This is the story of a young Dungeons and Dragons player, who is transported to a fantasy world. In the first installment, he visits a strange royal court, where promiscuity is a virtue. The episode contains some elements of fetish, including long facesitting sessions and piss drinking. The second episode contains non-human sex, and in the third there is lesbian incest between close family members, spiced with anal sex including pegging. Do not start on this story if these topics turn you off.
"So, satanists and devil worshipers, get out your dice and let's get started," Anna, our Dungeon Master, said.
"Why do you call us that?"
"Have you not heard? Our local priest is condemning us, he claims that D&D players are a bunch of satanists, and that God will strike us down, one by one."
John laughs, "That is so 1995!"
"Agreed, I told him that. But he seemed to mean it. He even claimed that God has begun striking us down. Apparently some D&D player was killed by lightning last week."
"I heard about this," George said, "although I did not hear he played D&D. A young guy was visiting some friends, and was standing near the window when a lightning stroke him. It was really strange, not only is it almost unheard of to be hit while standing near a window, but the lightning almost cremated him, which is also unusual, to say the least. They interviewed some kind of expert who was quite baffled."
"I really doubt that God is wasting his time smiting D&D players," John said. "That would be a strange priority. I mean, the world is full of pedophiles, school shooters, dictators, and drug dealers. Not to speak of blasphemous terrorists killing innocent women and children in Gods name."
"Maybe it is an evil warlock, and angry demon, or lizard aliens," Anna said. "Or maybe just bad journalism. Lets get started, you have an evil temple to clear out!"
They played for hours, with a short pizza break for dinner, before Anna called it a day.
"Let's stop here, it is getting late."
"Yes," George said. "Zott Grond, the famous third level fighter, needs his sleep. And I am tutoring in advanced calculus tomorrow morning."
Not long after, George was biking home. He was satisfied with the turn his life was taking these last months. He had always been a loner with few friends, and when his parents were killed in a car crash he had felt alone and abandoned. Starting graduate studies had been a chance for a fresh start, and for the first time in his life he was making a conscious effort to get new friends. It was paying off, some of his colleagues were becoming his friends, and so were the D&D players. That role-playing was more fun than expected was an extra benefit.
The night was dark and windy, and the biking path took him between a golf course and a park. He heard thunder rumbling in the distance. It did not worry him, he would be home long before it would reach him. So he was surprised when the lightning stroke him down.
Surprised that he was hit. Surprised that the lightning was so strong that it almost tore his body apart, burning parts of him to ashes. Surprised that dying did not hurt more. Surprised that he had time to be surprised...
George was standing in a room, lit by almost a hundred candles. Surprise and confusion!
A pentagram was drawn around him on the floor, and a magic circle outside it. The magic circle was filled with writing in an alphabet he did not recognize. In front of him stood a tall young woman wearing red robes. Not a dress, the kind of robes a wizard or a sorceress would be wearing in a movie. In her right hand she held a twisted ritual dagger, in her left a staff that would be worthy of Gandalf. Next to her was a lectern with an open book. She looked confused.
"You are not one of the Exalted Ones," she said and placed the dagger next to the book. She spoke a language George had never heard before, but he understood her perfectly. "Who are you? What is your name?"
"My name is George," he answered in the same language, "or maybe..."
He looked down his own body. He was as tall as he had always been, but much broader. His arms were thick with muscles, and he was wearing a chain mail made of steel rings. Its weight must be between eighty and a hundred pounds, he clearly felt the weight and yet it did not bother him. At his side hung a sword, he recognized it from Anna's description an hour earlier.
"... or maybe I am Zott Grond," he continued.
"Zott Grond?" She sounded incredulous.
It was a silly name, George admitted to himself. He looked at himself again. It did not feel like he was in a stranger's body, more like his own had been altered.
"No, not Zott. I am definitely still George. And you are?"
She did not answer. Instead, she raised her hands as in invocation, and spoke strange words in an unknown language. George had little doubt she was casting a spell, but knew not how to defend against it. He could not even move his feet, this damn pentagram was holding him. Then the spell was complete, and he knew what is was: it forced him to speak the truth.
"Tell me you name again," she demanded.
"George William Black."
"Are you human, George?"
"Yes."
"Have you ever slain a dragon?"
"No," he said, surprised.
"Are you a hero?"
"I..." He looked at himself again. "I am not sure. Maybe."
"The fancy sword you are carrying, is it magically enhanced?"
"Probably, I don't know for sure. But our Dungeon Master spent several minutes describing it, she would not have done that if it was ordinary."
"Dungeon master? What..." She looks confused. "If I release you from the pentagram, will you attack me?"
"No, that would be really stupid."
"Why would that be stupid?"
"Well, you are probably the only one who can send me back. Although I doubt that is even possible. The lightning strike that brought me here destroyed my old body."
She looks disturbed by that news. "Oh. Were you hit by lightning in your world? I am sorry, I never intended something like that. It was not even you I was summoning."
Then she gathered her wits, and continued the questioning. "If I release you, will to try to escape from me?"
"No"
"And will you collaborate with me?"
"That depends on what you want me to do. I will not kill people for you, for example. I will rather die than participate in some evil scheme. But if your cause it worthy, I will aid you. I must have come here for a reason."
She smiled at that answer, then she took a broom and with a single sweep she broke the magic circle and the pentagram.
"I hope you consider saving the city from a fire-breathing dragon a worthy cause," she said and opened a door. "Let's sit down somewhere more comfortable. I am Merlina, by the way. Sorceress and advisor to Her Majesty."
She let him to a room with a sofa, a table, and a couple of comfortably looking chairs, lit by the sunlight shining through the windows. As she left her laboratory, she made a gesture that blew out the candles, leaving the room in darkness. A young boy, maybe eleven years old, was sitting in the sofa. He rose as they entered.
"Mike, I need you to take a note to the palace. Give it to the guards, and tell them to pass it on to the Queen without undue delay."
She took out a sheet of paper, and began writing. The alphabet was strange, but George had no problems reading it, even upside down.
Your Majesty,
I believe I have found the Hero that can save the city.
Respectfully yours,
Merlina
Merlina noticed that he was reading the note.
"You can read? That is good news, not many fighters can read. Well, tell me about yourself, and this 'Dungeon Master' that you are serving."
George laughs. "I am not serving her, it is a game we are playing."
He began explaining Dungeons and Dragons, and soon found himself describing the university, and the stuff he was studying and tutoring. To his surprise, Merlina was interested in hearing more about calculus, as if she could actually understand what it was good for. But soon they were interrupted by the boy coming back.