The vampire rubbed my cock. It pushed painfully against the zipper of my jeans as she cupped my erection. My tongue was in her mouth, and when I nicked it on her fang, she moaned, sucking on my blood.
"Can I bite you?" she asked.
"Maybe," I said, grinding my dick into her hand.
"I suppose you want a favor?" Her hand was at my button.
"I might."
She pulled away from me scowling. "If you're going to be cute, the deal's off."
"What is the deal? I know I'm going to need to take it easy tomorrow, eat some steak, but what do I get for it?"
While she stood there thinking I took her free hand, the one that wasn't halfway stuffed into my jeans, and put it in my mouth. I pretended it was her pussy, tonguing her fingertip like a clit, licking her fingers like labia.
"I like eating pussy," I helpfully told her.
"That's it, you eat my pussy, then I get a snack."
"No, that's just something I'm offering. Either a blowjob or some sex would repay me amply."
"How about I just overpower you and take your blood?"
I laughed. "Because it tastes better if I'm horny. I've played this game before, you take me home, we fuck, you drink, I fall asleep, I wake up sometime next afternoon and leave. Sometimes you make me a big juicy steak if you're up."
"Vampires sleep during the day," she said.
"Not all of you. Most of you do."
"How often do you do this?" she asked.
I shrugged my shoulders. "Enough to take a few years off my life."
"And no one wanted to keep you?"
My dick had been steadily going limp during our conversation, and at this point it had completely flatlined in her hand. "I've had a few girlfriends, but nothing long term. C'mon, let's go, it'll be fun. I like eating pussy, I'm good at it."
She shook her head. I just grinned at her, waiting for her to give into her growling stomach.
"Okay, we'll take my car."
It was black (of course). She lived in a little Victorian house with deep shutters (of course) with an oddly artful lawn of weeds.
"Your garden is lovely," I said.
"Thank you. I've got a little swamp in the back full of sundews and pitcher plants." She opened the door and held it for me. "You know a lot about vampires."
"Yes, well...I have my tastes," I said by way of defense.
Taking my hand, she ran up the stairs with me in tow. She threw open her door and pushed me onto her bed. Her panties were off in a flash and my dick was cheering. She leapt upon the bed. Stretching out my arms, I greeted her crouching thighs.
"Beautiful," I whispered before burying my mouth in her cunt. I knew it was the flattery that got vampires off.
She had a sweetish coppery taste behind the salt that I lapped from her lips. I ran my tongue over her folds until she squirmed. I pressed my mouth over her clit letting it slip past my teeth. Her legs twitched.
I rocked her hips back and forth over my mouth. Thrusting my tongue inside her, she hissed. She moved faster, rubbing her clit on my front teeth. With the pad of my finger I rubbed her wrinkled asshole.
A long quaver escaped her throat before her pussy clenched and she came in my mouth. I moaned into her quivering cunt. I moved my lips like I was saying, "Your cum tastes so good," and she was at it again, fucking my face, wanting to feel that again.
With my fingertip pulsing on her ass and my teeth working her clit I made her orgasm twice more, until she fell over panting.
I sat up and smiled at her. "You can just lay there. I'll give you my neck after I come."
"Okay."
We wiggled out of our clothes. I bent my lips to her pale heavy breasts and bit her nipples. I loved the feel of her cool flesh hardening in my mouth.
I shed my pants and she gawked at my hairy leg.
"You are the furriest man I've ever seen," she said.
