They call me Beautiful, soon they will call me Brilliant. They say I am a Slut, but soon they will say I am a Genius. I, Lady Millicent Mainwaring, have invented the ultimate pleasuring device, Mainwaring's Magnificent Manipulator.
Let's be honest, my Girls. As much as we adore our husbands and lovers - and May God forbid the two ever meet! - we all know those times where we need stimulation and yet cannot wait for a male to provide thus, or simply are not In The Mood for a male's irritating mannerisms.
And so, Ladies and Lords, I present Mainwaring's Manipulator! Manufactured from the finest materials with the utmost in skill and care in the crafting, Mainwaring's Manipulator is perfection given Form, the Brass Bludgeon your cunny aches for!
~ The audience gasps in astonishment as Millicent pulls the concealing curtain from the device under consideration. It's a large apparatus, the size of a fine sideboard, with a most wicked appeal to the eye. Mounted on four finely turned mahogany legs, it looks like a saddle of finest leather, attached atop a Steam Power Convertor, and featuring a large Brass member, 12 inches of precisely machined metal shaped like a man's erect cock. With a curtsey and a flourish, Millicent throws the main switch, and the Manipulator begins to perform the most intriguing motions, reciprocating in an up-and-down manner like any powerful piston, whilst simultaneously rotating about its axis rather as a drill bit, and commencing as well a loud buzzing sound.
Millicent now picks up a small, lacquered box, covered in buttons and small knobs, attached to the Manipulator with a sturdy hose or coiled cable. "Allow me to demonstrate the device, Ladies and Gentlemen. First, activate the Interruptor thusly", and so saying, Millicent presses a red button that stops the Brass dildo's motions, while the engine still purrs as it idles.
"And now..." Millicent quickly doffs her short ruffled skirt, revealing that besides the garter belt supporting the stockings adorning her long, creamy, shapely legs, Millicent was wearing no panties or undergarments, and attentive audience members may note a sweet wetness glistening on Millicent's lovely, neatly waxed pussy.
Utilizing built-in handles and stirrups made of the finest woods and metals, Millicent mounts the Manipulator almost as a man mounts a horse. But with more tingling anticipation.
Millicent's eyes close and her prettily-painted lips open into a near-perfect "O" shape as Millicent lowers herself onto the gleaming Brass business end of the Manipulator. She gasps in pleasure as the Brass dildo penetrates her cunny until she engulfs its entire length inside herself.
Her head thrown back in pleasure, Millicent says to the audience, "now, one simply releases the Interruptor...." and so doing, Millicent cries out as the Brass cock begins once again its piston-like motions, rubbing Millicent's dripping pussy with cold, untiring thrusts, its machine efficiency giving her intense pleasures. "And...now", Millicent presses another button on the control box, and the Manipulator starts to rotate the dildo as it continues to thrust up-and-down.