Chapter 62: Post Tenebras Lux
I now have an editor, so you all shouldn't need to put up with my typos and poor/dyslexic editing skills anymore.
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Ethan took a deep breath and for the third time ever, silently asked Illuminar for some help. Faced with two demon-possessed men and Lady Ekthros herself while trapped inside Talven and Salma's parents' house, he was distinctly aware of the old saying about there being no atheists in foxholes. At this point, he would take any help from any source he could. His left hand still hadn't fully regrown, and even if it had, he didn't have a prayer of beating even
one
of these possessed men in a straight-up fight, let alone two supported by an archmage.
"Oh, don't look so scared." Lady Ekthros said cheerfully as she slipped off her horse and walked towards the doorway to the house, though she stopped about a dozen feet from the door, remaining just behind the two possessed men. "I'm pretty sure you'll like this offer."
"You mean the 'offer I can't refuse'?" He raised his eyebrow. "Maybe don't quote The Godfather if you're trying to put me at ease."
"Oh, don't be silly." She chuckled, then spoke in a rather good impression of Miracle Max from the Princess Bride. "I'm only
mostly
trying to reassure you; there's a big difference between
mostly
reassured and reassured." She winked.
In any other context, Ethan would've chuckled. Here, he was trying to decide if drawing his sword as a precaution would provoke the possessed men into attacking.
"And why would I believe a single thing you say?" He asked, not willing to trust her just because she had him dead to rights.
She chuckled, then spoke in a mock-serious tone. "I'm in government;
obviously
I must be a bastion of truth."
"Yeah, well, you know what they say about how to tell if a politician is lying." He retorted.
"His lips are moving." She laughed. Oddly, her laugh reminded him of Taloni's laugh in how it was so joyful and carefree. "I always preferred the 'lie clock' joke."
"Lie clock joke?"
"Yeah." She nodded. "A man gets to heaven and St. Peter invites him inside. Inside the pearly gates, he sees a bunch of clocks and asks what they are for. St. Peter tells him that they are 'lie clocks', and each one belongs to someone on Earth. Every time that person tells a lie, the clock's hands move a little. So the man asks to see the lie clocks of a few famous people, and then asks about--" She stopped. "Ethan, pick a politician who you think is a constantly lying scumbag."
"That's not hard." He replied, looking pointedly at her.
"That'll work." She chuckled. "Anyway, the man asks if he can see Lady Ekthros's lie clock, and St. Peter replies that it's in God's office because He's using it as a fan."
Ethan tried to keep a straight face.
He really did.
But despite himself, he let out a few heavy exhales that an observer could mistake for suppressed chuckling.
"Before I make my offer, I need to apologize." Lady Ekthros said.
He raised his eyebrow.
"I do." She said, and she sounded totally sincere. She was either a world-class liar -- which seemed pretty likely -- or else she was being serious. "I've been unsuccessfully trying to kill you for several months now and apparently, I'm not very good at it." She cocked her head to one side. "By the way, how did you escape that curse I had someone put on the gold cube? That should've been impossible."
"An angel came down from heaven and broke it." He replied sarcastically. That really was the truth, but he wasn't about to tell her that.
"Oh, not you too." Lady Ekthros shook her head. "Is everyone on this whole backwater world a religious nut?"
"That's funny coming from the woman who's currently being protected by two
demon-possessed
men." He pointed out.
"Demon-possessed?" She sighed and shook her head. "Apparently you are. Anyway, I thought you were just another necromancer and so took charge of the manhunt. It was a while before I realized you weren't, and I'm sorry for the attempts to kill you before I realized that." She paused. "Well, and the attempts to kill you after I found out."
"What the hell kind of apology is that?" He retorted. "And what do you mean you thought I was a necromancer? Weren't you and Lord Delmar the ones who framed me?"
"Oh, that." She winced, looking slightly embarrassed. "That was actually Hermair, the necromancer who brought you here; he framed you. He didn't even tell us about you until evening on the day after you arrived. He lied to the Narlotten soldiers, telling them that you were a necromancer, and obviously he left his role in the whole affair out; I only found that out later when I questioned Drousin. He was very tight-lipped -- probably because of Lord Delmar's stance on necromancers -- but he did tell me that Hermair brought you here via dark magic; that's how I found out Hermair was a necromancer."
Ethan wondered how much her 'lie clock' was currently spinning, but decided to humor her, if only to buy time. "So then why try to kill me if you knew I didn't do anything wrong?"
"Well, you
did
kill a lot of Narlotten soldiers and later brought two people back from the dead; the only way resurrections happen here is necromancy." She replied. "I didn't know you weren't a necromancer until you used your wing to block the kill spell I sent towards that Fey girl in Narlotten."
"And why did you try to kill Taloni?" He growled. "She was unconscious and posed no threat."
"She was aiding and abetting a necromancer, or at least I thought she was; that's the death penalty." Lady Ekthros replied. "But then you blocked the kill spell. A necromancer wouldn't sacrifice himself for someone else. Ever. It's lucky for me Lord Delmar didn't see that by the way. If you hadn't done that, you never would've woken up, despite Lord Delmar's insistence on holding a trial." She paused. "You would've been 'shot while trying to escape'--" She put that in air quotes. "--instead of spending some time in a cell while I decided what to do with you."
"And forcing Kendra and I to bond? Or sounding disappointed that Lord Delmar wouldn't order Rachel's death? What about that?"
"Well, we did think Rachel was helping a necromancer: you. It was also annoying for... another reason." She replied delicately. "But as for the bonding, I suppose I owe you an apology for that as well. I sometimes have transient vindictive moods ever since--" She stopped. "Well, I'm not always myself when they strike. Sorry about that."