It was one of those odd late September days when you notice the sun is setting earlier and earlier. I was two blocks from the office. I was excited, my boss, Jane, and my wife Trixie were going to Fantasy Fest in Key West; a weekend of fun and debauchery in the sun. Off the job we were best friends; however, even Trixie did not know that I had a secret crush on my boss. I had hoped that I might get a chance to be with Jane, in a threesome or otherwise during the trip.
The streets were lined with odd little shops all selling crappy goods to crappy tourists. I was looking at a knock off superhero action toy when I heard the crash and scream behind me. I ran towards the elderly woman. She did not speak English at all, but she seemed okay. I helped her up, and then got her cart righted. She thanked me several times nodding her head before she started to wheel her cart down the sidewalk.
A youngish man walked up to me. He called to the woman first and she shouted something back to him and then turned her attention to navigating the street in front of her.
The man turned to me, his English was accented but clear, "Out of all the people on this street you were the only one to run to an old lady's aid. You have good heart, but you might need clarity," he took out of his pocket a pack of gum. The box was square with two pieces in it. It was marked in some Asian language. The thing that stunned me about the man was his two front teeth were clear, as if they were made of glass. He smiled wide giving me a pat on the back and left.
After buying two coffees I went downstairs. She was in the office as I had hoped. "Hey did you get that tooth taken care of yet? We don't want anything to ruin the trip," she smiled like she had something on her mind.
"I can't go. Jim wants to try couples counseling. And it is for the weekend that we were going to go away. I am so sorry. I will pay you back for the costume," Trixie and her had planned to go as dominatrices with me as their "slave." Of course it was all in good fun and of course, he, the man who would stick his cock in anything including a light outlet would choose that week to want to try to patch things up.