Dan was four hours into studying, increasingly confident that his midterm for Mathematical Modeling was going to kick his ass. He was still groggy after twelve hours of sleep. And Jimmy would not. Stop. Texting.
Head resting against the table, Dan felt the phone's vibration through his cheekbones for the third time in ten minutes. He groaned and dragged the screen in front of his face.
Shinji Shadowstep:
But my point is. It's gotta be hard to get or what's the point even. Like not just anyone can be a ninja. Just the elite, you know? Top players. Like there isn't a ranking system posted but they know, you know? I bet there's a big board the devs have posted.
Shinji Shadowstep:
No no wait it's internal, like only they can see it so it's on the dl but my point is they're all watching, you know? Keeping up on skills. And who does what quests. It's all data dude, they're seeing all of it. That's why I've gotta practice, I mean just because you cap a skill doesn't mean you can't get better, just only the devs can track it.
Shinji Shadowstep:
Dude she has no idea I'm onto her. I know everything. Bro come on I'm trying to keep you informed. Like she isn't who you think she is.
Dan considered uninstalling the messaging app for Saga. He rolled his head to look at his textbook, then back to the phone. He opened the voice channel.
"Pretty sure it's against the user agreement to creep on people."
"It's surveillance," Jimmy whispered. "Not creeping. Perfectly legit. Hey, meet me at the Crooked Kettle in 20, we need to talk in person."
Dan picked his head up and frowned at the phone. "Why are you whispering? Jesus, you're watching her right now aren't you? I'm studying. You probably should be too. Just spit it out so you can stop pinging me." How much could Jimmy actually know, Dan wondered? That Lexi was an NPC? That she was a demon? All of that would be inconvenient, but manageable. If he knew details about Dan's involvement, on the other hand ...
"Come on man, I can't talk here."
"If you want to sit in the Kettle while we talk, fine. I'm not logging in till I finish the practice exam."
For thirty seconds the line was silent. "Okay, I pulled back." Jimmy's voice had returned to normal. "Listen dude, how involved are you with this girl? Like have you gone on any quests together?"
"Did you want to tell me something or not?"
There was a long-suffering sigh. "I don't think she's even a real player."
Dan could suddenly hear his heart beating. "What do you mean?"
"Like this girl doesn't do anything. Bro, she doesn't even have a class. She's not here to play Saga, she's just some e-girl taking pics for her InstaFans page. How did you even meet her?"
Dan blinked several times at the phone. "Is that it?"
"What do you mean, 'is that it?' I'm letting you know this girl is bad news, you don't want to be hanging out with some fake gamer. How did you even meet her?"
Dan hung up. Mostly he was just relieved. Part of him couldn't believe that Jimmy was messaging him this shit, but if he was being honest it wasn't a shock. Jimmy had some hang ups that he could be overly vocal about.
Shinji Shadowstep:
Hey if you don't like it that's whatever I'm just looking after you. As a guildmate. We don't want to bring that kind of situation into the guild, e-girls can tear groups apart.
Shinji Shadowstep:
It's for your own good, dude. I'm gonna find proof okay, you'll see.
Dan stared at his phone, sighed, and sent one more text: "I'll be online in an hour, talk to you then." He'd have to deal with Jimmy's weird little crusade at some point, but it would be safe for an hour. Studying couldn't wait. If he was lucky, Jimmy would get bored and leave things alone for a while.
*****
You have unlocked a new class!
The message flashed across his screen as Dan logged in. He flicked open the menu.
Due to your contract with a being of the Far Realms, you now have access to the Warlock class! Would you like to change your class to Warlock? You will retain all current class levels and abilities and will become a level 1 Warlock. Gaining experience will advance your level in the Warlock class instead of your current class.
He waved dismissively, closing the window. Dan didn't need to read the ability preview. Warlock was technically one of the hidden classes available in Saga Online, but it was the easiest to unlock. If you believed server polls, it was more popular than some of the starting classes.
"Daniel?" Lexi was leaning out her room, watching him adjust the HUD. "Can we talk?"
She was wearing a black silk bra and a pair of thin black panties, tied at the side with little pink ribbons. Her hair falling in waves of golden sunlight that emphasized her bust. The succubus batted her eyelashes at him, waiting for a response.
Dan furrowed his eyebrows. His gaze was still drawn to her breasts, jaw-dropping even without magical encouragement, but he could still pull his eyes up to meet her own when he felt inclined. It was refreshing. He would have been more comforted if this hadn't been an obvious attempt at seduction.
"Do you find me unattractive, Daniel?" Her lip trembled slightly.
"Oh. My god."
"It's just... I worry that with the contract signed, you've lost interest in me. I couldn't bear to languish in this place, starved of affection... Surely your hatred does not run so deep?"
Dan leaned his head back and sighed. "You are literally the most attractive woman I have ever met, in this world or any other." He looked at her. The lip tremble intensified. "I'm not buying it, Lexi."
"Ugh!" She wrinkled her nose at him, walking quickly to follow him down the stairs. "You are entirely unreasonable, Daniel. I have been trapped in this prison, unable to feed for the past two days! You need to take responsibility for our contract."