as I could, ignoring the repeated questions from the back seat.
The old scrapyard was a few miles away, stuck on the side of a hill which didn't see much traffic by the looks of it - - there was only one set of tire tracks in the dusty road that ran up to the entrance way and they finished at Daphne's car. She stood leaning against it, blonde and blue-eyed, her huge tits straining against her tight, white blouse while her short skirt clung to her big hips and round ass, the tops of her white stockings visible beneath its hem.
"Who's this?" my Old World mother asked as we all got out of the car. "Why does she look like a - - a - - "
"A slut?" the Old World Chelsea finished for her.
"Friendly," Daphne said. "Especially as this slut's going to help you get home. Come on," she said, heading off to one of the old, rust covered sheds.
"Where are we going?" my Old World mother asked again, all of us following Daphne.
"You heard her," I said over my shoulder. "She's going to get you home."
We all entered the shed, walking over to a patch of sunlight that fell on the ground through a perfectly round hole in the roof. Daphne held up her phone and dialled a long sequence of numbers, much too long to be someone's phone number, then pointed her phone at the round circle of sunlight. As we watched, it grew brighter still as a hole opened in the ground in the centre of the circle, the dirt, gravel and sand slipping into it. As the hole widened, the dirt fell quicker, disappearing into a darkness which became no lighter even though the sun continued to shine. Within a minute, there was a perfectly round, perfectly black hole six feet wide in front of us.
Daphne looked at me. "That's their way home," she said, looking over at the large forms of my Old World mother and sister. "Put them in."
"Seriously?" I asked. She nodded. "What will happen to them?"
"They'll wake up on the side of a hill in their own world," she said. "You need to hurry. If Damian realises I've opened this portal, he'll be here in seconds."
I turned to my old mother and sister who - - understandably, I guess - - moved back.
"No fucking way," Chelsea said. "You're not throwing me down a big fucking hole."
"Don't do this, Alex," my old mother said.
I grabbed an arm of both of them and hauled them closer to the black hole, both of them struggling, Chelsea almost pushing me in before her. I spun round, though, and pushed her forward, letting her go as she tottered on the edge of the hole. She let out a brief scream as she fell backwards before disappearing into the blackness, all sound stopping as she fell beneath the surface.
"Chelsea!" my old mother yelled as I pushed her in after her.
No sooner was she gone than Daphne pressed another sequence of numbers on her phone and, as quickly as it had appeared, the round black hole was gone.
I looked around but it was just me and her here.
"If you're expecting your mother and sister to suddenly appear, you're going to be disappointed," Daphne said with a smile. "Try calling them instead."
I speed-dialled my mom's number, staring at Daphne as it rang - - and rang - - and rang - - and was answered.
"Hey babe," my mom - - my pornstar Lisa Hazard mom - - said. "I was just thinking of you."
"Really?" I asked, smiling at Daphne. "Why's that?"
"Well me and Chelsea have just been shopping and picked out some outfits we need your opinion on. Fancy a fashion show back home?"
"What sort of outfits?"