"And now, just to add the eyes of some children!"
I cackled as I dropped the peeled grapes into the bubbling concoction. As the fruit hit the top of the dark, gooey liquid, the fog machine beneath the table bubbled to life at the prompt of a hidden pedal, spewing forth thick white fog into the autumn night. A light flickered in the flashlight I'd jerry-rigged with tape to stick under the table, and I let out a keen, reaching for the children on the other side of my witch's cauldron.
The six-year-olds in front giggled and screamed in delight, before their mothers swept them off towards the next house down the street, their bags full of candy that they'd snagged from my elaborate treat set up. Full-sized bars only, of course. I gave away nothing but the best on my favorite holiday of the year.
I looked down at my phone on my lap, 6:32 PM. Trick-or-treating was about to wrap up, and soon the adults would be crawling through the streets as they headed towards their parties and concerts. I lived in a college town, so the after-trick-or-treat drinking was almost as much of a holiday as Samhain itself.
It had been another stunningly successful Halloween evening, if I could say so myself. The old, downtown house on Historic Avenue that I'd inherited from my Grandma after her passing was perfect for my spooky tendencies--all of the kids from around the city were sure to visit to see the elaborate Halloween setups that our street was famous for. This year I'd gone for the witch's hovel, complete with skulls and herbs and glass vials full of questionable liquids.
"Good show this year, Karrie!"
I looked up from my lap as I heard my neighbor, Tom, call out. I waved a hand at him. "Oh, hey, thanks, Tom. Great alien set up you've got there, you might even win the neighborhood Halloween challenge this year." Tom, an older guy about maybe ten years my senior, was dressed as a man in the middle of being abducted, complete with a little inflatable man carrying him off. His house was positively wrapped in aluminum foil and eerie "UFO" music rang out from his windows, which the older adults who were out trick-or-treating with their kids had positively eaten up. It had serious X-Files vibes, that was for sure.
"Wrapping up?" Tom asked, no longer shouting as he meandered down the walkway that led to my house. Maybe waddled was the better word--wrapped up in the inflatable costume as he was, he squeaked with every awkward step. I groaned, trying to hide my disappointment. Tom wasn't a bad guy, I just had zero interest in him, a fact that he failed to comprehend. It wasn't even his appearance, he was alright (some might even say handsome), he was just kind of weird.
I stood up, rubbing my hands together as I surveyed my home and the decorations I would spend the next week putting away. A part of me was sad, as it always was at the end of the evening. "Yeah, I think so," I said, trying not to sound as disappointed as I felt.
"No parties to go to?" Tom asked, and I sighed. There we go, the point of this conversation. He always invited me to his Halloween party, and every year I had to find some way to dodge it.
I stepped onto my front porch, moving into the shadows underneath the porch light. A part of me was self-conscious. For my Halloween treat-dispensing, I'd donned my witchiest gear, with a pointed black hat and a cute, black and orange witchy dress. I even had planted a gnarly mole on the end of my nose, which my eyes still occasionally focused on as being "not quite right" in my field of vision. The overall look was kinda cute? But also kinda ugly. The outfit had seemed fun and respectable inside my own house, but as Tom approached, I felt like he was doing his best to look right through the material.
I wrapped my arms over my chest defensively, saying, "Not this year, Tom, I've gotta get all cleaned up and ready for bed. Busy day at work tomorrow, after all." The classroom had to be stripped of all of its Halloween decorations before my students got in, so I would have to be in a bit earlier than usual. It wasn't quite a lie, but it wasn't quite a truth, either. I was going to spend the next hour and a half taking a long, luxurious bubble bath, but Tom didn't need to know that. "Maybe next year?"
"You say that every year." I was surprised by the reproach I heard in his tone--Tom had never pushed after I'd said no. In fact, he looked kind of angry, and he didn't look like he was ready to leave quite yet.
Annoyance kind of bubbled up, and I said back sharper than I should have, "And I might say it again next year, too. I never know how Halloween goes, you know that." I didn't like confrontation, but I also didn't like the idea of Tom thinking he was owed my time.
"Come on, Karrie, don't be a stick in the mud. I know you love Halloween, I mean, look at you," he gestured towards me and I froze, grossed out by the way his gesture seemed to mostly hover around my boobs and ass. I knew that the dress I'd chosen for the witch costume was a little bit form-fitting, but I'd been sitting behind a cauldron all night, I hadn't expected to be ogled in my front yard. I moved to the front of my porch, and I was about to suggest I go to bed and he return home, when I stopped.
"Do you have a cat?" I asked, and Tom turned, looking in the direction I was. I brushed past him, walking towards the small, dark form that was limping along the sidewalk in our direction. I knew as soon as I asked the question that no, he didn't. No one owned this cat. He looked rough. I didn't know if any vets were open on Halloween nights, maybe an e-vet, but I was already running through my bank account to be sure I had enough for a run if I needed to.
The poor thing didn't even fight me as I scooped him up, his body skin and bones in my arms. "Poor thing," I said, looking down at him. He didn't look like he had any open wounds or scabs, but he was skinny. "Let me get you looked at."
I thought I felt a faint purr as I brushed past a surprised Tom and opened the front door to my house. "Can't make it tonight. Can't make it ever. Goodnight, Tom."
It felt really good to shut the door in his dumb, staring face.
Inside my house was completely different from outside. All of my Halloween decorations were outside, inside it was just... cozy. I hadn't changed much after my Grandma had passed away, updated the couch and changed the carpeting, but otherwise it still just seemed like home.
"Let me get a look at you, boy," I said, taking him into the bathroom and under the fluorescent lighting of the vanity mirror.