Chapter 48: Unintended Consequences
I now have an editor, so you all shouldn't need to put up with my typos and poor/dyslexic editing skills anymore.
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As it turned out, the orcs
really
liked storytelling. It quickly became apparent to Ethan that he wasn't going escape with just the information he'd come for; not a chance in hell. The oldest orc -- Hobdrizen -- started telling the story, but everyone else jumped in at various places and there were a
lot
of places to jump in since they decided to start their history at the beginning.
Literally.
They started at the formation of their clan.
*Basically, the Blue Circles broke off from another clan several generations ago over a dispute about how to handle interaction with the Ivernians.* Ethan summarized to his wives during a brief break in the orc's story while they argued over some finer detail of the split. *The Blue Circles wanted to coexist, the other clan wanted to hunt the Ivernians because they were -- and I quote -- 'stronger prey'."
*Stronger prey?* Taloni interjected.
*I think they meant 'more challenging'.* He replied. *Honestly it's a little hard to tell what they mean sometimes because they use the word 'strong' so often that it doesn't have a well-defined meaning.*
*What happened next?* Beth asked. Her tone was almost back to her normal cheery self and certainly
far
better than it had been only that morning.
*Apparently, the honorable thing to do when you can't agree with the chieftain is to either challenge him for the role of chieftain, yield to his 'stronger experience', or form your own clan if you are 'strong enough'.*
*That makes some sense.* Selene mused. *Though, it's starting to sound like they have an honor culture like the wood elves.*
*Not like the wood elves, but honor is definitely important to them.* He replied. *Though, they actually think it's dishonorable and a 'lie of not-saying' to
not
give your unmoderated opinion.*
*Oh man, what I wouldn't give to hear a wood-elven diplomat talk to an orcish diplomat.* Selene said, laughter evident in her mental tone.
Ethan chuckled at that.
"What funny?" Grobozlesh asked him.
"I just thought of something, that's all." He replied.
"What you think?" The orc pressed.
"The wood elves--" He started to say, but was cut off but every orc in the teepee hissing.
"Tree elfs have weak honor." Drazglent spat. The orc chieftain pronounced the word 'weak' like it was a vile bit of filth that he didn't want to even think about.
"Not all of them." Ethan replied. "My first wife is a wood elf and she can be biting in her honesty."
Grobozlesh nodded approvingly. "First wife have honor."
"She's damn good with a bow too." He added, always happy for a chance to brag on one of his wonderful wives.
"She strong with bow?" Grobozlesh asked.
"Very strong." He nodded.
"Tree elf have weak arm." The orc replied, obviously confused. "How strong with bow?"
"Grobozlesh is very strong with a bow." The eldest orc, Hobdrizen, said. "Perhaps your first wife could compete in a bow contest with Grobozlesh to see her strength?"
"Tree elf have weak arm." Grobozlesh shook his head. "Honor strong, arm weak. Not strong contest."
"Oh, I don't know about that." Ethan replied, thinking of what Alana had said about her travel bow and how strong it would be when completed.
*Alana.* Ethan thought to the group chat. *How would you feel about an archery contest with an orc?*
*Excellent sir.* The wood elf replied.
He grinned and then looked at Grobozlesh "Would you care to make that interesting?"
"How interest?"
"I meant: did you want to make a bet?"
"Not fair bet." Grobozlesh frowned. "My arm strong, her arm weak."
"That doesn't bother us." Ethan countered. "If my wife wins, you teach a good friend of mine how to use those round shields." He was of course thinking about Selene and how much she'd been interested in how the orcs used the round shields.
"Not strong bet." Grobozlesh repeated.
"Then you have nothing to lose." Ethan replied.
The orc grunted, then nodded. "I take nothing when win, not hurt my honor."
"Deal." Ethan nodded, then thought to everyone. *Alana, you've got yourself an archery match coming up. If you win, he'll teach Selene how they use their round shields.*
*Don't I get anything sir?* The wood elf replied with a sly edge and mock offense in her voice.
*What do you want?*
*First in bed tonight...
and
last.*
He sent his amusement to her over their bond, then thought to everyone. *Deal.*
*I'm benefitting from Alana's libido.* Selene interjected with amusement. *I can't decide if that should make me feel dirty or not.*
*Why, do you
want
to feel dirty?* Ethan quipped.
*Took the words right out of my...* Alana let that hang for a moment. *...mouth.*
*You guys are terrible.* The Brazilian woman replied, though she was also clearly amused.