Dmitri waved at us as he got into his car. We waved back. Then Elizabeth turned to me.
"Interesting fellow," she said. "I like him."
I laughed. "You can say it. He's weird. He would be weird even without that whole lycanthropy thing. He's Russian and a musician and he likes playing music that died out a good three hundred years before he was born. He's a weirdo."
"But he's
your
weirdo," she said, smiling at me.
"Well, he is that. He's very loyal and a true friend. Plus, he's always entertaining, even if he can be a pain in the ass sometimes."
Elizabeth leaned over and kissed my cheek.
I smiled. "What was that for?"
"For being
my
weirdo," she said.
Elizabeth held my hand while we drove back to my apartment. I pulled up next to her car. She looked at me with very soft eyes.
"I had a good time tonight," she said.
I smiled. "Me too."
She sighed. "I wish I could stay with you. But I'm pretty sure my sister would stick me with applying eye medication to any cats that come in."
"That sounds awful! I'll bet they aren't even grateful, are they?"
"No. They're mean. They yowl and spit and claw... and that's just the owners! You should see how the kitties act!"
We laughed together, and then she said, "So, do you have any plans for tomorrow night?"
"Well, I was going to get together with my girlfriend..."
"Oh, well if you already have plans, Mr. Shy... Mr. Sho... Mr. Shutski..." she said, stumbling over my name.
"You can call me Stosh," I said patiently. "And no, I don't have any plans."
"Well, would you like to come over to my house?"
I smiled and put my hand on her cheek. I kissed her softly, and said, "I would love that."
Elizabeth grinned and kissed me deeply. "Cool. I'll call you after I get home from work."
I stepped from the car and watched her drive away, that lonely feeling coming back again. As I turned to walk into the building, David stepped out of the shadows.
"Stosh, I have a problem."
David has always been someone who handles stress well. No matter what happens, he remains calm, cool and collected. But tonight, he looked rattled. His suit was rumpled, his hands were dirty, and his shoes were muddy. He didn't look like himself at all.
I found David's appearance disturbing. As I ushered him into the living room, I grabbed a bag of blood from the refrigerator and began to warm it for him.
"What happened?"
"It's Marcus, my latest protΓ©gΓ©. Well, Marcus and that jackass Brother Humble, you know the money-hungry evangelist."
"Yes, I know who you mean. You said you were here because Marcus' mother fell for his scam," I said
"His mother and his grandmother. Marcus wants to get revenge. We tracked Brother Humble to an event here in town with local ministers, and Marcus decided that it was the perfect time to strike."
"Oh shit," I said.
David laughed a little nervously, and said, "Yeah. In front of the media and his hangers-on."
"What happened?"
"Well, I haven't lived for over 300 years to have a huge shit storm blow up on my watch. So, I told him no," he said
"And how was that received?"
David laughed again. "Not very well. He shot me. ME! His lover and his sire. And more than that, I'm a god damned vampire. But he decided that I should die if I wanted to stop him."
"Are you okay?" I asked.
David gave me a weak smile, stood up, and slipped off his jacket. His right shoulder was caked in blood and his shirt was covered in powder burns and a couple of bullet holes.
"He must have been right next to you when he pulled the trigger," I said, stating the obvious.
"We wrestled for the gun. The stupid slut thought that a bullet could kill me. The minute he pulled the trigger and I didn't die he knew he fucked up. He took off running for the trees."
"And that's what happened to your shoes?" I asked
David ran his hands over his face. "Yeah. When I find that mother fucker, I'm going to cut his head off myself."
I didn't know what to say. As long as I've known David, he's always had volatile relationships. His taste in men runs towards the dangerous. He's the smartest fool I've ever known.
By 1840, I found myself in Mobile, Alabama.
The city was a busy port, which meant sailors came in every day, men who didn't have family and who wouldn't be missed right away.
The alligators and other predators were only too happy to help me dispose of the remains of my meals, and when a sailor was found floating in the harbor, what was left of his body had already been so thoroughly chewed no one noticed any suspicious wounds.
As vampires age, we need to consume less blood.
But the port of Mobile proved to be too rich a hunting ground to not indulge.
Most nights, I found myself lurking along Shakespeare Row, Mobile's strip of gambling dens and brothels.
Even if I didn't feel like eating, there was always something interesting happening.
One night, not long after I arrived, I was walking in the dark when I heard a passionate moan and noticed the unmistakable scent of sex.
Around the corner, behind a brothel, I saw a vampire fucking a sailor.
The vampire was a black man and had his cock deeply embedded in the anus of the white sailor.
The vampire's hand was around the erect penis of the sailor and was rapidly stroking him.
The sailor had an ecstatic expression on his face.
The vampire just looked angry.
The sailor grunted and moaned again.
"You're so big!
So big!
Fuck me with your big black cock!"
The vampire put his hands over the sailor's mouth.
"Shut up and take it you ignorant fuck!"
The sailor continued to moan and grunt as the vampire's hips sped up. The vampire kept his hands over the sailor's mouth while the sailor took his own cock and began to jerk it swiftly.
The vampire noticed me.
He gave me a big, evil grin as he orgasmed into the sailor.
Then, he leaned his head back and embedded his fangs into the sailor's neck.
I smelled semen and fresh blood as the sailor ejaculated.
The vampire drank quickly, emptying the sailor's body.
He pulled his cock out of the sailor and wiped off onto his pants.
He turned back to me as he put his penis away.
"Usually people have to pay to watch a show like that," the vampire grinned.
I barely understood a word he said.