This is the first part of a three part series about a guy who ends up working as a short-term butler for three elf girls. If you like elf-fucking, this is the story for you!
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Responding to the knock, Chris opened the door, and in front of his apartment stood a strange black-haired woman in a red corset and a short black skirt. She wore a checkered top hat tilted to the side on top of her head and carried a black briefcase.
"Hello there. Chris, I presume?"
"Yep, that's me."
"I heard you were unemployed," she said. "Would you like to hear about an opportunity that I know you'll enjoy?"
Normally he would have shut the door on salesmen, but he had so many questions. "Uh, wait, who told you I was unemployed?"
"Nobody in particular. I have ways of knowing. So, interested?"
"Sure, but first, what's with the outfit? What are you trying to lure me into, a brothel?"
"No. And as for the outfit, I like it. It's nice and tight. I'm a representative of an agency called Firerose Services that, to put it simply, hires people to be short term butlers and maids for various clients. Although it's a little more complicated than that, I can fill you in on the intricacies later. Interested?"
"Maybe. Come on in, I'd like to know more." She walked through the door, and he closed it behind her. His apartment was neat and orderly, something which visibly made a good impression on her.
"Mind if I have a seat?"
"Go ahead." The woman sat on his couch and set her briefcase on the floor next to her. He sat in the chair next to it, actively avoiding staring at her long, stockinged legs which she prominently displayed.
"Oh, forgive me for not telling you my name earlier. I'm Victoria. So, want to know more?"
"Sure."
"We hire you and put you on standby, then we send you to work for local clients for up to a few weeks, then you get paid. You will usually be called upon for three out of seven days per week, but you're a salaried worker, so don't worry too much about whether or not there's an actual opening available. But, we do offer bonuses for people who adapt well to the job."
"What do you mean by 'adapt well'?"
"I'll need you to sign a non-disclosure agreement before I can tell you more. I have one in my briefcase."
"Already?" He figured it was a serious job if he had to sign a document just to know more about it. "Well, bring it out." Victoria did, and placed it on the coffee table, along with a nice pen. The paper appeared to be a standard legal document, but as he skimmed over it, he noticed faint red markings built into the paper. He assumed they were watermarks, and signed his name.
"Excellent. Now I can tell you about all the magic and weird stuff."
"The what?" Then the faint red markings on the paper began to glow.
"Oh, by the way, magic is real and I'm a sorceress. That's the first thing you should know. I had to make you sign that magical contract so that you couldn't tell anyone about it. No, seriously, try and tell your neighbor about it. If you want to tell him, you won't even be able to get out the door before turning around and doing something else. Funny how magic works, isn't it? Sorry about that, by the way, it's just that we take secrecy seriously. So, what I said earlier was accurate, but we actually send you out to work for wizards and elves and all kinds of weird people who need to rent a butler but can't rely on any mundane services or risk public discovery. And there's a reason they put faith in us; before you get sent over to them, we put a little spell on you to make sure you don't trash the place or sit around and do nothing all day. So, it's a little more complicated than just being a regular butler, but the pay is really good."
Chris was skeptical, but intrigued. He snapped out of his amazed stupor to ask the important question, "What's the pay?"
"You'll be staying with your clients for the term of their service, so lifestyle expenses will be a little cheaper for you, but you'll make 90k a year before bonuses. Is that satisfactory? I'm not sure what the cost of living is in the Midwest these days."
Without hesitation, he looked into her eyes and confidently gave his answer. "Sign me up."
"That sounded enthusiastic. Shall I get out more paperwork to finalize your decision?"
"Go ahead."
After Chris had signed everything, the contracts glowed once more, sealing his employment. "Excellent. We'll mail you your supplies and your first assignment within a day or two, as well as a scroll to teleport you there. Any more questions?"
"When you said that you'd put a spell on me, uh, can you tell me a bit more about that?"
"It's a minor anti-slacking spell that makes it so you don't just sit around for the duration of your stay. It also forces you to attempt any tasks that you're told to do; but, it only makes you do housework and massages and things like that, so it's not like they can force you to be a prostitute or anything. If you wind up having sex, that's entirely your own fault."
"Sounds fair. But one last thing: why the sexy outfit?"
"Honestly, I love the way it looks, and since I don't ever show up to the office, I can get away with wearing it. It's quite fun; I like the looks I get from people."
"Alrighty then. I guess that's all I needed to know."
Victoria got up. "Very well. Take care, and the package will be here sometime soon." She left his apartment and closed the door behind her. Chris leaned back and wondered just what he got himself into.
About a half hour later, he decided to test the curse she put on him. He decided to, like her example, go and tell the neighbor about what happened. He walked outside onto the balcony, then made a left. And as he was about to reach his door, his body turned itself around and began walking the other direction. After regaining control, he tried again, and the same thing happened. Defeated, but now absolutely certain about the power of magic, he went back inside to do something else with his time.
Just under a day later, Chris got a large package in the mail. Inside was a briefcase and a bulging envelope. He opened the briefcase first; inside there was a tuxedo and a pair of dress pants, as well as a collection of cleaning supplies. Then, sitting on his couch, he opened the envelope and casually read over the letter inside, setting the rolled-up parchment within to the side for later.
Dear Chris,
Your first assignment is here, and in this package are your provided butler supplies. Don't lose them. Anyway, you will be sent to a magical land in a hidden forest, blah blah blah, look, there's three elf roommates living in a giant tree and they want you over for a few days to clean up the place. Elves are basically humans but with pointy ears, and their culture is pretty much the same as yours, so don't worry too much about adapting your etiquette, just act proper like you always would. To arrive at the job site, put on your new outfit, hold your suitcase in one hand, and pronounce the phrase on the attached teleportation scroll, then you'll be sent over. Ideally, you should do this at exactly 11:00 A.M. today, since that's the time they booked you for. And as for the return trip, it'll automatically bring you back after 72 hours.
Sincerely, Victoria.
Chris was surprisingly unfazed. Whatever he had gotten himself into, he knew it would at least pay well. And that excited him; if this job was for real, he would be making more than double what he used to, and with better hours. He packed up a few extra amenities, then followed the instructions on the scroll stapled to the back of the letter. As he pronounced the words, a purple glow surrounded him, and a flash of light momentarily obscured his vision.
When his vision cleared, two tall, beautiful, pointy eared women in white gowns and stockings stood before him, and a third sat on a leather couch behind them. He now was in a living room carved entirely out of a single piece of wood; presumably, the tree home Victoria mentioned in the letter. The polished floors and walls were lit by chandeliers hanging from the high ceiling, on which faint tree rings could be seen.
"Ignore the weird, ignore the weird," Chris repeatedly thought in his head. But on the outside, he was calm and collected. "Hello!" he said, before mentally rebuking himself for poor manners. "Good evening," would have been more appropriate.