Chapter 51: Lies, Damned lies, and Statistics
I now have an editor, so you all shouldn't need to put up with my typos and poor/dyslexic editing skills anymore.
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Ethan blinked his eyes, trying to keep them open as he flew through the air. He looked down and sure enough, that demon-possessed man was still chasing him, running nearly as fast as Ethan could fly. More than once, Ethan had considered trying to find some large terrain obstacles that the man would have to climb over to slow him down, but there weren't any nearby; this part of Ivernia simply didn't have them. There were rolling hills, but that was about it and they weren't enough.
*Kendra, you had some advice about not being prey; any input would be helpful.* He thought to everyone.
*Normally I would suggest leading him into an ambush, but you don't have any support nearby.* The dragon huntress replied. *Your next best option is to choose a battlefield that will benefit you more than him.*
*Any ideas about that?* He asked as he yawned. The adrenaline was wearing off slightly and he was feeling his exhaustion.
*I assume he's about like Sarah in terms of ability?* Kendra hadn't ever met her, but she had heard the stories in great detail.
*Yup.*
*Grenades?* Rachel suggested. *Or lightning from your hammer?*
*No, he could dodge the grenades too easily with his speed.* Kendra replied. *Or worse he could throw them back.*
*I don't have many of them either.* Ethan added. *And lightning is a no-go as well. It's never been an issue before because I've always been reasonably close, but I need to be somewhat close to target it to a person. If I got that close, he could throw something through my wing like Sarah did and then I'd be in real trouble. I certainly don't want to get close enough to risk it.*
There was a long pause before Kendra spoke again. *Perhaps a shallow body of water would be a good idea. The extra resistance from the water will slow him down and help nullify his speed advantage.*
Ethan breathed a sigh of relief at the brilliant suggestion. *Kendra, when was the last time I told you that I love you?*
*Just minutes ago; you said you loved all of us.*
*Well, it's true. I love you Kendra. If I make it through this--*
*When.* Alana interrupted, her tone firm. *It's not 'if' you make it through, but
when
you make it through.*
*Then
when
I make it through this, it'll be because of my brown-eyed beauty.*
*Thank you.* Kendra replied, and he could both feel the cozy, warm feeling from her through their bond and hear her sheepish pleasure at his praise. *But that idea does come with a danger; he might try to drown you.*
*So a shallow body of water then, like a pond.* Ethan mused. *I know he could drown me in less than a foot, but about three feet will be deep enough to slow his movement but shallow enough that it'll be harder for him to drown me.*
*You might want to enchant your lungs to hold more air.* His resident enchantress suggested. *That would help in case he does tackle you underwater.*
*That's a good idea, but I don't have a way to replenish my mana without you ladies around.* He replied. *I might need the mana I have to heal injuries.*
*Lung tissue isn't very dense.* Kendra said clinically. *It might not take much to increase it significantly.*
*Let me check.* Ethan did, moving his mana around a bit and setting up the enchantment but not applying it. *Yeah, not too much.* He frowned for several seconds. *I'll increase my lung capacity a little and save the rest in case I need to heal.*
*Good idea my lord.*
*Please be careful Master.*
*Yes Dominus, we can't lose you.*
*Yeah, please don't die.* Selene added, her mental tone full of false bravado with a strong undercurrent of concern. *I'd rather not have to deal with five distraught widows.*
*I'll do everything in my power to make sure you won't need to.* He replied.
*Make sure you do.* Alana chimed in. Her tone was strong and almost threatening, but also hopeful and almost pleading.
*I will.* He replied, then started looking for a small pond in which to fight a demon-possessed man.
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Knock, knock!
"I'm betting that'll be Amy." Fiona said as she bounced her adorable Conner on her lap a bit, her voice sliding into baby talk. "Isn't that Amy? Isn't it little guy?"
The baby screwed up his face and smiled widely. It almost looked like he was trying to laugh but had forgotten how. He did make a bunch of adorable happy sounds though, as babies often do.
He smiled just like Sean.
The sight simultaneously made her smile and made her heart ache. Well, ache worse. Ever since Sean had died, she had felt an almost physical ache. It wasn't normal grief though; it was more than that. She had been very close to her father when he had died and it had hurt, but not like this. When Fiona and Sean had bonded at their wedding, she had felt him become a part of her.
So when he had died...
She sighed as she looked at her beautiful boy. Her child brought a lot of happiness into her heart, but it felt like a part of her had been broken off when Sean had died, or maybe like it had been cut off? It felt like a part of her was missing, like there was a hole in her heart that wouldn't be filled.
"Hi, come in." Sarah said from the doorway after opening it to reveal Amy standing there holding a large wicker basket. The innkeeper's daughter seemed even more cheerful than normal these days, which was saying something.
"Hi." Amy said to her, then looked at the copper-haired woman. "Hi Fiona, hi Conner."
Conner made a happy-baby noise.
"Hi Amy, how are you doing?" Fiona replied.
The girl had a small but genuine smile as she replied. "Better now. I wasn't having a very good day until Sarah visited me."
Behind Amy, Sarah's smile got even wider.
"So, I'm hearing that you want to be painting the room?"
They both nodded and Sarah spoke. "You should see Amy's room Fiona; it's
amazing!
"
"Aye, I'm betting it is. So, what were you wanting to paint in here?"
"Well, I was thinking that some flowers on the wall would be really nice." Sarah replied. "And maybe a sun higher up on the wall? It would be sad to have flowers with no sun to shine on them." She looked at Fiona. "Would that be okay? I mean, it's your room."
Fiona chuckled. "Sarah, it's
our
room. But yes, I'm thinking that would be lovely."
Sarah's smile widened even further and Fiona didn't think it was because of the approval for painting.
"The sun at what time of day?" Amy asked. "I could do just a yellow sun at midday, or a sunrise, or a sunset. What do you want?"
"Could we do some combination of them?" Sarah asked after a moment.
"What do you mean?" Amy replied.
That question led to a very long and involved brainstorming session between the two artistic girls while Fiona watched with an amused smile. Before long, it was hard to tell who wanted the room painted more, Amy or Sarah. The idea slowly grew and grew over the hour that they talked. The longer they talked, the more often one of them would giggle or squeal with delight. Fiona had never heard Sarah do either before and it was a right fine thing to be hearing from her.
"So, we'll do a sunrise on the ceiling over on the spring wall." Amy summarized as she indicated the east side of the room, which happened to be Fiona's side. "Then we'll do the sun at noon in the middle of the ceiling, but there the sun will be behind the clouds so we don't have more than one sun. Then over on the west side -- the autumn side -- we'll do sunset-like clouds on the ceiling, but again with the sun hidden behind the clouds."
Sarah beamed as she indicated the east wall. "And then we'll have the morning flowers which have just started opening to welcome the sun over here on the spring side of the room." She then pointed to the south side. "On this wall, we'll have the summer flowers in full bloom." Then she indicated the west side. "And then on the autumn side, we'll have some flowers like Mirellas which close at night mixed in with the trees whose leaves are the gorgeous colors of fall."
Amy clapped her hands together excitedly. "And then on the north side of the room, we'll do a winter theme with evergreen trees and a few bare trees covered in freshly fallen snow so they look beautiful."
"Oh!" Sarah exclaimed. "Could you make it look like it's snowing?"
"Absolutely!" Amy was nearly luminescent she was so excited. "And then on the ceiling -- at some point when we can afford it -- I'll use some paint that's enchanted to absorb light so it glows for a few hours at night, and then paint the stars of the night sky on the ceiling so we can see the stars while we're falling asleep."
"This is going to be
so
wonderful!" Sarah exclaimed, then did a pirouette as she moved her arms in a graceful fashion.
Fiona smiled, then cocked her head to one side as she realized something. "So Amy, how much will this be costing? 'tis sounding wonderful, but rather elaborate and that usually is meaning expensive."
For the first time since Sarah and Amy had started brainstorming, their visitor's face was less than perfectly happy. "Oh, um..." She frowned.
"I mean, I assume it'll be taking a long time and a lot of paint." Fiona added. "Neither Sarah nor I are overflowing with coin, so..."
Amy looked at the two of them. "Uh, hmm..." She looked at the wicker basket she had brought which definitely didn't have enough paint to accomplish what they had talked about. "I've never done anything this big before so I don't know."
"And that's a lot of paint to be bringing down two floors and across the building." Fiona added, an idea occurring to her since she knew how happy this was making both Sarah and Amy. She had also been suspecting that Amy was living alone, a fact that Sarah had confirmed after meeting with her earlier.
"It's not too much if I only take what I need for that day." Amy replied after several moments, still with a thoughtful frown on her face.
"Aye, that's true." The copper-haired woman replied. "But it would be a lot less work if you were just leaving some of those painting supplies here."
"I... I could do that." Amy nodded.
"But then, it might be more convenient if you were keeping the rest of your things here too." Fiona added with a smile and pointed look. "Unless you aren't wanting to of course."
"You mean, I could move in here?" Amy's eyes went wide.