The following is the first in a series of misadventures of a character I hope you all enjoy. His name is Pete.
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Galaxy Date 2276.8. I am alone in my Qt4 Borza starship headed to Zinshulla Starbase. My crew literally consumed themselves while fornicating during the long trip from Alpha Centauri. Our species does this from time to time. It's ok though, there is always a little left behind to put into the cloner. Then they're good as new.
We are blue in appearance with slight purple overtones. We have four appendages. Two ending in what humans would call hands and the other two are tentacles. The males have two phalluses (over and under) and the females of our species have two of what you would call vaginas. Besides those differences we are just like you humans in appearance.
We like all of Earth's genders and sexual identities. They are so much fun to play with and they love us too...lol.
Zinshulla Starbase is the #1 pleasure palace in the galaxy. My friends and I are headed there for some well deserved R&R. Considering how far Earth is, this is the best alternative.
The starbase is 10 levels of pure pleasure. No currency is necessary because it no longer exists. No hunger and no war. Every species is equal in standing and power is shared equally amongst the planets. We also have a true Miss Galaxy contest with thousands of entrants. The host is a long dead cloned human. His name has been lost but he has a huge moustache and he's very funny. He makes mistakes sometimes.
Sorry, I digress...
My friends are in their cloner tubes still, so I'm the lucky one who gets to debark first for 3 cycles of fun and debauchery.