Paine pulled yet another dart from his leather jerkin with a grimace, and muttered to himself. "Oh yes, it'll be easy. Recover a historical artefact, no monsterfolk fight anymore, so you've only got animals to worry about.
Bollocks
we have." It had
not
been a good day, and he balefully stared at the sandstone walls. There
had
been animals, big sodding lizards that had almost swallowed him whole, venomous snakes (thankfully avoided in time), and even a leopard that had been stalking them, curious, but thankfully not hungry. And the traps. Whoever had left this ruin behind had left
all
the traps running, some magical in nature... But most a variety of blades, darts, and spikes that had left him in a cold sweat from all the narrow escapes.
"Paine, stop your bitching, we're almost there, and hey, the big lizard
didn't
get you. Thanks to me." Paine looked back at his companion, and frowned. Loren had been right about that, and he was honestly annoyed at himself. They were both warriors, but while Paine was quick on his feet, Loren... Loren was almost as quick, and
big
to boot. She handled her claymore like it was a short sword, and while they'd been adventuring for a while together... Things were starting to fall apart between them. He was getting morose, irritable, and she... She'd made advances, and didn't take it at all well when he stammeringly refused.
As he got back up, he mentally corrected himself. She'd had a tantrum, snapping and sniping at him for not thinking of the partner he'd travelled with for so long, for not
being a man
. Still, her reckoning wasn't wrong, even if she was wrong about him not thinking about her. He did, a lot. But he'd never been comfortable sexually. With women
or
men. And it wasn't them that was the problem. It was... He didn't quite know how to explain it, but... Shaking the thoughts from his head, he nodded to Loren. "Yeah, almost there. Let's at least
hope
we don't have another pitfall again? I'm grateful the last one had already had its spikes broken."
Loren growled "Yeah, we both fell for that one, and I'm sorry. I could have been on point there." She clasped his shoulder as they walked on, and, thankfully, the journey was, indeed, over. A giant, vaulting room, with large pillars, giant cylinders of stone that must have taken
hundreds
of people to put in place (maybe), and the ornamentation... The air was a little stale here, and it was dark, but, as they strode forward... Another light could be seen, a pale blue light, coming from a pedestal, in the distance. Loren blinked. "They never said it was going to be something magical."
Paine looked up at Loren, and his gaze was as grim as the one that met his. "No. They didn't. Well... I'll pick it up. Worst comes to worst, it'll discharge on me." Loren looked at him in shock, and he quirked an eyebrow. "Hey, if it was deadly or something, they wouldn't have wanted it." She nodded, but was still hesitant. But they were here, the pay was good, and they shuttered their lanterns when they got closer. And their eyes widened.
It was a gem. A
big
gem. Engraved with men and women of all sorts, jungle monsterfolk of yore and humans alike, and something... Paine wished he could read Lizardman, although he knew enough to
recognise
the script... Still, before Loren could bring any argument, or take the iniative, he quickened his pace, and laid his hand on the gem. It pulsed, and, trying to lift the gem, he found he couldn't. Or lift his hand...
And then they were both blinded, forced to look away as the room
filled
with blue light, almost white in its intensity, and when it receded... The gem came easily into... Paine looked at the pillar, now eye height, and... And at his clothes, that now hung
very awkwardly indeed
. At his hand, now a lovely shade of dark green, his small hand, and... The impressions came at him thick and fast, and he realised... He was a goblin. And he was
she
. He turned back to Loren, and grinned. "Worst comes to worst, am I right?" Her voice was softer now, and she chuckled at the sound of it, while Loren goggled.
"What... What in Erieth's name
happened
?" Paine put the gem in her backpack, and shrugged. It was obvious what had happened, and... And it wasn't a
bad
thing. Still, she tapped her chin as she considered her next move. Because she sure as hell wasn't going to go to an alchemist to get a potion to change her back. A name... Paine didn't work... She laughed to herself as she considered it, the old world among her people, and it was fitting. Mira. An affectionate term for a mother. Partly because it fit, and well... She'd always been a worrying, clucking mother hen. Loren was pretty tall now, but... She grinned.
Let's see... Just... Let's see
...
And she pulled the leather jerkin, the tunic underneath, over her head... Huh, she was pretty strong, and still nimble, to do that so easily, and her breasts
jiggled
as they did. "Ehehehe... Still got it!" She turned around as best she could, stepping out of the leggings that had fallen around her ankles, and Loren's face... Oh, Loren's face was
priceless
. Her jaw had dropped, and she was having trouble finding the words... Mira giggled at this, even though the woman
towered
over her now, six foot four to her... She looked at Mira, then at the pillar, and tapped her chin as she counted in her head... To her three foot and some change. Less than 3 and a half, to be sure. Still, she was strong, but...
How
strong? "Loren, I've got some muscles, and... I wanna see how good they are... You mind if... I try to lift you, just a little bit off the ground?"
"You... Guh... You want to... Paine, you couldn't lift me when you were big, how could you-"
Mira held up one finger and wagged it. "Loren, I know this is a shock, but please, I want to try. And it's
Mira
... At least until we work out what the next step is, I kinda like that name, and there'll be less talk if I have a woman's name, right?" Loren got a little of her composure back, and she nodded. Mira was pleased to notice she was a little flushed, but didn't say anything.
Not yet, at least
... Stepping forward, she reached up to Loren's thighs, wrapping her arms round, and looked up. "Hands on my shoulders. If I do this, I don't want you to fall, on me
or
backwards."
"I... Sure, I'll... Did that gem have to make you so
large
? It's kinda weird." Mira grinned, feeling those strong hands on her shoulders, and she tried to lift her arms, her partner, and... "Ah! Omigod, how... How high can you... Ohgod please put me down, I might fall over if you lift me highe- Ohhh! Ohhh Erieth, how strong
are
you now... Mira?" Mira grinned as she stepped back. It had been
easy
. She could have...
Hrm
...
"I don't know for sure, but... I think I know a way to try, if you want. Just takes us looking around this room some." She stuffed the clothes she'd worn as best she could in her backpack, grateful that she'd learned, over many times in dangerous places, to repair their clothing. It wouldn't look