"Hmmm...seen it, crap, crap, ohhh unrated version..." Paige smiled when she pictured what the look on Garrett's face would be like if she brought home a soft core porn movie. "I think I should soften him up before I bring home some porn, plus this looks really crappy. Hmm..." Paige continued her search while fantasizing about finally getting some action tonight. 'I bet once I get him in bed and things get heated he'll be putty in my hands. It has to have been months since he's gotten any, he HAS to be bursting at the seams. Oh I wonder if he's seen 'Pumkinhead'. I should call and check.' Paige smiled as she pulled out Garrett's cellphone.
"Damn I know how to cook a mean can of soup." Garrett said to himself as he sat down on his couch, closing his eyes slightly. 'Whatever' he thought to himself, 'if Paige wants to fuck then I guess I don't really have any choice. She'll end up raping me if I hold out too long. I bet she fucks like a...' RING. His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of his home phone ringing. He leaned over and grabbed it off its base and checked the number. "What the.." He said aloud as he saw his cell number blinking back at him on the tiny call display screen. He pressed the talk button after it ringed again.
"How was your dinner?" Paige asked him through his cellphone.
"If you want me to help you pick out a cellphone, then all you need to do is ask."
"How sweet of you but I'm fine just sharing yours."
"Then I guess your fine sharing my bill with me."
"Aww why must you bring up money, it's just one call plus it's after 5pm."
"Whatever, are you just calling me to let me know you stole my phone or..."
"I borrowed it, no need for the attitude. I was just wondering if you've seen 'Pumpkinhead'."
"No I haven't."
"Ok then, you really need to work on your attitude..."
"Or what I'll have to sleep on the couch?"
"Oh I would never do that too you, unless you think the couch is better to fuck on than the..."
"See you when you get home Paige."
Paige made a mental note of Garrett hanging up on her as she put his hone away and grabbed the movie, some salt and vinegar chips and a 2L of Coke. Paige paid for it and left the store through the exit as Garrett's friends Rob and Greg entered the store through the opposite door, both parties caught up in their thoughts on how to handle Garrett.
"Man we should phone Garrett, it's been a while since we chilled at his house." Rob said to Greg as they entered the video store.
"Yeah we should, Casey has wanted to meet him."
"I thought he was there when you two hooked up?" Rob said as he checked out the blonde cashier while she bent over to get something,
"Well she was more than a little drunk and she wasn't quite doing much talking."
"Then I'll just give his cell a little ring and we'll..."
"Nah he won't be doing anything tonight, you know how he is. We'll just drop by one we pick up Casey."
"Hey maybe we'll meet his undead mistress."
"Dude!" Greg shouted, drawing more than a few eyes and surprising Rob. "She's just a mental patient, dressed up like a vampire whore."
"Chill dude, I'm just saying we could find out for ourselves if she's at Garrett's.
"That we could, I'm sure Garrett's too big a pussy to find out himself. Call Steph than, if we're going to have an intervention and set Garrett straight she would want to be involved."
"He's not a crack addict; he's just a horny, confused, and depressed college student."
"Yeah right, he's also obsessed with horror movies and he's very isolated. We need to set him straight and if Dracula is there than we can get two birds with one stone."
"Umm I thought he was dating a chick..."
"Whatever just call Stephanie; I'll grab a movie and meet you in the car."
"What movie you going to grab?"
"Some random comedy or horror movie. Do you have any preferences?"
"Can't go wrong with 'Scream'!"
"Sounds good to me."
"How's it going sweetie?" Rob said into his cell as he watched his favourite cashier's ass move around behind the glass of the store window.
"Rob! Haven't talked to you in a while, what's up?" Stephanie replied as she rolled away from her computer desk and the paper she was slaving away on.
"Nothing much. You?"
"What do you think, college crap. Another stupid, mindless paper to write. Unless you wanted to write it for me?"
"No way but I do have another proposition for you."
"And what's that?"
"Well Greg and I are going to pick up his girl and head over to Garrett's, hopefully to confront his 'vampire' and straighten him out."
"And you want me there to calm him down when Greg pisses him off."
"That's the idea. Plus I'm sure you're as curious about this chick as I am."
"Hell yeah I am but I think this is something Garrett should figure out for himself."
"Probably but who knows how long that will take."
"You're probably right, if you've got some chips and a decent movie to watch after the shouting's over then I'm in."
"That we do Steph; we'll be by to pick you up in 20."
"Roger that sweetie, see you then."
"Hey Babe," Greg said into his cellphone, "You know that stake you said you found in your fathers shed, could you put that in your purse."
"Umm sure."
"We're heading over to Garrett's instead of Rob's."
"Oh, ok then. See you in a few minutes I guess."
Greg smiled as he put his phone back into his pocket, "Just in case" he muttered under his breath.
"I really can't see how human's have all this technology yet travel so slowly." Paige said to herself as she bounded from roof to roof, her heels clicking loudly as she ran across one roof before becoming silent as she launched herself effortless onto the next. "I mean even with their cars, trucks and motorcycles I can still get from point A to point B quicker and my method is free!" She smiled to herself as she remembered all the humans she's outran, followed, freaked out and hunted over the years using rooftops. 'I even freaked Garrett out a few times, hell I could probably freak him out some more in the next few months.' Paige gave out a laugh as she thought of some ways that she could really mess with Garrett.
Stephanie was pacing back and forth in front of her door as she waited for Rob and Greg. 'Maybe we should just leave it for a bit, I mean it won't do anybody any good to have Garrett freak out on us. Besides, what if she IS a Vampire; I mean what do we do then? Could we even kill her if she is or do we just pretend that she's a regular girl who just likes blood and night time and out best friend. God I wish Sophia wasn't such a bitch, I mean if things had gone down any other way Garrett would be dating someone normal by now.'
"Where the hell are you two, jeez Garrett would have been her 20 minutes ago. Fuck they're probably just waiting around the corner, just to piss me off. I need some normal friends."
Garrett was awakened from his nap by the sound of a pair of heels clicking loudly somewhere nearby. 'Man I could really use something to drink, my head feels all fuzzy. Wait is she on the roof?' He looked up and concentrated on the clicking of the heels, trying to confirm their location. After a few seconds of quiet he heard them walk directly above him, the clicking sounding louder than before, as if she were stomping her feet. "Fuck Paige I'm thirsty, bring your sweet ass in here so I can get me some of that coke."
"Coming dear" He heard her shout as she hopped off the roof onto his front porch. He looked into the kitchen and saw the window open as she came walking into his, actually "their" house and made a mental note to stop talking out loud.
