Pssssst! Hello there! I know that you are surprised to be hearing from me, and some of you will probably be creeped out by this. I'm here! Above you! Yes! Yes, that's right! I am the mirror, the one on the roof. Come on, come on! If the fact that I'm there didn't distress you when you came in here, I can't see why you should be upset by the fact that I have a life of my own. Most of the people who come to this motel room have alternative lives -
*snicker*
- at least they have lives that their spouses in Upper St. Andrew don't know anything about.
Are you married? Who are you waiting for? Do you want to play Twenty Questions with me? Lady, please don't put your clothes back on! I don't mind. You don't have anything that I haven't seen before, and you're prettier than many whom I've had to watch. You should have seen the couple that was in here earlier today! Woof!
No! No! I won't tell about you if I see you kissing! I promise! I didn't tell you anything about that couple, did I? I was just joking! They were lovely people! Really! Come on! Be a sport! Alright! I'll make you a deal. If you just stay here and, you now, look pretty for me, I'll tell you some of the things that I've seen... no names or faces, mind you. I am a gentleman.
So, what do you say?
Yes? Great!
You first, who are you waiting for?
Your boss? He likes to pretend that he's your Daddy! Nice! Kinky! I have seen a few girls like that here. I remember the first time when I saw something like that. It was about two days after I was installed here. The woman came in dressed in a dark-grey business suit, and she was carrying a briefcase, you know the sort; it had a combination lock. I just thought at first that she worked for a very cheap company; because why else would such a woman come to a dive like this? At first I thought that she was just a nice-looking strapping young accountant or sales rep who drew the crappy assignment at work. Can you imagine my surprise when she stripped down almost immediately as she came into the room? Under that business suit she was wearing a black, lace corset and matching thong with garters. Hell! You should have seen her! I nearly fell off the ceiling! She spoiled me forever. She was a big girl too! Double X at least; a real beauty!
That girl laced up that corset in the front and cinched in her waist, and her boobs threatened to spill out,