"God damn," I groaned and turned onto my side. The world tumbled past, rolling over itself in my stomach. My hand reached out for my night stand, passing through where I expected my phone to be. It fell limply to the side of the bed, grazing along the cold, smooth floor. "Fucking hell," I griped as a wave of nausea and vertigo battered me into a fetal position.
After a few minutes of holding my stomach, I remembered: my bedroom has carpet.
"Okay, guess I had a lot last night." I spoke into the darkness, half hoping the person in whose I was would answer. A slight echo, then nothing.
The world rolled again as I sat and swung my feet out from the mattress. My chest felt like a glass of water, teetering on a fulcrum; each moment exaggerated in its effects, over emphasizing itself past its normal end. I fell as I tried to stand; the ceiling fell through me and I rotated a full 180, churning momentum pressing me into the bed. I put a hand to my chest to try to still my heart.
"The fuck is this?" I asked as I my fingers rubbed across what felt like some sort of webbing, like what I'd imagine a wetsuit was like.
The sound of a motor whirring to life beneath the floor. A thread-thin line of light sparked to life in front of me, from what I think was one wall to the other; a bold, pinstripe of white that grew and filled the whole wall from waist height to the ceiling. In the moments my sight I adjusted, my old life and its concerns passed away, thoughts of obligations and filings, upcoming litigations discarded; birthdays and vacation days erased from the calendar.
I managed to stand this time, still facing the wall as the rectangle's luminosity dimmed and glimpses at the beyond came into focus.
"What..."
It was dark outside, darker than the room.
"The..."
Except for the thousands of trillions of white dots scattered across the expanse, like shifted flower onto a dark workspace.
"Fuck."
Purples and oranges swirled, in massive clouds billions of miles away, intermingling and nebulous.
"I'm in Goddamn Space," I said as I laid a hand against the freezing glass, the opulence beyond too detailed and beautiful to be a fabrication.
"Yes," a static voice said from behind me, "you are currently trillions of miles from Earth."
A small glass sphere embedded in the wall revealed itself with a flash of green, the size of a marble. Pale, of the sort that might be associated with terminal displays in the early 1990s. A cone of light shone out from it, into the likeness of a human form made intentionally vague, gesturing at facial features without definition, suggesting a nose with broad strokes, flat lines drew a mouth: polygonal geometry mocking human anatomy. Eyes needlessly filled with similitude and life blinked in the dark.
"God damn, you're spooky," I said and backed up the window, to rest my hands against the pain and lean back.
"I'm sorry?"
"The blinds don't match the carpet," I said pointing to its eyes. Cold from the window seemed to help with the feelings of vertigo.
"Oh," the projection said, conjuring a mirror and inspecting itself. It opened the hand holding the mirror which disappeared in a puff of data. As the pixels cleared, the eyes had taken on the same abstraction as the rest of its form. "Better?"
"It's a start. What the fuck is going on?" I groaned and put my hand in my head.
"I apologize; what I have to say will not be of much satisfaction to you for the time being. What I am authorized to say, and therefor know, is that my name is Abe and I am here to help you navigate the Aberdeen."
So many questions.
"So," I asked, "You only know what you're allowed to know?"
"That is correct, in so far that your query conforms to the contents of what files I may access of my core programming at this time."
"Now, 'navigate the Aberdeen,' that's a little ambiguous; it could mean to move the ship through space and it could be to get around inside the ship. Which is it?"
"I know that I am to help you as you make your way around. As you explore, I understand, you will unlock new files in my memory banks; they are supposed to contain information that explains how you arrived here and what you are to do. I suspect as more information is gathered, it will confirm my intuition that I am also to assist in your piloting of the Aberdeen."
"You've intuitions? Do you have inclinations and volitions as well?"
"I..." he drifted off and walked up next to me, the green projection of his form highlighting specks of dust floating throughout the room as he came next to me, starring off into the stars. "I don't know." He placed a hand on the glass and the lines suggesting his cheeks tensed, pulled up and under his eyes. He turned to me. "Can you help me determine the answer to your question?"
"Does the computer program have a soul?" I shrugged my shoulders. "Sure, why the fuck not?"
The interlocking triangles forming his lips contracted into a smile and the rectangles of his teeth flashed for a moment.
I pushed myself from the wall and steadied myself as my weight shifted out of balance. "I take it you can follow me around as I get a look?"
"Yes," he said and pointed to his sphere. "Merely take the sphere with you and I can project myself within a thirty foot radius, even through clothing."
I grabbed the sphere and found that the wetsuit had pockets.
"Abe?"
"Yes?"
"Is there a," I ran my hands across the smooth metal walls, "door?" A soft hissing and a click, then a rectangles of brilliant white against the black outlined a door to my left.
"The ship is voice activated, with few exceptions."
The sound of smooth, minimal friction wooshed from the door frame; as the door retracted, a solid shape of white filled its vacancy.
I put a hand to my eyes and walked, shakily, to the light.
"Excuse me, before we leave, can I ask something?" Abe asked.
"Uh, yeah," I said wrapping some fingers around the doorframe and trying to adjust to the burning LEDs.
"What should I call you?"
I stopped and felt my eyebrows raise and my jaw detach. "I don't know." I scratched my head. "I'm twenty-nine, a moderately successful lawyer; I do work for celebrities, but not in the industry. I live in Santa Monica. I like literature and I have issues with my family. But I don't know my name."
Abe's face flickered to life in front of me. "I'm sorry. I can simply call you sir till you remember or we access a file with that information."
"No, that's a little much; if I wanted something formal, we'd go with 'esquire.'"
A spectral hand scratched his chin. "Perhaps Daniel, after the fictional eponymous Daniel Webster, the pre-eminent lawyer who out argued the devil himself?"
"I think 'Web' is good."
"Very well. It's good to meet you, Web."
"Likewise, Abe," I said and took a step beyond the darkness of the room. Lights flickered into being in a row that stretched off into the darkness in a straight-line, hinting that I was standing in a hall. Abe's face flashed over my left shoulder and a bell noise donged from the sphere as it vibrated in my pocket like I'd just gotten a text.
"A new designation has been unlocked in my memory bank: DSG 001. Shall I relay the contents?"
"From now on, go ahead and just let me know what they say as they unlock."
"It contains one new instruction node for me and one statement of biographical interest."
I rolled my hand for Abe to continue. His eyes followed my hand, watching it is rolled and his gaze returned to mine. "I am to accompany you down the hall to companion assignment."
"'Companion' assignment?" I scratched my chest. "I'm liking the sound of that."
"I can explain more once we reach the associated workroom."
"The biographical datum?"
"You are allergic to cats and bee stings."
"Are there any cats or bees on the Aberdeen?"
His eyes glazed over with a white static, like the snow of an old CRT, then returned to their abstraction. "None."