The weighty gaze of Isidore Fireforge, the mighty elemental wizard, Lord of the Obsidian Tower, the sage of ancient knowledge, and Azura's bond master held us with a single bushy brow arched, questioningly. His long white beard was as unmoving as the snow caps high up in the mountains.
Azura's beautiful rose-red hair hung long and neatly brushed behind her. Fluffy curtains of her soft hair draped beautifully over her ears and cheeks. Her amethyst eyes gleamed in the sunlight from the open window behind and over the wizard's shoulder.
Azura looked good with her braided hair and black overalls. She looked magnificent without her braid, more relaxed, natural, and even vulnerable, all of which just made her more attractive than normal. So attractive in fact that she was completely distracting, given the gravity of our situation.
He eyed us over the massed clutter of his study desk. Candles, papers, scrolls, books, instruments, and metal measuring tools are cluttered and crowded. Some weighty tools held stacked papers down, to keep the wind from the open light providing window behind him, from blowing stuff away. Other paper documents and books were just loose and fluttering in the breeze.
Other concerns and interests flushed away to the oblivion of irrelevance, the powerful mage-lord, demanded of us, "So, you're the reason Azura has been stealing Human-sized tools."
Azure flushed instantly and slumped recoiling from the blow some prior masters must have unleashed upon her. Still slumped downward, submissively, in that cute caught naughty puppy posture she had, Azura muttered, "Yes, bondholder, my Lord-Wizard."
I eyed her, curious.
Fireforge's eyes flicked to me and back at Azura and asked next, "And is your friend the cause of our improved culinary situation?"
Azura recoiled, her head suddenly jerked, cocking to the other side, confusion gracing her face.
I could not help it!
It was rude of me!
But I just laughed! I laughed out loud, inappropriately for the seriousness of the situation, like the idiot I am.
Everyone hated Zephyra's cooking!
The Wizard snapped his gaze from Azura to me.
Azura stomped her cute little foot and cuffed my arm, flushing a darker shade of green. Turning whatever color her pretty soft green makes when you add the red of severe blushing from embarrassment and frustration.
That just made me lean to the side and laugh more at the absurdity of it all!
The wizard's eyes snapped narrow, hard, and appraising.
Azura was drawing breath to scold me while I struggled to bring my laughter under control.
Isidore Fireforge slammed his frail-looking old hands down onto his desktop and rose from his studies. The light bending around him as his irritation reshaped the very elements of the world around him, he snapped, "Silence! Both of you!"
By then my brows were high, and I was well and truly shut the fuck up, because this man just made a light bend and wrapped a black hole effect around himself.
Fireforge sidestepped from his seat to my side of Azura's and my duo, and while trailing a finger along the edge of his table kept his eyes locked on me. Those ancient learned eyes seemed to bore into my soul.
Azura trembled slightly beside me, a tiny piteous whine escaping her throat, probably too small for the wizard to hear, but I caught it only slightly.
Rounding the corner of the table used as a desk, Fireforge's eyes left my body proper. His finger still trailed the shorter vertical run of the table, but his eyes changed from a piercing narrow focus into an open ethereal glance that encompassed more than looked at me.
It was the weirdest thing!
I remembered to snap my gaping jaw shut! No point catching flies in my big dumb open-mouth gape after all.
It was like he was rolling back the filters on a camera lens in his head. That was the best way I could describe it. It felt like he was looking and seeing in a different spectrum.
His finger dropped from the corner of the table and the mage stumbled to a halt. Isidore's eyes opened and that filter peeled back somewhere in his head, he weaved side to side, tilting his head this way and that as he swayed.
Through his snake-like undulation, it appeared to me that wizard Isidore's vision was slipping deeper into, around, and through the air on my sides. It was like some normal person might do running their hands over the rough skin of a cantaloupe melon looking for imperfections in the fruit they were considering for purchase.
His jaw agape now, Isidore absent-mindedly demanded of Azura, "Girl, you told me you bought a slave for your clan." His eyes suddenly going deep and piercing at me, he finished with his real question, "And how much did you pay for this one?"
Bound by oath to her master, looking down, Azura humbly admitted, "A whole gold piece, Lord-Wizard."
His eyes shot from me to Azura, and he asked innocuously, "Really?" Eyes snapping back to me he asked speculatively, "I'll give you ten for this one's bond."
Genuine anger shot whipcord out of Azura's little mouth before she caught it, "No! Alex is mine!"
That made me turn my head questioningly, looking down at my little green lover, and momentarily away from the wizard.
Her eyes went wide when she saw me look down at her too. Azura quickly added, dropping her gaze, "My Lord-Wizard."
The damage was already done.
The wizard looked up at me, this time a smirk cut his face. This time he asked, staring into my eyes, obviously teasing Azura, "How about a hundred gold pieces for him?"
Azura, keeping her temper in front of her Lord this time, calmly said, "Your offer to enrich your humble Goblin clan is appreciated, my Lord-Wizard. But, no. I do not wish to sell my Alexander. I freed him! He is mine!"
The wizard's eyes went narrow, blinking a few times in broadly spaced intervals while he appraised me deeply. Considering matters above and beyond me while remaining statue-still and unbreathing while thinking.
Isidore Fireforge finally spoke, his voice absent, while his mind raced, "You did not call him 'Hummie' this time, as you have previously in my presence. You called your bondsman by the familiar name, little Azura." Eyes trailing down to my neck the wizard added, "You have removed his collar, which tells me you control him in some other way. And yet, you freed him but claimed him as yours. That is something of a contradiction."
Closing his mouth and considering, the wizard's eyes on me kept me still and silent.
Fireforge continued, "I knew you had purchased a Human from the market." He looked briefly away from me and reminded Azura, "Taking the human-sized tools is acceptable, as long as they are used to improve Tower grounds. That's what they are there for."
Isidore looked back at me and then speculated, "Azura has taken you as her lover."
I do not like to kiss and tell but told anyway by glancing down at Azura, who was blushing back up at me. I immediately realized what I had done and looked back up at the Wizard. I told with a single glance.
Isidore was nodding.
Telling me, and reminding Azura, Isidore Fireforge slowly recounted, "Two seasons ago, my little Servant-Queen asked how to expand her clan numbers," he added marginally sarcastically, "In my service of course, without pestering me with bringing in the bothersome males of her species." Asking me obtusely, he fielded what seemed to him an obvious question, "And do you know what I told her was the only way?"
Realizing I was being asked a leading question, I had no idea what the answer was, I just shook my head that no I did not.
Azura groaned slightly.
The wizard smirked at her discomfort and promptly ignored her. He told me, "I said to my little Servant-Queen that the common knowledge way is to sire with a Human." Baiting me the wizard then asked, "And do you know what she told me?"
I shook my head that I did not and shrugged my shoulders questioningly, feeling dumb and used.
Azura slumped with a deep sigh, her head down and hiding behind her fallen hair.
That just amused the wizard more, as his genuinely amused and newly informed smirk grew huge. He informed me, "Little Azura, Queen of the Shadewind clan offered me the insult that, 'All Hummies stink almost as badly as the goblin males that her female clan was at war with.'"
The wizard rolled his hands between us, illustrating that we were moving the conversation along as he continued, needling deeper into Azura, telling me, "She of course apologized realizing that I as a Human wizard fell into her 'stinky Hummie' pile. I then reminded her of the common knowledge that half-elves, half-orcs, half-dragons, and half-everything come from Humans and other matings, either Human male to other females, or female Human to male others. Because Humans are a versatile base race."
The wizard eyed me.
I eyed him back, shocked to my core at the tale.
Isidore glanced down across me at Azura, drawing my eyes too. Azura's eyes were pressed shut, cheeks hidden behind fallen hair, and face embarrassment flushed a near greenish purple.