Valiant Valkyrie vs the Kaiju
Sometimes Size Really, Really Matters
- By Mark V Sharp
Content warning: the following work contains depictions of (extremely) public non-consensual sex, between human and non-human characters.
Author's Note: this story is a 50-shading of one I published several years ago on a different site. I edited it to use only characters of my own creation, in addition to some general revisions; but if you've read the original version don't expect major changes. There's a summary and at the very end, so feel free to skip there if you prefer. Now, on with the show.
"Valiant Valkyrie! Thank God!" the General said as the screen turned on. "A giant monster is approaching Beachport! It's shrugged off everything we've thrown at it. It destroyed half the Second Fleet. It ripped Mega-Robo's head off, and when Jock Justice tried to save the pilots, it... it squished him into paste! Please! Can... can't you do something?!"
Her face grim, Valiant Valkyrie leaned forward and flicked a switch.
The image of the General vanished from her screen, and was replaced by live news footage from a news helicopter hovering over a large suspension bridge that crossed the entrance to the city's harbor.
"We don't know where the creature came from, or what it wants!" a young blonde reporter gasped into her mike, her eyes wide with excitement and terror. Far below and behind her, shot from between the towers of the bridge, a vast rubbery-skinned grey beast strode slowly forward through the sea. It had a head like an arrow, two long double-lidded eyes glowing red, dripping claws, and a vast yet sleek body. A row of spines ran down its back, and a long tail whipped around behind it, with a barbed point. "But where-ever it is from, both the military and super-heroes alike have proven no match for it!" the reporter continued.
Behind the beast the horizon was pierced by the upended and slowly sinking silhouettes of two aircraft carriers, and several smaller craft. Quite a bit closer, the remains of a gigantic robot stuck half out of the sea... a smoking hole where it's head used to be. Upon the chest of the robot, a smear of red decorated by scraps of cape and speedo were all that remained of the once-mighty superhero Jock Justice... who had proved slightly less invulnerable than advertised.
"We're not sure if anything can stop the beast!" the reporter continued. "An evacuation has been ordered! Everyone... flee for your lives! Get out of the city while you still -- OH GOD!" Behind her, the huge monster had lunged forward and, seizing both of the uprights of the bridge, ripped them clean out amidst screeches of breaking cables. The huge arrowhead-shaped head zoomed up and roared right behind the helicopter, and the reporter screamed as the craft beneath her suddenly twisted and plunged in an emergency maneuver.
Moments later, Valiant Valkyrie flicked the switch back, and the screen went dark. Standing before it her sidekick Vestal gasped, while Valiant Valkyrie tossed her golden blonde hair and glared.
"My God, Ms. V!" Vestal said. "That thing's huge! It'll wreck the city. What are we going to do?!"
Tapping her sculpted chin carefully, for a moment the blonde demigoddess appeared lost in deep thought. Secure in her underground base, deep under the palatial mansion of her civilian alter-ego of Kaja Hammer, she stood with her long and powerful legs planted wide.
Since she was almost completely invulnerable thanks to the magic belt cinched around her waist, like most super-heroes she saw no reason not to flaunt her stunning physique in a skintight skimpy costume - the better to taunt and intimidate her foes. In her case this took the form of a bikini of blue silk, covered in a pattern of golden double-Vs, and a matching mask. Golden boots, gloves, and a circlet on her head completed her traditional ensemble. As an immortal being she looked like she was in her mid-twenties, even though she had been active in the mortal world for some decades by this point. At last, she withdrew her finger from her chin, lifted it boldly, and spoke.
"We have only one choice," the Golden Goddess said, sternly.. "Vestal... go down to the trophy vault at once and retrieve Dr. Deviant's Enlarging Ray, and the Phreak's Ultra-Dynamo!"
"That... that's genius!" Vestal gasped. "But... but will it work?!"
"Maybe... maybe not!" Kaja said, grim determination etched across her face. "But we have no choice but to try!"
A short time later the hideous Kaiju, still half immersed in the water, clumsily waded into the center of Beachport Harbor. The towering heart of downtown waited helpless right before it, across the city's docks and its namesake beaches. Screaming crowds tried to flee, while news choppers circled as close as they dared.
Suddenly a beam of light shot from the shore and hit a sleek racing boat that had streaked alone out into the center of the harbor. A buxom bikini-clad figure erupted from the sea and suddenly grew out to enormous size directly in front of the hideous monster. Standing thigh-deep in the bay, with the beast in front of her and her chosen city behind her, Valiant Valkyrie spread her legs, put her hands on her hips, and glared.