So... this is how humans defined "Netflix and Chill". Thomas took note of it. He was lying in the dark bedroom, the LED glow illuminating his face intently. Robert was staring at the computer, bare-chested, his arm wrapped around Thomas. Thomas didn't have much interest in the computer. He gazed at the wall, thinking quietly.
"Thomas." Thomas tensed up, then looked over. Robert was giving him a gentle smile. "The show's been over for a while now. Don't you want to watch the next episode?"
"Episode? No..."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Thomas thought a moment. "Do other human cultures participate in this... staring at a screen, thing?"
Robert chuckled. "Plenty."
"I don't understand the merit in it."
"You sound like an old man." Robert kissed Thomas's neck suddenly, before pushing the computer away, sitting atop his lover. Thomas saw he was laughing to himself.
"What's so funny?"
"You." He touched Thomas's cheek. "You look so... human. A cold blooded human. You know you never tell me," he reached under Thomas's shirt, gently caressing his smooth stomach, "what life is like out there."
Thomas blinked. "So vastly different, I don't even know where to begin."
Robert reached down, kissing Thomas's stomach slowly, before pressing his lips upward, to Thomas's chest. "Do they do... any of this where you're from?"
"...no. Only... only the specialized ones."