Abigail set her tablet pen down with a sigh. She was on her third double shot latte, and having a hell of a time getting down the creature concepts she was supposed to be working on. Everything she drew somehow ended up with cute freckles and an impish smile.
And then Odal was there, standing in the doorway of Abigail's cubicle, her luscious creamy tits out and staring Abigail in the face.
"I'll be waiting," she said.
Abigail jerked back, nearly spilling her coffee on her tablet. After a fumbling save, she glanced back over at her cubicle entrance. It was not Odal standing there but Pam, her boss, the last person on earth whose tits she wanted to see.
Thankfully she had them covered.
"...waiting?" she was saying.
"Yeah, sure, sure, I'll have them done. Don't worry."
"Oh, I'm worrying. You look a little rough."
"Gee, thanks, boss."
"Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Not really. Weird dreams," Abigail mumbled.
"It's just that we have the production company execs coming by tomorrow morning."
"I know. I'll have the designs done, Pam. I promise. I'll stay late if I have to."
"Okay. Thanks, kiddo. You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important."
Abigail, with a titanic effort of will, managed to avoid saying 'the only reason we're all stuck in crunch is because you have terrible time management skills and literally no one likes it when you call them kiddo, you think it's endearing but it makes us feel like we're in kindergarten, also that perm makes you like like a poodle' and just gave her an awkward grimace that she hoped looked sort of like a smile, and a thumbs-up.
Pam stared at her for a moment.
"Okay. Thanks, Abby. You're the best, kiddo."
Abigail ground her teeth and turned back to her tablet as Pam walked off. The double-whammy of 'Abby' and 'kiddo' had dark, murderous scenes playing behind her eyelids, where she was leading a chanting and cheering crowd of her co-workers through the burning halls of Crownsville Softworks, Inc. carrying Pam's poodle-permed head on a stake.
She shook herself.
"Hey," said a voice at her cubicle entrance. It was Odal, leaning casually on the wall, her tits grown to such an enormous size they obscured her entire body down to her knees.
"I'm here to satisfy your every desire."
"Meep!" Abigail yelped. Blinking and shuddering, she realized it was only Kate, the team lead, with her perfectly normal sized breasts that Abigail was now totally starting at like a creep. She gulped, squeezed her eyes shut, and rubbed her face with her hands.
"You okay?" Kate asked. Kate was cool as shit, had an amazingly hot side cut, a septum piercing, and an ass that haunted Abigail's dreams. She was also, and this proved to Abigail that if there was a god, that god was a heartless and cruel monster, straight.
"Yeah. Sorry. Rough night last night."
"If you need to go home, I can...I can handle Pam. The execs are probably just going to scan the designs anyway, they won't notice if the creature concepts aren't in there."
Abigail sighed. Her life would be so much simpler if Kate wasn't so damn nice and making Abigail really want to make her happy in case she suddenly decided to turn gay and realize that the one she wanted had been under her the whole time.
Under her on the team, she hastily corrected herself, but it was too late. Her brain was already gleefully imagining her under Kate in a literal and very NSFW manner.
"I'll be fuck-- fine. I'll be fine," she said. "Just need to..."
eat your ass like birthday cake
"...get some more coffee."
Kate frowned at her. Shit. Had she said that out loud??
"Okay. Just...maybe you should call in sick tomorrow."
Abigail breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yeah. Yeah. I will. Thanks, Kate."
The next several hours passed by in a numbing, plodding haze. Her hand cramped from clenching her tablet pen in frustration, the lattes she was downing were playing hell with her insides, and she was so bitterly, achingly, tired. Six o'clock ambled past in a desultory slouch. Then seven. Then eight. Her eyes were crossing. Her brain was throbbing. She was never going to drink another sweet delicious caramel macchiato ever again in her life, until maybe Monday.
At nine thirty she bundled the finally completed designs into an email, forwarded them to both Kate and Pam, and to her home computer, and saved backups on a portable drive. No way in hell was she going through all that again.
She thanked the security guard for letting her out and wandered to her car in the parking lot, lonely under the orange sodium vapor lamp.
Climbing in, she sat there for a minute, wrestling with the probably terrible idea of just sleeping in her car. Sighing, she turned the key.
Wrrp wrrp, her car said, and that was all.
Abigail thumped her forehead against the steering wheel.
"Fuck this entire day right in its sweaty asshole," she grumbled as she climbed back out of the car, locked it for some stupid reason (how was anyone going to steal a car that wouldn't start?) and began the trek to the nearest bus stop, 'near' in this case being an entirely relative measurement that fell just shy of 'far enough to drive'.
The bus (late of course) was thankfully mostly empty and only smelled moderately of pee and French fries. Her metro card had a zero balance, so she had to fish through her purse for change. She ended up just stuffing a couple of crumpled bills in the fare box, too tired to even bother the driver for her change.
She fell asleep almost immediately, missed her stop (of course), and had to walk the four blocks back to her building.
It was now ten thirty. She tried to unlock the front door but instead managed to stab her keys into the doorframe like it had just insulted her ancestors and she had challenged it to a duel. Unfortunately the door was a skilled duelist and disarmed her.
As she bent to pick up her keys, the door opened and cracked her in the skull.
"Ow, fuck ME!" Abigail swore, clutching her throbbing head.
"Oh no, Abby! I'm so sorry, I didn't see you! Are you okay?"
Gentle hands were on her. Sarah. Absolutely the most perfect person to have just screeched 'fuck me' at. And she realized just then that she was always so flustered around yoga pants-- no, Sarah-- that she'd never got around to asking her not to call her 'Abby'.
"Kill me," she whispered hoarsely.
"What?"
"I said it's fine. I'm all right. Dropped my keys."
"Oh," Sarah said, reaching down to pick them up, which gave Abigail the opportunity to realize that a) she was wearing a slinky black dress and not workout clothes, and b) Abigail could see right down the front of it.
Sarah stood back up and Abigail plastered a huge smile on her face that she hoped didn't make her look too much like a serial killer.
"Uh, are you going out?" she asked stupidly.
"Just some drinks with my girlfriends. You should come!"
I'm going to, later, thinking about the view I just got of your glorious tanned boobs, she thought. Also straight girls shouldn't be allowed to use the word 'girlfriend', it's bad for my poor lesbian heart.
"Ah, thanks for the offer, but I just got off work and I'm exhausted."
"Oh, well, we'll be at Mahone's if you change your mind!" she chirped. Abigail had a sudden vision of herself surrounded by perky tanned blondes in party dresses getting drunk and loose with their inhibitions. She shook her head, blinking.
"Thanks, Sarah. Maybe another time?"
"Sure!" Sarah said, and bounced happily down the steps, waving at a car that was just pulling up.
Abigail thrust her keys into the lock, vindictively.
"From hell's heart I stab at thee, stupid door," she grumbled, and let herself in.
Her apartment door was unlocked. She tried to give a fuck, but nothing happened. She opened the door and dropped her purse on the floor, holding her arms out.
"If anyone is hiding in here waiting to kill me, please just end my suffering quickly. Nobody? Figures. Why does it smell like food?"
Had her mom stopped by? And somehow suddenly learned to cook? Did she even have food in her house?
"In the kitchen," called a silver-bell voice.
Odal.
It was too much. Too fucking much. She sat down on the floor, put her head in her hands, and started to cry.
"Abigail?"
"Huhh," she sobbed. She heard the 'clock' sound of heels approaching, and then a warm hand was on her shoulder and she was enveloped in the smell of metal and hot sand and a dusky, flowery scent she couldn't identify.
She felt more than saw Odal settling next to her, and the comforting hand became a comforting arm around her shoulders.
"What's wrong?"
"I had the worst day at work, and my car wouldn't start, and I had to take the bus, and I missed my stop, and I dropped my keys, and then Sarah, and I yelled 'fuck me' at her, but she was busy I guess, and you're here and that means you're real, and I can't handle it. It's too much."
Odal gave her shoulder a squeeze.
"Come on. I made you dinner. Sit down and relax for a bit. We can talk after you've eaten."
"I...I don't even have any food that you can 'cook', unless by cook you mean microwave on high for three to five minutes."
"I know. I went shopping."
Abigail, despite her tears, snorted a laugh.
"Why is the idea of a Sumerian demon popping down to the grocery store to buy cilantro so fucking funny?"
Odal squeezed her again.
"Come on. Eat. It's going to get cold."
She stood, and Abigail looked up at her. She held out her hand, and Abigail took it. It was soft, and warm, and gentle, though there was some terrifying iron strength behind it as she lifted Abigail to her feet without even bracing herself.