What were you doing when the zombies rose and the whole world went to hell? That's a question I've heard spoken many times in the days after the Plague. Everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened, when Barack Obama got elected President of the USA, and now, we've got a new globe-shaping event which we all share. I was still in Canada at the time, and worked as a security guard at a mall in Ottawa. I was on the can, taking the dump of the century while browsing through online news with my iPhone.
If I weren't already taking a dump, I think I would have crapped my pants when CNN reported that zombies were swarming over Istanbul, Turkey. I thought it was a joke, or the plotline for a new horror movie. Well, it turns out that what we'd feared and joked about and speculated on for ages was finally coming true. Zombies were real, and they were rising from the dead and devouring the living. And these weren't the slow-witted, slow-moving undead bozos from George A. Romero's movies. Nope, these things could move fast, and it took a lot to bring them down.
Sarah your break is over, came a text from my co-worker Rashid, snapping me out of my reverie. Hastily I wiped myself, flushed, then got up and pulled my panties up, then my pants. I tucked in my uniform shirt, then exited the washroom stall. I washed my hands, and faced my reflection. A tall, plump, black-haired and bronze-skinned woman with a dour face looked back at me. Working security is one of the lousiest jobs in the universe. For a measly thirteen bucks per hour I was expected to patrol the biggest mall in the capital of Canada, and deal with twenty thousand shoppers.
The worst events always seem to take place during my shift, I swear. Wannabe thugs smoking weed in the mall parking lot? I'm on it. Fags fucking in the men's washroom? I'm the one who has to go in, because the male security guards definitely do not want to see that. I'm one of three female officers among a crew of fifteen, and I swear, the guys make us do all the lousy stuff. Perks of being a gal in a man's world. I don't mind, usually. I do need the exercise. I'm five-foot-eleven, and have always been somewhat of a hefty gal. long gone are the days when I wrestled for Saint Guillaume Academy in Ottawa South. Working as a security guard while studying at Algonquin College is a sedentary lifestyle. And I've been packing on the pounds.
As a Muslim woman, I'm a double minority, and not a day goes by that I don't get flak from some bozo who doesn't like to see women in hijabs in positions of authority. Usually they're old white guys, the type that have been around since the days when only white folks and natives lived in Ontario. Long before Somalis, Arabs, Turks, Asians and others started making this place their home. I've been trained to take down fools and I've also arrested my share of creeps. I take great delight in arresting racists who break the rules on mall property, I can tell you that much.
I returned to the security office, and found my co-workers Rashid Osman and Caleb Stanwood with their eyes riveted on the TV screen. Apparently, what I'd seen on my iPhone was true, there were zombies swarming over Istanbul, Turkey. Instantly I thought of my family. My parents, Rahim and Mona Ibrahim were vacationing in Baalbek, Lebanon. It's our family's ancestral home. My older brother Ali was in T.O. studying business at the University of Toronto. We're fucked, Rashid said, and I looked at him.
Rashid and I have known each other since high school. He's six-foot-two, broad-shouldered and strongly built, an unlikely mix of Somali and Italian. His mother, Elisabeth Donatello, is an immigrant from Messina, Italy. We were on the same wrestling team and although most of the guys didn't want me around, Rashid made me feel welcome. We were both Muslims and visible minorities to boot, on an otherwise all-white and predominantly Christian wrestling squad. Our coach, Mr. Richard Beal, was nice enough but the other guys were assholes. Rashid and I are close friends, and he's always had my back.