A young woman comes into Gil's Pub. She's over six feet tall, voluptuous and quite beautiful, with long, lustrous Black hair, light brown skin and pale bronze eyes. She's wearing a stylish Black business suit underneath her long Black overcoat and looks around the room coldly. She takes in the dΓ©cor, the male and female patrons and the owner himself, along with the staff. I know what she's doing. Scanning them. She notices they're all human, and steps further in. I smile. I can always sense my own kind. Her eyes zero in on me. And she knew what I was. With a smile on my face, I gesture for her to come to me. And she does, walking at a deliberately slow pace. We are not strangers. Her name is Stacy Wellington, a prodigy at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Bio-Engineering Department.
I get up from my chair, and pull the seat up for her. Howler males are nothing if not perfectly civilized gentlemen. We're fantastically ambitious, ruthless and arrogant, but above all else, we're civilized. Stacy sits down, and I gesture for the waitress to come. Whatever she wants, it's going to be on my tab. Stacy surprises me by asking for a glass of orange juice. I am surprised at that. You see, the gal loves her liquor. Being an Alpha-level female Howler, she can withstand things ordinary human beings, both male and female, can only dream of. Among the Howlers, males and females are relatively equal in strength, speed and intelligence. Nine times out of ten anyway.
Among us, there are certain anomalies known as the Alpha males and Alpha females. The Alpha male has three times the strength and speed of an average Howler of either gender. The same goes for the Alpha females. These females are on average much stronger and more aggressive than most of the males. One out of five male Howlers born is an Alpha. One out of twenty females is an Alpha. Our Alphas are the top members of the race. They're stronger, faster and more intelligent. They're more sexually active as well. Lower-class males and females among the Howlers compete to attract Alpha males and Alpha females as mates. Alpha females are particularly in high demand. That's one of the many reasons why they make up the bulk of the females we allow in our armed forces. That's where the human mythology stories of Amazons come from. We're a decidedly matriarchal culture. Now, don't get it twisted. When I said we Howlers are matriarchal, I didn't say we were a bunch of feminist-whipped beta males like most men in the western world.
In the human world, females are seen as physically weaker than men and thus worthy of special treatment. Call is chauvinism or chivalry gone amok. It explains the policies designed to protect them such as Title IX, and the Violence Against Women Act. No such policies among Howlers. Males and females compete for the same positions under the exact same set of rules. Female losers end up dead just like their male counterparts. Sometimes, males and females are allowed to settle personal disputes in single combat. And it's perfectly legal among our race. When I said we are a matriarchal society, it's simply because of necessity. Among humans, there are more females than males. The human population of the United States of America is around fifty-one women to forty nine men in most cities. Among Howlers, it's the reverse.
Female Howlers typically make up forty percent of the overall Howler population. We can't reproduce without females. So they're quite a hot commodity even though they're definitely a minority. And they know it. Alpha female Howlers like Stacy Wellington were a rare find. Over six feet tall, fine-looking, booty-licious and smart as a whip. Definitely the kind of female I wouldn't mind siring a few brats with. As we sipped on our drinks, she gave me her report. Folks, I'm happy to say that my lady friend here is one of the foremost scientists on the planet. She had an advanced degree in bi0-engineering from MIT, where she now works as an adjunct professor while earning her doctorate's. Even by Howler standards, she was brilliant. A freak genius who's my most powerful ally in the most ambitious scheme ever undertaken by any living being in the history of the world.
I read Stacy's report. It was promising. You see, bio-engineering is tricky business. Stacy makes it look simple. She was working on building a very powerful viral agent. A retrovirus which would one day change the world. I am a firm believer in eugenics, folks. The Nazis gave eugenic s a bad name because they wrongfully assumed that every man or woman with White skin, blonde hair and blue eyes was a superior specimen of humanity. They're dead wrong. What makes a human being better than another is purely and simply genetics, not aesthetics. The Nazis were biased, short-sighted and dead wrong. Good health, adaptability and a high level of intelligence are sure signs of genetic superiority in a human being. Not hair color, skin color, body type, height or weight.
For example, the average youngling among the Howlers is smarter than the average student found at any Ivy League school in the United States of America. It's a fact, folks. Purely and simply. We Howlers breed for intelligence, adaptability and resilience. We don't breed for prettiness, though quite a few of us are physically attractive. Humans think looks matter first and intelligence along with other qualities come second, if at all. Have you seen television shows like The Hills, 90210 or Nip/Tuck? The humans always fall for a pretty face. Male and female alike, it's their collective weakness. And someday soon it shall be their undoing.
Genetically speaking, we Howlers have come a long way. And we're still getting better. Along the evolutionary path, I feel that Homo Sapiens have reached a plateau thousands of years ago and haven't improved since. Don't get me started by their technical advancements. We invented everything from the microscope, antibiotics, cell phones, videos, audio tapes, the Internet, computers, sonar, radar, the radio and DVDs. We built the space shuttles. We put a man on the moon, not the humans. Every talented inventor, whether male or female, Black or White, straight or gay, has been one of us. They simply didn't choose to reveal themselves to the world. Do you really think human scientists can do anything at all? Get real. The majority of modern humans aren't smart enough to walk and chew gum, it seems. I mean, look at dumb men pleasuring themselves while driving and even dumber women doing their makeup from behind the wheel of their cars. Male and female, Black and White, straight and gay, all humans were basically stupid. Weak. Prejudiced. Insecure. Paranoid. Treacherous. Deceitful. Why should we Howlers let them have the planet Earth for much longer? They've made a fine mess of things. Hey, here's a joke for you. What do you call a human being with half a brain? Gifted!