(Or: That Time I Got Reincarnated As A College Girl)
By MisterWildCard
Author's notes:
If this was a Japanese "light novel" like some of the stories that partially inspired this, the title would be "ISEKAI KARA KITA MAJO: TENSEI SHITARA JOSHI DAISEI DATTA KEN". I leave it to my readers to come to a consensus on what the abbreviated nickname should be. :)
All characters here engaged in any sort of sexual activity are at least eighteen years old. All characters here are my own creation, and not intended to reference any real persons, intentionally or otherwise.
Some background characters in this tale, along with the fictional "Ellwood College" setting first appeared in my previous story "Roger, Over and Out", but it's not necessary to have read that in order to enjoy this one.
I know I haven't published much this last year, and I do apologize for that. I'm hoping to increase my output going forward, but there was no way I was going to miss Geek Pride, so I'm glad to have this ready in time for you all to read and hopefully enjoy.
Big thanks to Blind_Justice for beta-reading this and making some very helpful suggestions. Check his stories out, they're very good!
If you enjoyed this story, I hope you'll check out the others I have posted here, and I'd love to hear any and all feedback, even on the parts you think maybe didn't work as well.
Without any further ado, let us begin our tale, which begins (but does not end) in a distant world so very different from our own, a world of magic and mystery, a world called All Stone:
***
The land was on fire.
Natashka Veltris lay on her back, staring up at the smoke-choked sky. Her right arm lay limp at her side, flesh shredded and burned down to the bone, while her good left hand spasmed weakly over her opened belly, unable to stem the tide of blood. "Tell me, Kai. Did we win?"
A ghostly face appeared in her field of vision, crafted in the image of a handsome youngster of indeterminate gender and species. Her bond-spirit. They had a sad smile, their voice echoing through her mind and soul.
"You did, Great Mistress. The Abomination of Flame is no more, and I have heard reports on the wind of his armies scattering, now that they lack his power to unite and empower them. The war is over. You won."
"We won, Kai. You and I, and 'I'm-Just-A-Sergeant-Damnit' Borkin, and Polly, and Malice, and all the others. The world won. The world will live. That's all that matters." She coughed, and felt hot coppery blood splatter across her mouth and chin.
"I am very sorry that you will not, Great Mistress. Your magics, while considerable, are not sufficient to heal your wounds."
"Stop calling me that, Kai. I'm no one's mistress -- I'm just an old woman."
Kai cocked their face to one side, still holding that same sad smile.
"Would you prefer I call you the 'Dread-Witch', as so many have done?"
"You've been my bond-spirit for many years, Kai. I'd like to think you're more than just my familiar, confidante, and assistant. I'd like to think that a spirit and a witch could be friends, at least here at the end, eh?" She glanced over at her destroyed arm. "It's one thing to cure maladies, and quite another to rebuild so much lost flesh -- and even if I had that latter skill, my reserves of power are quite spent. I'm all too aware that no one will reach us in time. My only regret is that you will perish with me, bonded as we are."
Now Kai looked skeptical.
"Your only regret? Let us be honest with each other at our mutual end, Great... I mean, Natashka. Surely, you must have others."
"Such comfort you are, Kai! Such bedside manner, it's a wonder you weren't bonded to a healer-mage. I wish I could at least numb the pain a bit, but even that kind of healing magic's never been my forte." She laughed for a moment, but it hurt too much to draw breath, and she continued the conversation only in her mind, where only her bond-spirit could hear.
"I don't want to die here, Kai. No one does, of course -- but I'm only sixty! I had many decades of vitality ahead of me, if I cared for myself well. It would be a great thing, if only I could have another life to live, to give more of what I had to offer to the world and to those I cherished, to experience all that life has to offer in return. Wouldn't... wouldn't that be nice? I'd like that very much, I would."
A sharp agony speared through her chest, and her left arm went numb. The edges of her vision grew dark.
Another face manifested before her, its eyes great and terrible, and Kai's visage backed away out of fear and respect. YOU HAVE SERVED THIS WORLD WELL, DREAD-WITCH OF LEGEND. YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH. ANOTHER LIFE, SERVING ANOTHER WORLD, AND PERHAPS THIS TIME, YOU SHALL ALLOW YOURSELF THE BOUNTY OF JOY THAT LIFE CAN BRING YOU. HEAR OUR JUDGEMENT -- AND FARE WELL UPON YOUR JOURNEY.
Gasping one last breath of pained air, Natashka Veltris spoke her last words. "The Lord of All Stone! What do you...?" But in that moment, her heart beat its last, and her words froze in her still throat. As the flames of the burning world around her slowly settled into smoldering embers, and the shining blue-white sun broke through the parting clouds, Natashka Veltris, the Dread-Witch of the Emerald Forest, greatest hero of her age... died alone in a ditch by the side of a distant road. Her world would mourn her.
***
"Wait! The machine beeped! For the love of God! Wait!"
Natashka heard the words, but didn't recognize the man's voice. She was still lying down... but now she felt a softness beneath her. A bed, a luxurious one from the feel of it. Pillows below her head. Her belly felt intact. She could feel her arms, and felt no pain there at all -- but there was something in her throat, a source of great discomfort. She opened her eyes. Immediately there were screams, followed by a loud thump as a man who'd been standing over her fainted and collapsed.
"We've got brain activity! Her eyes are open! Doctor... dios mio, come see!"
Her bed was surrounded by strangers. She could hear their words, and understood their meaning -- but they weren't words she actually knew. They were not speaking River-talk, or Migoro, or any of the other languages she'd ever heard of in her sixty years. It was something altogether different -- but somehow she understood. Where was she? What was going on? She tried to speak, but whatever was in her throat made it impossible. It took a few moments for the people around her in white uniforms to pull some strange tube from deep within her throat. That was a new round of agony, but it passed quickly. She was able to breathe normally afterwards, which seemed to mystify everyone present. The man who'd fainted had been gently carried into a nearby chair, and was slowly coming around.
Natashka looked left and right -- definitely no one here she recognized. All humans like herself, none of the other sentient species present at all. How strange. "How..." her throat was raspy, and it hurt to speak, but she tried her best. "How did I survive? I should be dead!"
Everyone stopped and stared at her. "Oh god, she's speaking gibberish," one of them said. "There's still neurological damage."
A woman stepped up to her and took hold of her face, shining a small light into her eyes. "Victoria! My name is Doctor Kanagawa! Can you understand what I'm saying? Nod your head up and down if you can understand my words!"