[Features: A witch brings her boots to life, and has sex with them, after they do a dance.]
There are many types of people in this world. All sorts of bobs and bits. Wizards who turn their whole sanctuary into a holy realm, beasts who fill their gardens with pillows, kings who have harems of slightly older femboys, and many many more. So Witch Gara didn't really think that she was weird per se. Just... unique. She liked what she liked okay?! Was there anything wrong with that?!
Sure, she might've stolen the "Animate Life" spell from that golem making wizard and sure she had robbed that seemingly nice Demi-human who had called her unrefined, but really, was either of those things so wrong?!
No, no not at all. Yet still, she knew, if anyone knew her secret they would burn her at the stake. Not for any crimes, well, not for any legal crimes, but for crimes against humanity. At least as so far as they saw it, the dang rabble, them and their absolutely terrible sense of imagination. Pitiful. Like young apes before being allowed to evolve. At least all the other witches and wizards would merely think she had a few... issues in the bedroom.
Honestly, that was probably worse. The fires of regular mortals only tickled by this point. The humiliation by people that actually mattered was a far more painful affair.
Witch Gara wasn't exactly, traditionally beautiful, but she certainly had no issues in the bedroom! Just last century, she had even had a husband! Even if it was a Krodian wedding... still, it counted! And sure, she may not be traditionally attractive, with her green skin and tusks, but her body was the best sculpted masterpiece youth and health tonics could buy! Dang mortals and their aversion to "unnatural" skin colors. It wasn't easy being green. Someone had even had the gall to call her a troll once! Unforgivable, truly unforgivable.
Witch Gara took a deep breath, trying not to work herself up. The last visit to the nearest village had ended with some, less than pleasant memories. She had been nice enough to only turn half of them into frogs. And she had even turned them back! Truly, she was more kind than she should be.
She shook her head and focused. None of that now, it was time for the real show to begin! She was feeling an itch in her loins and it wasn't from some perverted fairy this time. Creepy little things. Will get into any and every hole if you let them. No, it was from looking at the source of her kink and fetish. Where something resided that would satisfy more than a few of her desires for the night. Where true beauty lay!
Her closet!
Was it a special closet? Well, no. It didn't have any enchanments that were specific or unique to it, no runes, no lingering magic cast on it, or any dwarven or gnome attachments. It was simply a closet. But ah! The true majesty of course lied within the closet!
Witch Gara started chanting, preparing her 'Animate life' spell that she had righteously taken, and she had never regretted a moment of doing so.
'Ola heha, come to life one and now, come to life, ola heha, ola heha, ola heha!'
The words were more perfunctory. Every always thought it was about the words. If only we lived in such a simple time! An advanced Dwarven construct and a magic crystal would be all you need, so simple even a child could do it! If only that reality existed... no, the words were more of a guide for the magical flows. Remembering the exact precise way to move any sort of magic around was a ball ache and even as a witch that was more instinct focused than all that stuffy learning, she still needed some kind of focus to direct those instincts, usually. Only spells she had said 2043 times were free from that restriction, because that's how many times it took to ingrain the magic into her brain, depending on spell, sometimes, maybe, possibly. Anyway, she was almost there! Only a few hundred more times and she could just snap her fingers!
The magic took hold, floating around her in a visible green spectrum, before it launched into and under the closet door. Boy, making her closet door alive had been a pain that first time. Thankfully she had gotten better over time. This was the best part after all!
The green translucent waves of magic flowed and soon, stopped, leaving the room in a sort of anxious silence. Anticipation, tension started rising. Suddenly, there was a low banging from the other side of the closet door.
'bang'
'bang'
It grew louder. Witch Gara was already reaching a hand down below her waist.