It never ceases to amaze me, the many misconceptions which humanity has about my species, especially in this day and age. The name is Gabriel Saint-Antoine, and I'm a werewolf. Man, it feels so good to get that off my chest, you got no idea. I was born in the City of Montreal, Quebec, to immigrant parents from Haiti. I wish I could tell you something really exciting about the existence of a fur ball like myself, but I lead a pretty mundane life. I study criminal justice at Concordia University, and hope to become a lawyer someday. I work part-time at Croissant D'Or, this neat little Haitian restaurant owned by my parents, George and Maria Saint-Antoine. Pretty ordinary life, huh?
I was born the way I am, let's just get that out of the way. The ridiculous stories and even worse movies made about my kind sicken me. No one can become a werewolf, alright? To be a werewolf, you need to be born as one. As in both of your parents have to be in the wolf family, otherwise it's a no go, alright? Us werewolves are a species just like any other species. We're not human beings transformed into nightmarish wolf-like monsters by the light of the moon, we're a wolf-like species masquerading as human beings. Werewolves have been coming to Canada for a long time because, hey, like all immigrants, we're looking for better lives. There are places in the Caribbean with sizeable populations of werewolves, such as the Republic of Haiti, Jamaica, Trinidad and Saint Lucia. Lots of us live in Latin America, parts of eastern Europe, southeast Asia and the Arab world.
Eastern Africa is understood to be the birthplace of the werewolf species, though the progenitors of modern werewolves left it around a million years ago, according to our most ancient legends. Humans and werewolves, or Homo Lupus, as we call ourselves, do share a common ancestor but our two species diverged a long time ago. In the movies, werewolves are often shown to be Caucasian. I find that kind of funny because most werewolves I've met weren't white. They hail from places like Tunisia, Romania, Russia, Turkey, Lebanon, South Africa, Brazil and Cuba, not western Europe. Of course, you can't tell that to Hollywood producers because they like to live in la-la land. Oh, well. You cannot enlighten idiots who want to wallow in their ignorance now, can you?
Anyhow, I was leading my carefully ordered life when certain strange events began happening all over the place. Adam Thierry, a werewolf friend of my parents who was working in the City of Winnipeg, Manitoba, got attacked by blood suckers, also known as vampires. Now, just like us werewolves, vampires are real. I've known a few. Generally speaking, we stay away from each other because of, well, racism. Vampires consider us werewolves impure because we walk around in human form and for the most part, live just like humans. Vampires consider humanity to be their prey and they're always preaching about their 'gospel of conversion and conquest'. Unlike what you read about us wolf-men, most of what you know about vampires is true. A person becomes a vampire after getting bitten by one of these bloodsucking undead fiends. Any human being can become a vampire, all it takes is exposure to the highly infectious vampire virus. By the way, werewolves cannot become vampires or vice versa. We're as different from them as you are different from monkeys. It just doesn't work.