The time has come for me to stop hiding. I must resume my nightly hunt for that which I crave. My name is Patricia Atkinson. I am a Vampire. A long time ago, I became one of the Undead. Yes, Vampires do exist. We live among you and no one suspects our existence. That's the way we like it. I live in a nice townhouse in the Back Bay neighborhood of the city of Boston, Massachusetts. To my neighbors, I'm a well-to-do black businesswoman who leads a nocturnal lifestyle. My husband Steve Bastille is currently away on business. To the neighbors, we're a pair of eccentrics. We're so much more than that.
Meet the heroine of this tawdry little tale. I stand five feet ten inches tall, thick and curvy, with large and firm breasts, wide hips and a ghetto booty. I'm a voluptuous gal and proud of it. I weigh exactly two hundred and forty pounds and I can lift ten times my body weight. Such is the awesome superhuman strength that comes with being one of the Undead. I relish the powers that come with being a Vampire. I can run five times faster than the top Olympic runner in the nation. I possess stamina levels which human beings can only dream of. My body heals ten times faster than that of a normal human being. Like all my kind, I stopped aging physically the moment I became a Vampire. However, I am not indestructible. Beheading, fire and sunlight along with a stake through the heart will destroy me.
I lead a very careful lifestyle. During the day, I stay home. I run a small business empire via the Internet. Mostly, I buy and sell priceless artifacts. I became a Vampire in 1791, back when I was a forty-year-old African slave in the state of Texas. The Vampire who made me was a man named Kohl the Wanderer, and he had been around since 900 A.D. for a time, we were lovers. I was his apprentice. He taught me all the things a Vampire should know. Then, we amicably parted ways. I don't know what became of him. For over a century I roamed over the United States of America. I raged against the practitioners of slavery. They were my favorite prey. I transformed many a runaway slave into a Vampire. Thus, I created a small coven for myself.
My coven was made up of a few Vampires who were loyal to me. Elisabeth Ramon is a young woman of African and Hispanic descent whom I met in New Mexico in 1804, when she was twenty years old. We were lovers became I turned her into a Vampire. She was a real beauty. Six feet tall, slender yet busty and big-bottomed, with dark bronze skin, pale gray eyes and lustrous black hair. I was in love with her. So much that I also transformed her lifelong friend, a very macho and seductive Mexican Cowboy named Juan Pacheco, just to please her. Truth be told, Pacheco was tall, ruggedly handsome and fearless. Definitely the kind of man I was fond of having around. Pacheco made a magnificent Vampire. He loved inflicting pain on the arrogant and self-assured wealthy gringos we often encountered. Our little band was fun. And I had a family at long last.
I've never had a family. I don't remember my parents names. Truth be told, I was sold into slavery before I could remember them. In those days, black men and black women were sold from master to master. We lived from plantation to plantation. When a plantation got sold, the slaves often came with it, as did the horses and cattle. Yes, those were the good old days of the enlightened United States of America. Pacheco, Elisabeth and I preyed upon the members of the elite, the wealthy ruling class of the country. The rich white men and rich white women who owned the biggest slave-operated farms. Quite often, we disguised ourselves to fool them. Pacheco played the part of a well-dressed Mexican businessman obviously from a moneyed cocoon. Elisabeth was his snotty mistress and I was her handmaiden. Thus disguised, we infiltrated their society. The fun we had destroying them was priceless.
I recalled how we once feasted on the family of this rich Texan woman named Muriel Harrington. She was the wife of Austin City Mayor Jonathan Harrington. We were cordially invited to one of their parties. It was during a stormy winter night. Elisabeth and I barricaded the doors, and Pacheco began attacking the guests. We caught them and drank their blood, but not before making them suffer. Yes, we were a particularly cruel band of blood drinkers. By day, we hid. The sun's rays were lethal to us. It could burn us to a crisp. By night, we roamed the land and nothing could stand in our way. We were stronger, faster and more lethal than anything human. Bullets could slow us down but they could not kill us. Our legend grew. When fathers and mothers put their offspring to bed, they warned them about monsters who roamed the night. They warned them about us. As you can imagine, I reveled in it.
I once read that three is not the most stable number in the world. The third party in a relationship is often made to feel unwelcome. The other woman in a relationship between husband and wife. The junior partner in a hierarchy of three. The least powerful member of a triumvirate. Yes, the number three is not a very stable numeral. What I had always feared had finally come to pass. The lovely Elisabeth Ramon had fallen in love with the handsome and charismatic Juan Pacheco. Both of them were lovers. That didn't bother me. I've slept with both Juan and Elisabeth. However, they wanted their relationship to be exclusive and didn't want me around. They felt confident enough as Vampires to take on the world without whatever help, wisdom or support I could provide. I was the Master of this coven of Vampires. Yet I was being thrown out of it. As you can imagine, I was far from the happy camper.
They left me. For centuries, I roamed the country by myself. By day, I hid as best I could. By night, I hunted. I didn't make any new Vampires. Until I met my future life mate, Steve Bastille in 1851. He was a tall, good-looking black man. A runaway slave from Louisiana desperately trying to reach the fabulous North, where slaves were free. He had gotten as far as Boston when I met him. He was working as a sailor in the Boston Harbor. Ferrying rich tourists and businessmen to their destinations. Steve Bastille was one of those tall, fine-looking chocolate-colored studs who took your breath away. He looked good enough to eat. I've never believed in love at first sight, until I met him. I decided that I had to have this fine-looking brother for myself.