I was walking away from the three way brawl between socialists, democrats and republicans taking place in Victory Plaza and along the waterfront district when I stumbled on the girl. Thick pylons rose from the red washed waters of New York Harbor, each one topped with something between a searchlight and a black rectangle about five meters -- oh, sorry, fifteen feet wide. You might have imagined that being nearly wiped from the face of this holy Earth might have made us yanks reconsider our Imperial system. But I was an odd duck myself. Pa had raised me, from the day I could count past two, to use metric.
It had only gotten me almost killed once on my job -- calling out meters instead of feet had left a longshoreman operating a Ford Spider rushing towards me faster than I expected.
I slid my hands into my pockets and breathed in the acrid stinks of the harbor. Coal burning ships mixed with the newer ones that used Telsa's MPUs, while effluvia from the still damaged parts of the sewage system mixed with the acid runoff of burning red weed. My father had a naturalist chum -- a girl by the name of Laurie, a nice looking bird if I did say so myself, not that pa ever let me wink at her or do anything more. He always adjusted his tie and would say, in that stuff way of his:
Equality of the sexes is the cornerstone of the socialist movement, and the basis of a post-War world, Gipp.
"I know that," I muttered to his almost visible mental image -- I swear, I could see him and hear him as clearly as if he had been on a three-vee. "I just want to not stay a virgin into my twenties." I kicked a piece of rock into the harbor. It
splashed
past floating, blackened husks of red weed.
It was that sound -- the splash and the dissolute mutters of a nineteen year old day laborer -- that changed my life.
A faint
click
came from behind me, from an alleyway between two warehouses, and a gruff voice that drawled thick with the accent of the far South: "Did ya hear that, Torg?"
Torg, it seemed, had. And he decided to answer his nervousness in a uniquely yank way: By drawing a pistol and opening fire. I didn't see the pistol, nor did I see the hand that aimed it. The alleyway was too dark. But I still flung myself to the ground and behind a trash can with the trained instincts of a survivor -- I had survived the Exodus, the Panic of 1901, and the Riots of 1914, I could survive this mugging gone wrong. Bullets wined and
pinged
off the trash can, which had been constructed out of sturdy refurbished steel. Paper crinkled as my head mashed against propaganda posters slapped up by the Republicans -- a water washed, glowering Teddy Roosevelt looked down at me, like he expected me to do something about it.
Torg and his compatriot -- a large, broad shouldered man with a handlebar mustache -- emerged. They wore the same crude mix of clothes I did. Heavy leather gloves for working, rubberized shirts for fire work. But they had also attached some armor plates to the vital regions of their bodies, and carried weapons. Torg had a blustering, heavy bore pistol made for stopping squids, while his compatriot had a short heat cutter, which he had set to full. The crackling beam of burning air left a white smear on my face.
I scrambled for a weapon, anything as they sought to flank me out.
I found a rock.
"Stand back!" I shouted, springing to my feet. "I have a grenade!"
"It's a limey!" Torg gasped at me.
"That's right, I'm from Scotland Yard," I said, trying to sound as posh as my father managed. "We know everything, if you throw up your hands now, we may take you alive."
Torg dropped his pistol. His friend, clearly the brains of the operation, snarled: "There ain't no Scotland no more!"
Inaccurate. Buried under red weed and choked by the bones of her former citizens did not make the mountains and highlands of Scotland vanish. Doubly inaccurate, actually, as Scotland Yard hadn't actually been
in
Scotland. I corrected his lack of brains by braining him with the rock, or at least, trying too. It struck his heat cutter, producing a spray of molten rock. But by then, I was diving for the pistol. Torg caught me in the gut, the pistol went flying, and I was dished. The two men stood over me, Torg sweating and panting, the brains of the operation glaring at me.
"He don't look Prussian, Terry," Torg said. And now I had a name for the brains.
Terry shot him a look full of loathing. "Shut. Up. Torg. Shut your damnfool mouth, shut it or so help me, by the Lord's name himself-"
A loud
clunk
sounded from the warehouse they had been standing beside. A figure went sprinting off, barely visible to me thanks to the two lugs between me and them. As they ran off, Terry howled in rage at Torg. "Torg! Shoot her! Shoot the red bitch!"
Torg swung around, but while they had stomped on my wrist and left my hand a mass of pain, I still had my legs. Long, ungainly things. But they worked. I kicked Torg in the thigh. He staggered and his gun went off and quite suddenly, Terry was missing the top half of his head. He staggered backwards, then plunged into the waters. As he vanished away, Torg started to scream -- and scream and scream. He dropped the pistol then ran away as fast as his legs could carry him. The god I was fairly sure did not exist had a rather cruel sense of humor, as the pistol -- still smoking and heavy with large bore bullets -- smashed right into my forehead.
When I awoke, it was to a pair of brilliant blue eyes set in a crimson face. Raven black hair framed those cheeks, while coppery lips were set below a pert, perfectly formed nose. Those eyes were filled with concern -- and a deep, alien knowing. Looking into those eyes was like looking into the oceans as they were before the Great War, before they had become choked with bodies and the red weed. They had no iris, you see. They were blue, all the way through. Her lips formed words -- soft and musical.
"Are...you okay, George?"
"How...do you know my name?" I whispered. I realized that she had been holding my hand with both of hers. She had a single glove -- her other hand was bare. Her skin felt oddly cool, and her fingertips were smooth.
"I know many things," she said. Then, looking up, her brow furrowed. "They're coming -- the others." She looked down at me. "George Philips Wells, remain here. It is not safe to help one such as me." She then started to run away. I immediately started to sit up. The rest of her was as shockingly beautiful as her face. Her form was curvy and slender, and in the mode of her people, she wore only what she saw as required. In New York, during a muggy January day, that was a cloak, a breast band, and a thong, all of which clung to her coppery flesh like a second skin. Save for the cloak, of course, which billowed out behind her as she scampered off. I scrambled to my feet, my head still pounding.
"Wait!" I said, then scrambled down, grabbing the dropped revolver. I checked the chamber, then thrust it into my pocket. If I had been taught anything in my childhood, beyond what my genteel father had tried to communicate, it was that it was better to be armed than not. I ran after the woman. She came around the corner just as a police wagon rang up. The engine puttered and sparked, while the police were clad in cut down versions of military exoskeletons, each one hissing with steam. They carried shock prods and under the glass-plated helmets, their faces were mean. I skidded up behind the woman, who was lifting her hands into the air.
"Well, well, well..." the leader of the flatfoots, looking as tough and scarred as a Great War veteran -- and just as mean as most of them. "A soomie trollop and her johnny..." he smirked.
"I am not a prostitute!" the woman said, sounding angry, and proving she had remarkable little experience with New York cops. The men in their exoskeletons started to fan around us. The hum and buzz of their backpack power supplies filled the air with as much menace as their glares. I gulped and then tried to defuse the situation slightly.
"I know, gents, that you don't mind some honest work, if you get your cut..."
"A limey johnny!" the officer who had been talking laughed. "Looks like we got our duo."
"What?" I asked.
"Oh yeah. Someone called in -- a limey shot a man dead, with a soomie accomplice, right here, no more than five minutes ago," he said, scowling. As the little scrum between Torg and Terry had happened less than a minute ago (maybe more, if that wallop to my head had left me cold longer than I had thought), I felt a strange