Hello again, sorry this took so long. Life just gets in the way sometimes. This one got away from me a bit, longer than I expected. Hope you enjoy it!
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A small rounded object landed next to the bush before exploding spectacularly, ripping most of the foliage from its branches and causing small fires to break out amongst the grass. A hoot of excitement preceded a skinny young man hopping to his feet from behind a depression in the earth a stone's throw from the bush.
"See, Tabby? Pretty cool, right?" asked Larry, grinning up at her as she left her protective crouch, huge paws still held over rounded tiger ears. "Oh, you can take your hands off, the shows over," Larry said, reaching up to pull her elbow. The much larger woman gave him a bashful smile as she lowered her arms.
"Hey! You alive? Should we send in Helena?" a man yelled, fifty feet back and hunkered down behind a felled tree and stacked boulders. Still further behind that bunker the top of a white haired woman's head popped over several stacked logs and packed earth, concern in her eyes and nervously twitching ears. Her horn gleamed in the sunlight.
She lowered her head immediately as a worried man's voice raised concern. Next, two black paws reached over the berm followed by wolf ears and red eyes, fire trailing from them.
"Can I come over now? I wanna see the 'splosion," Rekka called, clearly frustrated at not being closer to the display. It had taken true actual pleading and begging from Bill to have her back that far in the first place. He'd tucked Helena in with her in case Larry got himself, or more importantly Tabitha blown to pieces. No begging could keep Tabitha away from Larry's side.
"Hell no! You promised!" Bill yelled back, "Next he's going to test that stupid gun of his, and we both know how that turned out last time!" He looked back toward Tabitha and a now scowling Larry. "Tabitha, please for God's sake get away from that madman and his deathwish!" he called.
Bill himself was only this far forward so he could see if there might be any secondary explosions before calling for the medic. Tabitha only shook her head and looked down at Larry, placing her large paw hand on his back.
"My gun is not stupid, you fucking redneck! It's the most advanced piece of technology this world has ever seen!" He yelled back, incensed. "Now watch this shot," Larry finished, shouldering his stupid gun and taking aim at a small tree trunk.
Hesitating, he lowered the gun slightly and looked over at Tabby for a moment. "Still, you should move a few feet back and cover your ears.. I only fired this thing a few times before they took it away from me," He admitted softly, "Just don't tell Bill." Again Tabby shook her head, this time with a slight smile.
"No, I trust you," she responded quietly, her eyes shining with pride for him.
Larry took in a breath to calm himself. He never thought he'd be feeling such concern for someone else's safety, finding it a deeply unsettling experience. Still, he just had to prove that shithead wrong. The Boomstick Mark I was a thing of beauty and elegance, and he'd shoot Bill next if he didn't admit it after this display.
"Right. Okay. Here we go," he said, shouldering the weapon again. He nodded at Tabby as she placed her paw hands over her ears. Sighting down the barrel he pulled the trigger.
With a deafening roar the gun bucked in his hands, slamming into Larry's shoulder and causing him to take a step back. Tabby reached out to steady him as they beheld the poor tree he'd aimed at. Unlike the muskets most of the smoke did not spew from the end of the barrel, instead venting to the sides through cleverly designed ports. They could easily see the tree with a fist sized hole in one side, looking like someone had taken a large bite out of it. The tree slowly bent to its side before snapping off completely as they watched.
"Dead yet?" Bill called before cautiously poking his head out. Larry didn't seem to hear him. Turning around he sneered at Bill, shaking his gun over his head like a Tusken Raider.
"You see that shit? Perfect! This world better watch out, the Boomstick Mark I is here!" he yelled.
They yelled back across at each other a few times, clearly not getting their points across until the ringing faded from Larry's ears.
"I said fire another round off! I want to be sure!" Bill yelled again.
"Fuck you think this is, Russian Roulette?" Larry snapped back.
"Yeah!" Bill responded, ducking back down.
"Fine, asshole!" Larry nodded at Tabby who once again shielded her ears. Pausing a moment he took the time to stuff cotton wadding in his ears, having forgotten it last time in his haste to show off. He pulled the Luger-like slide causing a small cylinder to fly out of the ejection port, not bothering to catch it due to it probably being hot as hell, but minding where it fell. That done, he immediately sighted and fired off another shot, this time having braced himself better for the recoil.
The next tree fared slightly better than the last. Larry's aim was off and it only blew a small chunk off the side, leaving it standing. It seemed to pull to the right, something he'd like to fix but would just have to compensate for until he found time and tools.
Bill didn't bother getting back up before shouting, "Another! Stress test that sunovabitch!"
Larry had already removed the cotton so he was hearing well enough to respond. "Fuck you, dude! I'm not made of bullets, and you already threw out my extra powder! I've got 3 shots left in this, and only 10 in the box!" he shouted back, already slinging the gun onto his shoulder.
Bill scowled to himself, before looking up as Rekka slid into his foxhole. She grinned at him as she nestled to his side.
"That was kinda neat, huh? Did you see that tree! Boom, then it had a hole in it! An' he didn't blow himself up or anything!" she said, clearly impressed.
"I thought you promised to hunker down while he was shooting that thing. God knows how far the shrapnel could fly when that ridiculous hunk of metal explodes," Bill responded, scratching at her ears while frowning with worry.
"Hey, that's what Helena is for! I made sure she wasn't watchin', so no problem!" Rekka responded cheekily.
Bill just sighed and stood up to look over the berm to make sure Larry wasn't about to blow up before pulling Rekka to her feet. She was short enough to not see over herself and growled with irritation.
"C'mon, make him do another 'splosion. I wanna see one of those grr'nades," she ordered.
Bill looked down at her, the worry clear in his eyes but he admittedly wanted to see one go off himself. Instead of just hearing it and waiting for the gurgling screams from Larry. Taking in a breath and blowing it out he finally nodded. "Okay, but when I yell duck you duck, alright?"
"Yep! This is gonna be so awesome!" she declared, pulling herself up to see the action.
"Yo, Larry! One more grenade. Don't screw it up! You've got an audience now," Bill called, glaring menacingly at Larry before pointedly nodding down at a captivated Rekka.
"Hey, no problem. These are goddamn foolproof, and kinda lame. Wait until I make the next ones! Then you'll see some serious shit!" he shouted before laughing slightly maniacally, and nodding once again at Tabby to cover her ears. Bill's hands did the same for Rekka as he stared grimly down the field.
Lighting the fuse from the torch stuck into the earth beside him, Larry immediately threw the grenade as far as he could before crouching down a bit next to Tabitha. Bill had to admit the skinny little wimp could throw, and the grenade sailed safely away to land among the still smoking bushes. Once again it exploded, shrapnel tearing apart the nearby branches and small fires breaking out in any dry grass around it.
Larry stood up and turned around to grin back at Bill and Rekka, waiting for the applause. Rekka tilted her head to the side and called over.
"That it? It ain't as good as I thought it'd be," she called over.
"What? Dammit, this is the most advanced warfare the world has ever seen, be amazed!" Larry snapped, shouldering his gun. With Tabitha's assistance he scrambled up the slight depression and walked over to Bill's foxhole.
"Pfft. Wait until you see an angry dragon, now that's impressive. Thought it'd be somethin' like that," Rekka said, disappointed. "Your metal thingy is neat, though. I bet that'll go through one of them stupid knights pretty good," she said, clearly anticipating seeing just that.
"Wait, dragons? For real?" Larry asked, scanning the sky before looking at Bill for confirmation.
"Yeah, clear as I can tell there's just about any "mythical" creature we can think of around here. Pretty cool, huh?" Bill explained, excited by the prospect and eager to sightsee.
Larry clearly didn't share the sentiment, suddenly closing his eyes before muttering, "There's no place like home.."
"Fuck that, and fuck Kansas. I see any ruby slippers I'll shove them up old Ozzy's ass," Bill stated, completely serious as he looked over at Rekka. She just grinned at him, not terribly interested in whatever pop culture he was going on about but happy to know he was completely onboard sticking with her.
"You need to get over that, and soon. You really gonna leave all this behind? You going to leave
Tabitha
behind?" he asked, lowering his voice as Tabitha wandered over carrying the crate of grenades on her shoulder.
"Fuck dude, this sucks," Larry said, hanging his head. He was torn, and miserable for it.