For K, who's reading this for the very first time.
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It'd take more than a torrential downpour to sully this grab!
I caught a glimpse of her on the way out of the city, brilliant brocade dress, emerald green, several rings an each hand, silver and agates mostly, and a mess of vibrant red hair held together by more golden pins than I have fingers and toes. Her carriage, attended to by three strapping young servants, was painted with brilliant heraldry—denoting some noble sort of such-and-such esteemed provenance, I'm sure.
I decided to gamble on following her out of town. Though I regretted missing my chance to filch something while the baggage was being loaded, I figured, what with this terrible rain starting, it wouldn't take long for that fancy carriage of hers to lose an axle to the mud.
And I was right. Quickly, the rain turned the road to slop, slowing her carriage to a crawl. That allowed me, inconspicuous little sneakthief that I am, to follow on foot from an easy distance. Lost sight of her after a while, but I wasn't worried; it's a long time before the road branches, after all. I wouldn't lose her.
But, as we went, the rain came harder, my clothing became soaked, the city grew farther away, and I began to double guess my choice. That is, I did, until I heard her banshee wail screeching even louder than the wind and rain. The sound was like birdsong to me. I clutched the front of my cloak against the wind and hastened down the road as fast as I was able.
You've got good instincts, Ort.
I thought.
Never doubt 'em, not where plunder's concerned.
As predicted, her stately conveyance had lost a wheel to the simple mud, and its honorable passenger had deigned to stick her head out into the ignoble rain, to screech protestations against her unfair fate.
She was a dense one, this noble—so concerned with screaming the ears off her servants for their temerity in allowing her carriage to mire itself in the mud, she had no attention to spare for the slip of a girl brazenly rooting through her baggage as if it were a charity bin. "A woman like I should never have to suffer such indignity," I think I heard her say, as I undid the lashings of her baggage. "The shame of it, Silas! The absolute shame!" she protested, as I tossed her many linens and finery to the mud, searching for more compact loot.
The burly man I took to be Silas offered no response but the chorus of his grunts as he threw his back against the carriage in a futile attempt to right it.
My heart pulsed my chest. Though I was confident in the oil-black of my cloak to keep me hidden from sight, I was spitting distance from the commotion of lady and laborers, close enough that the flickering pool of their lantern light touched at the toes of my boots. Potently aware of my proximity, my fingers began to shake.
But the men had no eyes for anything but their effort, and the lady had no mind to do anything but screech to the heavens, and blather on about who and whom would rue the day, when all this was over with. She was still crying out about this and that, somethings or others, when I snatched the closest, biggest hunk of jewelry available and made my departure, back into the sparse trees that clustered on the roadside.
And now, here I am: wet as a river beaver and far from home, but one
colossal
string of pearls richer for the inconvenience. I hold the necklace out in front of my body and examine it with something approaching lust. Said I plundered her belongings like a charity bin, but you won't find anything like these pearls in any poor box. I pool it in my palm and heft the weight of it. These are twice as many pearls as I've even seen in one place, let alone on one string. Search me if I know why; some new trend in court fashion I'll assume. Piteous girl that I am, I've only ever had the head for the taking of jewelry, not the wearing of it.
The only issue is how long it took; must've been nearly an hour of following her. While the thrill of the chase stormed through my blood, I'd hardly noticed the cold bite of the persistent rain. But now, excitement overcome—climax achieved, one might say—the chill in my bones makes itself angrily known. The freezing cold of a late-winter rain is more fearsome than any brigand or bandit—which I am
not
, I'll mention; to my mind it's easier, to say nothing of more satisfying, to leave the mark alive after you nick their goods. Putting aside that murder is a most wretched sin, why would I deny myself the pleasure of imagining how furious a mark will be when they discover what I've done?
I'm guessing this lady will be as furious as they come, when she discovers how much of her clothing I discarded to the mud. The thought alone builds radiant warmth in my chest and blossoms a smile across my lips.
But such warmth is fleeting. A frigid breeze stirs the bare trees along the road; my shoulders respond with a shudder. I'm sopping wet, my oilskin cloak soaked plain through—which I suppose means it's not oilskin at all, and I spent my hard-won coin on an inferior product.
I abandon hope of making it back to the city tonight. Thankfully, I know a traveler's hole not far down this road, a shallow shelter dug into a small hill. Provided the local villagers have kept up its stock of firewood, I'll be able to wait out the night in relative comfort. Then, if this rain clears before dawn, I'll make the city gates early tomorrow morning. It's a terrible thing, going to bed without supper; I'll let thoughts of the lavish meal I'll be having tomorrow—after I fence this trinket—fill my stomach.
My hurried steps slow to a cautious crawl as I approach the roadside enclosure. This time of year, in this inclement weather, I'd never expect anyone to trek out and spend the night here, but clear as day I see the flickering orange and yellow light of a fire rebounding from inside the cave.
I draw in a breath. As I wait, still more rain patters down upon my head through the poor insulation of my cloak. I'm wary of strangers, as any sane traveler should be, but between freezing to death out in the open or risking my luck with whatever country bumpkin trundled into the shelter before I arrived, the weather has made my choice for me. I stride forward with purpose, entering the cave...
...and what I find therein is the farthest thing from a bumpkin I could possibly imagine.
She's sitting with her back against the roughly hewn firewood rack. With that dark, earth-clod skin and pale blue eyes she's Vale Elf, no doubt, but I think this Vale Elf has seen no vale in a very long time. Her cotton doublet is stitched with silver and the shield resting against her luggage bears the sign of The Unicorn and Purple. Aside from the knight and her gear, the cave is empty. This isn't a place for comfort, but survival. No bed, even, just a layer of straw trampled down with the filth of however many boots have come here since last they changed it. In the middle of a tight stone circle gutters a weak fire, but weak is far more than none.
"Fine lodgings for a royal soldier," I say. I lean a hand against the wall at the mouth of the cave and kick my wet boots together, removing whatever mud I can before I enter the shelter proper. "These places are for the common folk, Sir Knight, those that can't afford the linen and finery you've accustomed yourself to."
I'm not normally inclined to be so bold—not in the presence of those with sharp swords, anyway—but sodden clothing has a way of making one crabby.
Looking up, the Vale Elf cants her head towards me, spilling her white hair, cut short to her chin, over one of her pointed ears. "Beg apology," she says. "One of my saddlebags broke a strap. As I dismounted to repair it, a peal of thunder sent my horse fleeing into the copse." Her hands, shod in fine, soft leather—lambskin, I'd guess, stained dark brown by the rain—gesture to the road and forest beyond the cave. "Had I known another had claim on this place I would have gladly spent the night out in the storm."
"What's done is done." I draw the hood of my cloak from my face and shake out the mess of my unruly red hair, using the motion to drape the pearls around my neck and beneath my shirt, hoping the low light will hide the action from her notice. "Besides which, it's a boon for me that you found this place. You've built the fire and saved me the effort."
Regarding me coolly, the elf quirks a brow. "Aye," she says.
"Aye," I reply, in mimicry of her stuffy demeanor. Legs too tired to keep me standing another moment, I heave my body down by the fire. The hard earth bruises my arse, but exhausted as I am, it's hardly a bother. Leaning back on my hands, I dig my fingers through the straw and relaxing my shoulders with a long sigh.