This is filed under Sci-Fi & Fantasy because it's set in an alternate world. It will, though, heavily feature incest, big tits and big dicks like most of my stuff. And, as always, everyone involved is at least 18.
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My name is Alex Taylor. I had an accident and woke up in a world where I was a pornstar and every woman looked like they'd stepped out of an early 90's issue of Score magazine, including my mom and sister, both of whom were also pornstars. While they were more than eager to have sex with me, I hesitated. Trouble was, some fucker dressed in black fed me a load of lies and convinced me to leave this new world before I finally caved in and boned them both.
But now I'm back in Pornoland and things are gonna be different.
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The cab dropped me off outside Gold's Coffee House on Savannah Drive and I took a seat at one of the outdoor tables, waiting for Daphne, enjoying the view while I did. A young waitress - - as slim, stacked and gorgeous as just about every other woman in this wonderful world - - came to take my order and I couldn't help flirt with her. She was in her late teens at a guess, wearing a T-shirt with the coffee house logo stretched and distorted by her huge tits and a pair of tiny denim shorts that just about covered her ass cheeks - - at least until she walked or bent over, that is.
She took my order and sauntered back inside, leaving me to look out around the city as I waited. As before, I was struck by how clean the place was - - no litter, no day old newspapers blowing down the street, no cigarette butts in the gutters - - with just about everyone, men and women, walking or driving around, looking like they were enjoying themselves,
And why wouldn't they? The guys were all handsome and well built and the women looked like they either just strolled off a porn set or were on their way to one. Each of them - - like my waitress, like my mom and sister - - were possessed of a fantastic figure that, here in Pornoland, equalled a firm, round ass, tiny waist and a pair of big, round tits. Your definition of "fantastic figure" might differ but fuck it, you weren't here, I was.
The waitress - - whose name tag read Siobhan - - returned and placed my coffee on the table. When she hesitated for a moment, I looked up at her and smiled.
"Help you with something?" I asked.
She bit her bottom lip nervously. "Are you - - are you Alex Hazard?" she asked, referring to my pornstar name. My smile widened.
"That's me," I said.
"Oh wow," Siobhan said, almost jumping up and down in excitement, her big tits wobbling beneath her T-shirt. "I am such a fan of your movies," she said.
"Thanks," I said. "Which one's your favourite?"
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Adventures of a Computer Analyst
," she said without a pause, pronouncing the last word as anal-ist.
"I've done so many, you'll have to remind me which one that was," I said, covering up my lack of knowledge as I had with the nurse just that morning. Fuck, had that happened just this morning? Time really does fly.
"You're an IT guy working for this big company and every time one of the women has a problem with their PC, you go round and fix it." She leaned down, the low neck of her T-shirt stretching with the weight of her big tits, displaying a deep cleavage to me. "And you fuck each of them up the ass," she finished a little quieter.
I grinned, really wishing I remembered that film. "And that's your favourite?" I asked quietly. "One where I butt fuck a load of girls?"
"Uh-huh," she said, biting her bottom lip again.
"So you like anal? Just watching or - -?" I asked, letting the question hang.
Before she could answer, one of the chairs at my table was noisily pulled back, making Siobhan straighten up in surprise. Daphne parked herself in the chair opposite me, smiling at both of us.
"Not interrupting anything, am I?" she said with a wicked grin.
Before I could answer, Siobhan said "No, not at all. What can I get you?" Once Daphne had ordered her coffee, Siobhan headed into the shop, leaving the pair of us to stare at each other.
Daphne looked as good as she had the last time I'd seen her - - blonde and blue-eyed, huge tits pushing against her tight blouse and a knee length skirt that hugged her big hips and round ass. She laughed when another waitress brought her drink over.
"Looks like I scared your friend off," she said, sipping at her coffee.
"I guess I should thank you for sending me the mirror," I said, referring to the looking glass she'd somehow managed to get to me in the Old World and which had allowed me to return to Pornoland. "How'd you manage that, by the way?"
Daphne shrugged. "I felt guilty about what happened so used up pretty much all my money to get that mirror to you. I don't know how it works but if you've got the cash, you can get something sent back to the Old World by a special service if you know who to ask." She smiled sadly at me. "I'm just glad it worked."
We stared at each other for a while.
"Okay," I said, breaking the silence. "Explanation time."
Daphne sighed. "Most of what I told you was true," she said. "This is some sort of weird limbo stroke heaven where people who've been in accidents in one world or another come."
"One world or another?"
"Yeah. Remember you said a president - - Kennedy, was it? - - had been assassinated in the sixties?" I nodded. "Where I come from it was Nixon. That was true - - there are people here from different time lines, different alternate worlds, I guess. Just about everybody here, though, doesn't remember their previous lives."
"But I do," I said, "and so do you, right?"
Daphne nodded. "Yep, every last bit of it. You remember me telling you about the indexes? The computerised version and the hand written one?"
"Yeah, I think so. That was how you track down people like me, the new arrivals. One index updates, the other one doesn't."
"That's it. That bit was true as well. Mostly. I said there were about a dozen of us who check the indexes? It's actually four of us, all working to identify people who've just arrived and who can remember where they come from."
"So where does the son of a bitch in the black coat come into this?" I asked, thinking about the bastard who'd convinced me to leave the last time I was here.
Daphne at least had the good grace to blush a little.
"That's where the truth sort of ends," she said. "Me and the three other girls who check the indexes? He makes us work for him. Most newcomers don't remember their past lives and they're free to just blend in. The women who remember are recruited by him to do the index checking."
"So not many remember at all then, if there's only four of you," I said, at which Daphne nodded. "And the men like me?"
"That's where he gets involved, doing his whole man in black routine to scare you off."
"Why? What would it matter to him if I'm around?" I asked.
Daphne shrugged. "Honestly, none of us - - me nor the other girls - - know for sure. We think he sees you as some sort of competition. See, he's like you - - he came from some other world at some point and has been scaring off the men who remember ever since."
"Well that makes no fucking sense whatsoever," I said.
"The truth rarely does," Daphne said.
"So, you said I was still in danger?" I asked her, referring to her phone call from earlier.
"He knows you're back," Daphne said. "And he knows you won't be scared off again. While he can't kill you himself - - something about this world stops people killing each other, that much he told you was true - - he's looking for a way to get rid of you."
I sipped my coffee and stared out at the passersby.
"Does this bastard have a name?" I asked.
"Damian," she said.
"And is there any chance I can meet him? Talk this thing out with him? Find out why he wants to get rid of me?"
Daphne was shaking her head as I spoke. "No, he's not interested in any sort of negotiation. He just wants you gone."
I sighed. "So what now?"
"I'm not sure. He doesn't know I'm meeting you today, or that it was me who found a way to get you back, but he'll do whatever he can to get you to leave." Daphne finished her drink and stood. "I'm sorry I lied to you before, Alex," she said, "but I am glad you're back."
"Yeah, I'm back, and this time I'm staying." As she headed off, I called after her. "You find anything more out about this guy, let me know."
She called out "Okay," over her shoulder and walked off.
I pulled out my cell phone and called Darla, my agent.