"Well, that was easy," Mike mused as they arrived back at their quarters.
"Uh huh," Melody agreed. "Almost... too easy. I wouldn't expect all of our assignments to be that simple."
"Agreed."
As the pair embraced, happy at their first successful negotiation with a genie servant and her master, there came a knock at their door. Mike crossed the small bridge of their quarters, opening the door slowly.
"Congratulations my friends!" King Farzan said exuberantly.
"Farzan! Thank you, sir. Please, come in," Mike replied.
"Thank you. Ah, Melody, there you are," he said, greeting her with a warm hug. "Selena has been raving about you ever since she arrived back from your training yesterday!"
Giggling, Melody answered, "Well, I owe it all to her. She's an excellent teacher."
"What can we do for you?" Mike asked.
Waving his hand, Farzan replied, "Of course, of course, to business. The next genie servant is a member of the Water Tribe, and I have come to assist you in finding their location, as well as to provide you some information on that genie's master."
"Awesome! What've you got for us?" Melody said.
With a wave of his hand, Farzan conjured up a large, ethereal globe of Earth, spinning it around momentarily before zooming in on an area. He checked several locations before saying, "Ah, there she is. Your next target is here, in Los Angeles, California in the United States."
"That doesn't exactly narrow it down," Mike said. "LA is literally one of the biggest cities on the planet."
With a warm laugh, Farzan replied, "Of course, but I know specifically who the genie's master is. Meet Shane Walker, aged twenty-two and student at the University of Southern California." The globe disappeared and became a cloud showing Shane's picture, as well as some of his demographic information. "He found his genie his freshman year, four years ago, and has used her powers to become one of the most popular students at his school, being a football star and the president of his fraternity."
Flipping through Shane's information with his hands, Mike mused, "This guy's list of conquests... it's ridiculously long! Holy crap, who on campus
hasn't
he had sex with?"
"How many of those were due to his genie's intervention?" Melody asked.
"Directly? Not quite as many as you might think," Farzan answered. "Only about a quarter were ones he slept with thanks to a direct wish."
"All the girls fall for the stupid jock," Mike sighed.
"Quite true. However, of the ones that he did use a wish to have sex with, I believe this one," Farzan pulled up one girl's profile, "is of particular note."
Studying the information momentarily, Mike replied, "Farzan my friend, you are a genius..."
*****
"SHANE!!" the brothers of Zeta Beta Tau cheered.
"What up, my bros?!" Shane replied.
"Helluva party last night, man," one of the brothers said, shaking his hand.
"Please, that was nothin'. Just wait 'til ya see what I got cookin' for tonight! No spoilers, but let's just say it's gonna be a... target rich environment for all my dear brothers."
As the living room of frat boys cheered, Shane excused himself to his room upstairs, saying he had to confirm the band for that night. He smirked to himself in anticipation as he climbed the stairs, slowly walking down the hallway until he arrived at Zeta Beta Tau's Presidential Quarters. Entering his room, he locked the door behind him, calling out for Kendra.
"Babe? You here?"
"Right heeeeere!" she said, relaxing on the bed with a fashion magazine.
"Kendra, this is unacceptable! Where is your uniform?" Shane said harshly.
"My apologies, Master," she replied. With a snap of her fingers, she was instantly clad in bikini bottoms and a wet t-shirt, flaunting her DD breasts proudly. With long, bleach blonde hair and richly tanned skin, Kendra blended into the USC campus brilliantly, appearing to be a perfectly normal twenty-one year-old student. Even so, Shane rarely let her leave the frat house, only bringing her out in public for instances where he wanted to show off with her powers.
"Much better," Shane said, inspecting her form. "Now then, is everything ready for tonight's party?"
"Yep," she replied in her valley girl accent. "Band's gonna be bitchin', all the hottest girls on campus will be here, and of course, a keg of Coors is in route."
"Perfect," Shane said, running his fingers through his short, brown hair. "I wish my last class was canceled for the day so that I can fuck your brains out, babe."
"I don't know if I'd make that wish... something else might come up," a strange voice came from behind him, interrupting Kendra's granting of his wish.
Turning around on his foot, Shane found himself face-to-face with a man, perhaps a couple of years older than him, with short, blonde hair and a look of confidence in his eye. "How'd you fuckin' get in here?"
"Hello, to you too. My name's Mike."
"I don't care who the fuck you are, get outta my room!" Shane ordered.
Placing a hand on his shoulder, Kendra quietly said, "I have not yet done what you asked... do you want me to-"
"Shut up and sit down, Kendra. I'll handle this fucker," Shane interrupted, standing his imposing figure up tall and flexing his muscles in an attempt to intimidate Mike.
"Well, well, aren't you a charmer, Shane?" Mike mused with a chuckle. He already disliked this guy immensely. The way he spoke to and about women, carrying himself like the arrogant asshole he was, all of it disgusted Mike.
He's worse than Stifler,
Mike thought to himself, remembering the
American Pie
series.
Getting up in Mike's face, Shane threatened, "You've got exactly three seconds to get out of my room, or I'll turn your face inside out!"
Mike just smiled right back at him, letting the three seconds pass silently.
"Ok then, you asked for it," Shane said, drawing his fist back. Before he could lunge forward to punch Mike, however, he felt something latch solidly onto his arm, holding it in place. Looking behind him, he saw that a gorgeous redhead had her hand on his wrist. "What the fuck?! Lemmie go!" he said as he struggled.
"Release him!" Kendra commanded, stepping forward. As she approached, she was suddenly blown back onto the bed by an unseen force.
"Gladly," the redhead replied, effortlessly tossing Shane onto the bed with her.
Standing, Mike said, "Alright, now that we've got your attention, how about you actually listen to what we have to say?"
"Just who the fuck are you?!" Shane said defiantly.
"As I previously said back when you weren't interested in who I am, my name is Mike. This," he motioned to the redhead, "is Melody, my wife."
"Yeah, right," Shane snorted. "Like
you
could ever get a girl that hot to marry a loser like you!"
"Watch your mouth," Melody said firmly, causing Shane to lean back slightly in apprehension.
"Let's get down to business, Shane," Mike said. "We know all about you, and especially all about Kendra here."
Glancing back and forth between Mike and Melody rapidly, Shane smirked and replied, "What exactly do you think you know about her?"
"That she's a genie," Melody answered with a smile.
Shane's smirk instantly disappeared from his face as he realized that he was not dealing with ordinary individuals. "What do you want with her?" he asked, shifting slightly to sit between Kendra and them.
"Just to talk," Mike said. "Are you willing to hear us out completely?"
As he was about to reply with his usual profanity-laced tirade, Kendra gently placed her hand on his shoulder, saying, "I think we should at least hear what they have to say. Did you see how easily she threw us down?" He nodded affirmative. "My only conclusion can be that... Melody is a genie as well, one far more powerful than even me," she finished.
"You're right about that," Melody said.
Exasperated, Shane sighed, "Fine. What do you have to say?"
Mike and Melody explained to Shane about the laws governing genie servants, which he was aware of, as well as the existence of the Council of Four. They described the recent changes that had been made by the Council, and that the two of them had come at their request, explaining that the changes can only apply to Kendra if Shane agreed to them.
Laughing, Shane replied, "I get it... you