Yeah I know some of you are miffed I didn't make a play for a soapy hot elf chick. Yet your relieved I didn't try to diddle the halfling. I tell you now, if those kinda hang-ups get to you. Stop reading! I'm a healthy male mage in my prime, and as you will soon see, not prone to turning down pleasurable company of any kind. Long as it's of consenting age and of female gender were applicable.
As I regained some sense of awareness, a few sensations signaled alarm in my hazy state. I felt that I was laying on my back with something laying on top of me. The warm firm grip of something soft and throbbing around my morning wood caused me to inhale sharply as my eyes sprang open.
"Don't you dare move?" Liz mumbled as I looked down to see her head lying on my chest.
"What are you doing?" I inquire in raspy morning voice.
"Keeping a close eye on you like Val told me." She answers shifting to look up at me.
"You have to be on me to do that?"
"No, this part is me trying to stay warm cause someone didn't get any blankets."
"How cold did it get?"
"Your thinking to much. Your hot trouser beast is getting all wimpy. You felt so good there for awhile. Hot throbbing cock showing how much it liked the body heat I was sharing. Snaking it's way up between my legs, pulsing against my love canal."
"Did we... you know..?"
"Get a grip. You sprang wood less then ten minutes ago. And now it's all spongy and weird feeling." she says and rolls off of me.
The wash of brisk morning air over my bare skin is, dare I say it, nipple raising. On me as well as on her proportionally ample breasts. I shiver involuntarily kinda grabbing a hand full of Lizs tight little ass. She springs off the bed into a defensive stance out of instinct. I raise my hands in front of myself by the same reflex.
"Hey now, thought you only did tall girls." Liz remarks.
I sit up not knowing what to say to the demur amazon, who had been all but throwing herself at me for the better part of a day and was just lying naked on top of me. I just shrugged which got a snort and giggle in reply. Looking around for the few odd pieces of metal grate I noticed when bringing the bed parts up, I swing my feet to the floor. I cross the room to get them walking closely past her. I hear her sharp intake of breath as I approach then a 'huff' after I have passed her.
"Do you find me desirable?" she asks bluntly.
"You are attractive, battle marks, lewd tattoos not overly detracting of you feminine allure."
"So would you fuck me? Even thou I'm Halfling?"
"Right now? I would need a minute or to but, if you want to have sex, we can."
"But yesterday even with all the comments..."
"I didn't know you, plus you were right I hadn't seen you naked."
Her eyes flooded as the tears came. "I want to.. but I can't. Best you could hope to get from me is some vigorous thigh rubbing or a blowjob. This fucking curse has kept me a virgin." she sobbed.
"You're cursed? How? When?" I started interrogating.
"My cousin's did it to me before puberty, with a crayon of curse's, a Halfling Voodoo thing."
"Why? It seems so.. not halfling like.."
"I well got all the boys attention. Girls, regardless of race, are vile, evil, irrational bitches when they are jealous. The village elders tried to reverse it - failed. The two clerics that tried to lift it- failed. I got my hopes up once, a wizard said he could remove it. I spent eight months gatherimg up things he said he needed to do it with. Turns out he had me gathering things to brew a potion that would turn me into a six foot tall blond bimbo who's only want in life was to suck his cock."
"You didn't drink it, so what happened?'
"I pored it in the half-ork guards wine skin. The results were not even close to what the wizard intended." she said with a smirk.
"So why do all this with me?"
"Your glow makes me horny. I mean even your smell turns me on. When you got hard as I was laying on top of you, I got wet. First time ever." she admitted sheepishly. "I mean being around you makes me think weird."
"What kinda weird? Should I be afraid?" I said keeping my tone jovial.
"This is, well, I don't know if I can tell you now." she said as her face reddened.
"We can leave it at that."
"Do that fresh thing on my cloths so I can go get us food."
I weave the spell and cast it. She hurriedly dresses and bolts out of the book store like shes on fire. As I took stock of the rest of the loft, the folio, office case, and the contents there of were no longer here. Liz was right about the books having magic and I went down to add the spell books to the tables she started. Half way down the steps to grab a second load I see a cloaked figure standing in the center of the shop.
"Are you Riktys?" the figure asks.
"Yes.." I answer continuing down the steps.
"I have correspondence for you from His Majesty." the messenger squeaked.
"Oh, well, let me grab these and follow me up."
The cloaked figure flinches back as I grab up the stack of spell books. I shake my head and start up the stairs. The messenger is slow to follow. I am most of the way through standing the books along the shelf when the messenger finally makes it to the top of the stairs.
"Is there some issue with giving me this message that has you frightened."
"More the choice of your attire, sir."
"You haven't seen another man naked before?"
"I.. have never seen any man naked before." she says dropping the hood on the cloak.
"Oh.. oh?" I mutter looking down at myself. "Well people in this place can steal the shirt off your back if your not careful and I seem to be cursed when it comes to my luck."
"Is that the truth?" she asks worriedly.
"You really need better training." I say grabbing the sheet and wrapping it toga style around myself.
"These aren't my normal duties."
"I apologize." I say with a slight bow at the waist, "So the correspondence from His Majesty."
"Yes, here it is." she says handing a envoys folio.
"Thank you," I say as I accept it. "What are your normal duties?"
"Scribe."
"And how did you get roped into doing this then?"
"I'm naturally unscryable." she states.
"Handy talent to be blessed with." I say as I read through the message from the King.
Reading it through didn't take long. The agreement laid out wasn't taxing or sorted. The magic statue and instructions for it's use were included. I looked at the scribe and was astonished that she was standing there completely naked. She was visibly terrified, shaking like a leaf as tears streamed down her cheeks.
"What are you doing?" I asked gently.
"Her Majesty is leaving it to you on how to deal with me."
"I don't understand, what 'deal with you' means in this part of the world that would need you to strip naked. Is there more to this message thats not in this bag?"
Instead of an answer she holds a small folded piece of stationary out to me in a quivering hand. I take it and open it. 'Once the messenger arrives, she can never return, I leave it to you to deal with her. Cathy.' the note reads. Surely the Queen didn't intend that I kill her.
"Given your lack of attire when I first saw you, I hoped I would have a pleasing enough body for you to keep me, instead of killing me."
"Command or no I am not killing you. What kinda fucked up country is this?"
"You better not even touch her." Valkyrie yells as she careens up the stairwell three steps at a clip. "Jillian that note was for me. Her Majesty found out Vilkirk is targeting you and sent you here to hide you from him. Her Majesty signed the note that way to let me know she cares about you and want me to keep you safe, not kill you."
Jillian crumples to the floor in sobs of relief. I hand Val the note and start for the stairs. Val gives me a sideways glance as she leans down to comfort the sobbing scribe. I grab up the bag with the statue as I pass it. Once at the bottom of the stairs I remove it from the bag...
"Rather cruel of Your Majesties, which of you devised this test?" I say into the statue.
After a few minutes, "I know this is active, the instructions on it's operation might fool most people, but I am not most people. So you can talk to me or listen to the bottom of the lake."
"I see." a deep male voice says, "Valkyrie did say you were skilled in magic, it was my idea."
"Why risk the girl like that?"
"Vilkirk is a devious man, I needed to make sure."
"Well you have your proof and now it's going to cost you."
"You would try to extort money from me?" flares of anger shading his voice.
"No you will give Jillian her Certificate as an independent scribe. Blank so that what ever new name Valkyrie gets for her can be filled in. And you will insure it stays valid for as long as I am a guest in your country."
"I ... You ant me to ..." the king stammered.
"I'll give you til an hour after sunset to give me an answer. We will talk more then." I say flatly then cast silence over the statue.
Turning around I see Val and Jill at the foot of the stairs gaping wide eyed at me. I open a small cupboard and set the statue in. I walk over to the last few of the spell books pick them up and start to head back up stairs. Both women watch me in amazement but say nothing. I gesture for them to move along. They step out of the way blinking and getting this wistful look on their faces.