THE WEEK OF THE COMET
or How I Became Teratosexual
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Chapter II
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I fucking love nudism!
Yeaaah, that's what I said. But this one was actually the echo.
Which was not a surprise, I mean I was near a mountain, but it made me notice something...
I looked around. Listened around.
Still no chainsaws, all right. But... There was no noise
at all
.
There weren't any birds. For example.
It felt very, very much empty around this temple.
Ok, there was an intermittent breeze in the leaves. I was just paranoid.
Anyway, I still hadn't heard the timer lock beep and I had a couple more loads to evacuate.
I looked for maybe a bed of moss I could lie on to jerk off again. Actually I started jerking off looking for it.
My cock and my hand were making this slick sound--fresh precum already pushing out the remnants of my previous load.
It was the only sound.
So when I heard the twig snapping somewhere out there I almost got startled.
It's probably a vole or something, what's wrong with you?
I found my patch of moss but it wasn't the same. I masturbated, staring at the sky above the roof of trees and I was trying hard not to look around me.
Look at what exactly, since it's so empty?
I cupped my balls, kneaded them, and with my other hand I pointed my cock upward, telling myself I could try and break my personal height record.
Yeah, I did that, until I broke down. "WHY IS IT SO QUIET HERE?" I shouted.
I stood up and this time scanned my whole surroundings without any self-restraint.
Where the hell am I?
it's like I'm in Chernobyl, there's literally nothing going on, no noise, no chirping, no creeping, no animals, nothing. And and...and... holy fuck there's no flowers anywhere?
Another twig snapped in the distance.
Paradoxically I didn't lose my boner from the sudden tensening, quite the opposite, my cock twitched and sent a glob of pre into the air. And after that you can bet I was hard and stayed hard.
I was hard when I saw it. This strange ball. Ten feet away from me. And the hair rose on my head, higher than my dick.
My first thought was that it was a jellyfish, but that didn't make sense.
It was about twice as big as a basketball. Slightly oval in shape but the side resting on the ground was flat. Nothing else. No legs, no face, no antennas, nothing. A squishy, dark pink but transparent creature that I at once knew I wouldn't find in any biology book.
But I didn't think 'alien' either. Intelligent, but not like it had come here in a flying saucer. It lived here. I didn't know how to classify it. Not human, not alien, but I wouldn't call it an animal. So what does that leave us?
Scary.
It scared me shitless. For the reasons listed above. I was face to face with a cryptid and I happened to be naked, I was vulnerable, alone, and I didn't know if it was carnivorous, venomous, if it would pounce at my face, or spit acid, or call for its momma who was two thousand pounds of pure wrath with fangs the size of my dick.
But now, you ever heard this story of the lady who took a stray bullet in the leg at a diner and her first reaction was she asked for the check? Or the guy who almost got hit by a truck and checked his phone real quick
before
considering he had just cheated death by an inch? I got the same kind of split-second irrational behavior: I stepped closer.
Slowly. My breathing shallow.
I should have run away screaming.
But I wanted to see this thing.
I even talked to it.
"Hey there."
And at this moment, the silence, the absence of any sort of life around really, really fell upon me. The fauna had bailed out because of this sentient ball of jelly.
It was wobbling in the grass, grazing about--with its back to me, as absurd as it sounds--and despite not responding to me I understood it was well aware of my presence. It's hard to explain. This creature, with no eyes, no ears, and mute, could make itself clear like if your cat could nod.
I should stop comparing it to an animal.
But then as I was standing closer I saw another kind of jelly next to it. And it took me a few seconds but eventually I realized that...it was my own semen. The load I had ejaculated five minutes ago.
"Are you...?"
The mood changed suddenly.
"...eating it?"
It was.
I supply a decent amount of cum for a futa--a dozen ounces, more or less--and these always form a sizable puddle wherever they land. Our kind's never discreet, to put it bluntly.
So there was no mistake. The slime creature was following one streak of my cum, leaving nothing behind, and once it was done, it went to another one, moving God knows how. Crawling? Kinda? Or like I imagine how hovercrafts work?
I squatted and watched. I even leaned closer, without as much as a glance back from the creature. Again, I was adamant it allowed me to.
And what I saw stunned me. I couldn't distinguish any organ, outside and inside, no brain, no muscles, no variation of any kind in this homogeneous round body. Except--and from stunned I became bedazzled--under the inch of what I guessed was its skin, or a shell, its entire core was studded with...how could I describe it? Have you ever seen gold leaf? for gilding?
There were tiny flakes trapped in its body, like gold ore in pink crystal, and each one had its own shape, far from natural, an old alphabet some would have said. It was beautiful, hypnotic. The sight of this slime should have been as unpleasant as bugs or worms, but it was not. It was like looking at Jell-O. I wouldn't go as far as saying 'appetizing' but it looked nice, soft... And this gold. This gold deep within... it was...like... like...
But also: EWWW is that...my cum I can see? like, getting
absorbed
inside? EEEWWW! It looked so gross! Like it had no organs, no digestive tract, like a cell, sucking my jizz in. It was gross and it was...kinda hot? gotta admit.
I've seen lots of people swallowing my cum but none that were see-through.
"You needed the protein?"
I could see the semen slowly travelling through the solid substance, between the golden stars, and disintegrating as (I guess) the creature was assimilating the nutrients.
"Did you do the same to the birds?"
The slime slurped down my load to the last drop and let me watch. It wasn't ignoring me, it was just not considering me as a threat, which is different.
Me, I was too fascinated to act on my fear. It's weird. I mean, when I see a spider I can't even stay near it, and I sure as shit don't stoop and wonder at the details of its body. But there, the sense of danger was... Or rather, it was like it was too late. I was in it, and I had to see it through.
Done with its meal, I understood it wasn't really
done
, as it now turned toward me. At least I knew it was facing me, part from instinct, part from the fact that it started moving closer.
My stomach went like