Toofy wasn't sure why she'd expected that Mia's invite would only go out to salamanders and not all of the dragonkinds, but she was sure that she didn't even know all the kinds that had turned up.
The creatures, naturally, had split up and brawled until there were a half-dozen challengers for her dragongirl when she returned.
Toofy frowned. She wasn't sure if Meerakeilian was still a dragongirl. Was she in the middle of transitioning into a dragonboy? Were the tits a temporary thing, now?
Dragonboys were just as capable of laying an egg as the girls. The sex organs were sort of... Incidental, to the point of fertility. Dragonkind used sex to either dominate, or be dominated. That was their only purpose.
Toofy was still quite frightened of Mia.
The lizard might be in love with her, or as close as dragonkind got to love, but even if the cat was willing, the new organ of Mia's was... It would hurt, just to fit it.
She knew that she would need to be on her guard around the salamander. That Mia would find it difficult to know when Toofy was coming on to her, or not.
The obsession to make an egg together wouldn't be an easy one to ignore.
Especially as Toofy was currently caught up in a confrontation with one of the would-be challengers. The thing was all annoyed that Mia hadn't been waiting, and more annoyed when the cat had said it was because she had sent them off.
The male in front of her was a guivrik. His face was framed by little blue scales that glittered in the sun, but unlike Mia his wings and arms were the same thing.
He snarled at her, mouth dripping a foaming acid everywhere, saying something boring about how she was an insult to his existence, and he was going to kill Mia, and then Toofy would be his appetiser.
The cat blinked her golden eyes slowly, got bored, and pounced.
The guivrik threw her onto her back with a roar of burning spittle. He lifted a hand to strike her, and Toofy growled around the ear she currently held in her teeth.
He hesitated, and she slipped free from his grasp, ducking backwards and onto her feet. She spoke around the thing she had stolen, "Attack Toofy, she swallows."
He sneered at her, "Cat want dead. I grant."
"Toofy not eat your ear, idiot." She snarled, eyes sparkling, "Toofy devour it. Just like Toofy is Mia's Devourer. Is snakeboy stupid enough?"
The creature hesitated, staring at her, "Summoner. You devoured summoner?"
"Mmm. Her tail. Cooked with peppercorns." Toofy smiled happily and frowned, "Mmm... Ten years ago? Something like that. Toofy didn't much like. Very chewy, all muscles, no fat. Much prefer fish."
He stared at her.
She tilted her head a little, threatening to swallow the pointed ear.
He took a step backwards from her, with a small puff of white smoke.
Toofy spat the ear onto the ground, and rolled her shoulders, looking around at the crowd. The catgirl smiled, "Toofy really doesn't mind if you fight each other. But threaten Toofy, or her toys, again, and she will hurt all of you. She is not in a good mood."
"Just a neko." Spat one of the others, a blue salamander, and stepped towards her.
She rolled her eyes and flicked a fireball from her hand and into his face. "He should really think before he attacks the granddaughter of a nekan bucktooth. Little blues are easy to hurt."
The man screamed, clutching the burns on his face. Not nearly as brave as the guivrik that hadn't even reacted to the pain of having an ear torn off his head.
She sat down cross-legged, instinctively holding her stomach as she did. Toofy looked around at them all with her glittering eyes, and then over to the other army, and the two elves screaming at each other.
She giggled.
Astadia was cuter than she thought she'd be. So desperate to protect her family, and willing to do anything at all to keep them safe.
Orli was also adorable. Still holding onto Trician's hand tightly, even though the human was practically shitting themselves, being so close to a highly skilled necromancer.
The cat briefly wondered if the princess knew just how much of a shine the human had taken to her. Probably not.
Toofy looked back to the dragons, some of which had taken her hint and had also sat down. Showing patience, one of a soldier's best skills. Those who didn't, had just failed her first test of them.
She played with her golden bell idly, noting which dragons caught the motion. The ones that saw any treasure and just wanted to own it. Not necessarily a bad trait, but one that was easy to manipulate.
It was true that Toofy would need the most powerful army ever assembled if she was to take on the emperor.
However, if she was going to attack the palace, then what she needed was so much more than just someone who could fight. She needed those who could play politics whilst the world around them burned.
Know when to save the frightened minister waving around a sword, or when to end their pathetic existence.
Mistakes would be made. That was inevitable.
Toofy was determined to do whatever it took to make the palace hers. She didn't know if she was remotely ready for it, but soon she would have her cheating Sai back by her side.
She swallowed nervously as she realised she needed to tell him about the kittens. Even though he had cheated on her with a fucking fox, he deserved to know.
After she had slapped him.
A lot.
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Efina stepped out of a shadow, returning to the world of solidity with a quiet sucking sound as the darkness tried to cling onto her.
The priestess viewed her empty private room, noting that the nearby desk had been disturbed differently than the rest. The floor by the legs was scraped, repeatedly.
Someone had used it for sex.
The smell was also another clue, but Efina wasn't sure what to make of it. One of the participants was probably an elf, but she she had no idea what the other was. Too subtle a smell for her.
That was one of the things she had always been jealous of Twenty Four for. The catgirl could walk in anywhere, take a single whiff, and tell you a full day's history of the place.
She was fairly certain both were female. Men didn't smell as musty.
Efina reached behind the desk, wondering how close to discovery the latch had come whilst a couple of her temple girls had made use of her absence to enjoy themselves.